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Show UINTAH T? SIN RECORD Finest Needle In Exclusive Jlsk Me Another A General Quiz O 'F 4 - & The Questions much does it cost to fire the largest gun in the U. S. army? 2. Who were the oldest and youngest members of the Constitutional convention? 3. Is Mahatma Gandhi married? 4. What is the lowest hereditary title of British nobility? 5. What was Howard Hughes time for his flight in July? 6. What is the difference between an attack plane and a pursuit plane? 7. How does the proportion of city students attending college compare with that of the country students? 8. What is the history of the clock in the senate corridor of the 1. How round-the-wor- By ED WHEELAN BIG TOP WnH THAT'S "WE WAy. SKCOKlE . KEEP TIPPING VOUR HAT To 3UST LISTEN To THEM ! THE- CLOWNS DANCING AMD SHOUTING AHEAD Op HER, MVRA ROPE THE SU&PUED ALTA AROUND THE AREMA - ld CLAP CLAP j ' clt F VOL) HEARD ME. JEFF BANGS EVEN IF MYRA HAS SAVED THE SHOW ONCE AGAIN i APPLAUSE it MAy THE EVERytHING VJILL EC ALL, FOOLEP RIGHT AFTER , ALL ME .1 JsJcSi CV ould te U. S. Capitol? Pattern The Answers 1. The gun is the largest and the cost to fire one round is approximately $3,000. 2. Benjamin Franklin of Pennsylvania, then 81, and Jonathan Dayton of New Jersey, who was 26 years old. 8. He is married and has four sons and several grandchildren. Married at the age of 13, in 1906 he took a perpetual vow of celibacy. 4. Baronet. 5. Three days, 19 hours. 6. Attack planes are designed and armed for attacking the enemys ground forces; pursuit planes are designed and armed especially for fighting enemy aircraft. 7. Out of every 1,000 rural families, 53 young men and women are sent to college, while 49 college students are sent from every 1,000 urban homes. 8. The clock was bought by the government and presented to the senate in 1803, when the state of Ohio was admitted to the Union. The 17 stars on the front of the case represent the states which W'ere part of the Union at that time, the seventeenth star representing Ohio. The clock keeps accurate time in spite of its 135 years of service. C& (O LALA PALOOZA By RUBE GOLDBERG Tea Is Served NOW ZAT ZISS TROOBLE-MAKIN- WHAT G BROTHER HE IS5 KICKED OUT ZE YOU AND I ALONE ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS TSK GONZALES, AINT YOU THE SWEET ONE YOU ON! V ALWAYS SAY THE RIGHT THING --- . a; a and SMATTER POP By C. M. PAYNE You May Look Different to Other Folks (Safety Tal Rural Traffic Accidents Traffic accidents in t districts are mounting and bounds. Since 1924, tional Safety council saj vehicle fatalities have i 172 per cent. In cities o population they went up per cent. Of course, the council p a large part of this incrc be the result of much-rural travel. But most tr thorities believe, howev the more favorable citj can be traced to the mo tive traffic control mea municipalities. In 1937, the loss of life accidents in rural dlstr cities under 10,000 popula 27,400. In cities over 10 were 12,100 killed. While collisions with pe constituted the major fa dent problem in cities, r tricts had their greatest with collisions between more motor vehicles. elses efforts. Children with grandpas and grandmas learn that there are two views of what their par- ents regard as misbehavior. If one is blue, one should get busy. Never let the blues induce you to sit down idly. c Dsmocracy Scores Anybody in America who would swell his chest and strut around as dictators do in Europe would be laughed into oblivion. When money talks it require! a great deal of faith to believe that silence is golden. We do not want to be pessimistic, yet it does save a lot of somel My hea ed and th . sot her jh da: She Bidwhe to get beam w tt lock ned to at I oi :dte i?oni it iwe 1 t it out had fich A Ai felto Ludens, like ho rkido onade, contain i cobb that helps contri to craw your alkaline re sav th: Arthur Bar ss Atblcuc Dtrtctor, A POP Beyond Question By J. MILLAR WATT I , PASSED MY DRIVING TEST, , I DID THAT Yv AFTERWARDS pop; !I "othi sh, dow LUBEH MENTHOL COUGH nipnL .d on end 1 DROP! becaus th, P Vital Partisans Moderators of opinion useful but the glory or the belong to partisans. Harp tom tir a as so 1 it little h 'wo I c How Women in Their 40s 'My bowels wots so slavish tad tnj heart. I tried Adlenks. Oh, what relief. The first dose worked like magte. Adlenks removed the fss end watte matter sod my stomach felt so good. Mrs. S. A. McAmis. If gaa m vnur stomach and bowels bloats until you up you Rasp for breath, take m Ublespoontul of Adi rta end notice bow the stoma h (MS is relieved almost at ones. Adlenks often moves the bowels m less than two hours, AdlenKS is BOTH carminative end cathartic, carminatives to w arm and soothe the etnm&oli end expel GAS, cathartics to clear the bowtls and relieve intestinal nsrve pressure, discommended bv many doctor fyj 36 years. Get genuine Adlenks today. Sold at all drug stores Can Attract Heres change (uaually from 38 to Bell Syndicate. WNU Servtr. BOSES, SUOHX STLMS? Curse of Progress PARKING ASSISTANT T11 have," said the snooty young freshman to the student waiter, By GLUYAS WILLIAMS - l' ViE WOJUDCQ happen ASJ0 Thought at Eventide mj 057- ruts COULO coQ rcjrsxAr -IF 'pff "two eggs, boiled exactly 3 minutes and 10 seconds; toast, buttered, and be sure its not too hard; cofTee with cream, but not too much cream "Yesm, bowed the waiter, And what special design would you like on the dishes? Washington Post. VFj cwy Washington Irving. Silenced Quack doctor to rural audience) -- Yes, gentlemen, 1 have sold these pi 8 for the last twenty years and never heard a word of complaint Now, what does that prove? A Voice In the Crowd-T- hat dead men tell no tales. 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