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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD _ The Tie That Binds ! pacep . FP par To THE ROOF NEVER_ GET, & SEATIIL 7 _, STRAP? QH— THANK You ™ —BUT | ALREADY kK iE ON lee SSS 7 =» eieatics (GO OF Bill—Are you and Jim courting the same-girl? : Tom—Yes, we're rivals! MY Necknie | Bill—Well, PiTEEi Ceti ti i } —=S=S= { d ‘e ISM Sy Gm FZ A Hl GO pown ADDRESS » SOMEWAN T'DO SOME WRRK, . BE AWANTIN’ : Wesera : [== TIME Sounds Like a Sentence—Not a Job HERE TO | HAVE LOT OF KINOLING 1 WANTI eevee, WANT BACK TALK ON YouR. ANY — TOES Totp ME You times wonder tired of me.” WANTED A MAN TO WORK FER “A LOAFING — oR | WANT You To AND town. a sneak; To go and the lurch like that{— Hagle. SE KNOW tT WAS HUSBAND WAS MISTAKE, YOu LOOKIN A lery.” FOREWARNED if me husband’s grown “Whatever makes you Say that, Mrs. "Iggs?” “Well, ’e ain’t been ’ome for seven —BuUT } DIDN'T DO WHAT- sheriff,” said Cactus Joe, “How?” ae “By quick decisions, with prompt enforeement.” “Studying law?” “No. Practicing in a shooting gal- LEAVE Could It Bc? “D’you know, Mrs. ’Arris, I some- " YES MUM— TH’ com OUT— AND LOADS OF THINGS —AND |. 1 Pon'T DO A cuT— I'LL WANT You To RUN ERRANDS THERE'S THE CELLAR To CLEAN TO Orator—Before I close, allow me to repeat the immortal words of Webster— Farmer Parsley—Lan’ sakes, Mirandy, let’s get out of here. He’s a-goin’ to start in on the dictionary. —Toronto Globe, f Newspaper Union OFFICER FINNEY { He pip? OH,-Yes! SENT ME HERE, {| TOLD iM * NEEDED A MAN AROUND: MUM —= es ; \ Hi By Ted O'Loughlin T’THS AN’ Ot SINT VEZ— SHE FORCE \ t ay, S FINNEY OF THE Gs Mi left | Determination “I'm determined to make this com: munity more orderly, now that I'm fh [ \ he’s Tom—The deave me in Brooklyn |7 a ert 3 Gooo! THEN You WON'T MIND LETING | _ PARDON. ME, MISS — BUT oe - CS OFFER, You THIS i INTERESTED | years.”—London Advertiser. FER. Precise Two friends met; one in widow’s weeds. MUM2 was garbed The Other—My dear friend! How| I pity you—a widow at twenty-five! The Widow—Pardon me, twentyfour !—Cleveland Record. Lady—Ill I By GEORGE STORM As Follows:” WILL THAT BE; . S MR. TIEBETS? z for goodness Past sake to of them was the same —London Tatler. enter- Mrs, Upflatte—She’s _woman, I guess. Talley Poor Social Quality Edith—Is Mrs. von Good an taining conversationalist? Sy Louise—Perfect eo “Pardon me,” said the girl motor-— ist, with dignity, “the fourth. One tell me what ¢t is my wife asked me bring home.—Boston Transcript. og Hi Teller—Certainly. and future. Clent—Then Mrs. dummy! If she can’t speak well of a person, she says nothing. with Spent half By C. M. PAYNE 2 s 1 {+ 17 eee ‘ ““FeopPp, An! You 6 | AWAY I 2 f Wis4+ wut Me. f 3Ss OUT “THETE. peat » THew SAVE. Be ALE ICG, Ree sO | [43 An - ‘s * ie se 52 56 S7 EVER RIGHT FOR ME - 15 AWFURy I WAS )10 OPEN SHE OF TO THE |[66_ | i SSS =H Sh = 68 opyricht CLOSED ONE MINE ' 5——Sacred bird 11l—-Part of the 18——-A_ measure 71—Overshadows 35—Beast priestly in foggier LENT place,” AZZ meéendation from my former en.ployer. He says my character is ‘beyond reproach, — fhe Hmployer—But he fails to state in which direction it is— above er below. ESTHETIC ‘. for me, ac- . Vice aoe ee. “I can’t bear “Why net?” eee er i } Versa you of course not.” I thought I saw — keep any servants?” one in your kitchen.” “Oh, we have servants on the premises a day or two at a time, but we don’t keep them.” man. “I thought — up so, : ' “He has the artistic temperament developed.” “How’s that?” “Only goes with ‘ in autumn.” Mra. girls NB Rival Rackets Flynn—This neighborhood O’Brien—Yis, the only time any peace here is whin the trucks drown the noise, ; . §8—Beast for ship’s of burden 60—Goddess © a or it 1--Character in Genesis 2—-Measure of type &—Connected with 4—Species of plant 5—-Note of entry cables ‘ of mischief more 66—Else e together : ‘67—Conjunction 70-——-Part of verb “to be” 69—Denial : © — 67—Sanctioned 63—Allow 65——A.ct 68——-Meager “to be”? 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Very well, I will.” Mrs. there’s 41—A pegs 40——A = 44—The highest point 45—Used in fishing 47—-Personal pronoun 48—Narrowminded person 53—Posts 72—-Situation set apart 73—Large member of deer he could pass 43——-Enclosed 87—Wooden consonant "Nuff Said seems pretty noisy, Mrs. O’Brien. red-headed of 42—Smooth Abraham Jack—I had a blind date with one of those ambitious, highbrow Janes last night. - happily unless - Persia 70—Part of the verb 7i—To wipe out A BLOWOUT peste Smith.” “He is the sort of fellow who slaps you on the back te your face aad slaps you ia the face behind your back.” “Do “No, “But ‘| young é Ah a deposit he “I know what’s passing in your mind,” said the maiden. “I know. too, why you are calling here night after night, appropriating my time to yourself and keeping other nice young men away. You want me to marry you, don’t you?” “I—] do!” gasped the astonished I suppose. but just count for him. let Two of a Kind Wife—My husband is mean; he’s taken all the cash out of the baby's Money box. Neighbor—My dear! “Did the signs down your way Wife—Yes, and just when there show how the election was going?” Miaka eupugh Tor ihe new hat } “Not much they didn’t. The returns simply made hay of all our straw votes.” ; Nailing Him Down Mes. Smith—Yes, the kind of an account that will be a checking account I ucts of the West Indies? Boy—lI don’t know, sir. : Schoolmaster — Come, come! Where do you get the sugar from? Boy—We generally borrow it from the neighbor next door. pene His Job _Cashier—So you wish to open a joint account with your husband? account, lowed to study a football!. 26—To mimic 28-—Share with $4—Son of Aaron 52——Oriental sash 54——Personal pronoun 56—-—Exist 62-—Goddess of earth 64—Tribe of Indians . 6fe——Help — Mrs. Rooral—Yes; Josh says what this country needs is a college where a feller wouldn't -be al- Their Source of Supply Schoolmaster—What are the prod- The Applicant—Here is a recom- A checking couldn’t pass his exams? because 19—-Preposition vestment of Te been football 31—To harden 8%—Birthplace 39——Unrighteousness 14—Piece 34—Besides eee SE have play %—Throws . | hel “I replied the second. “Where?” “I don’t know. It was so foggy didn’t know where I was.” Josh of note of bird 17—-Spawn of burden 86—Kingdom ; Mrs. be” 88—Holy picture 398—To saturate 50—Collection your “to ~ 24—-AlHlowing that 25—Sun god 27—=Preposition 82——Groove musical 30—Species verb 12—Quic& sa Gi _29-——A 16—Preposition 5i—Indefinite Two wide travelers were comparing experiences. “London,” says’ the first, “is the foggiest place I have ever been.” 7° TS le=Species of bird ‘|, 46—Rears Long-Felt Want Frat—So they wouldn’t {SS 62. 6? 72 Horizontal. HER EYES, 44-—A A Bit Foggy {6/ ] f a= 160 GF 67 TRYING Ra LAN iL (ny ne OPEN HER EYES SITUATION !! WHILE 4167 St SI 63 I DID, EPDIE, Ars’ AL. $ WHY DON'T YOU GO IN | AND HAVE A TALK WITH HER? REASON WITH HER- TRY TO +7 {SZ {sS@ Bao | pa NOTHING Fo 5 awa SS GOES F So V4 LIFE ff! 3T 4-0 45 +3 GS TSKI TSKE THIS iss 36 so |42 An Open And Shut Case-- Patan LOST HIS Tos we COULD BE AT HYTONA GEACH LIKE THE JONESES — OH,DEAR! 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INTO A SIDE SHOW FURTHER NOTICE OF ITLL HAV = TO a secret.” find a man foolish enough me.”—London Tit-Bits, you Tramp—Yes, lady, only it will be cheaper to feed me in advance, Choppin’ wood gives me a terrible appe- “Yes, dear; but I must tell Doris. | The horrid creature said I should never marry give eat if you’ll chop wood for it. our engage-’ es remeananeee Erred MORO Im] fo] j-<|2|> Gee C] “Our Rates Are ment Had let us keep aCe BOBBY TH IAT CHER— “Darling, ae Doris | Tough on Him She—In India, when a man they bury his widow with him! dies, That -is cruel, _ He—Yes, poor man! cane |