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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Jlsk Me Another A General Quiz O The Questions cabinet member was born in a log cabin? 2. What is the smallest republic in the world? 3. How long is the San bay bridge? 4. How long following her marriage does custom allow a wife to be called a bride? 5. Who was the author of the following aphorism: Laws do not make reforms; reforms make 1. Which Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young nd laws? 6. How long est chain? is the worlds 3DC1BE 331 going to find out who put Pepper in Alta' Water, causing the elephant to go on a rampage. The boss BIG TOP Rftc-- r his TALK WITH 13E 3Dt DOC "AMTS, 3TFF bangs LISTEN .'SPEED. COME My TENT RIGHT u AFTER THE .SHOW VIANT TO HAVE A TALK Unitan lb I 1 The Answers 1. Hull. LISTEN .TUNIOR. 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When a dog growls over his food he likes it, but with a man it is different. c The National Safety, yoi ports that of all accide: aental during 1937 by persons at I sai at work, 33 per cent ise my and finger cases. Leg ntw were injured in 24 pert ;er ban occupational accident c, my be human trunk was injure mew cent, or the third larges s she and of cases. we mu Other parts of the frequency with which t to injured: arms, 11 perc seem nd Jch (other than eyes), me dc The 2 cent. eyes, per general accidents accou of tl per cent of the cases. me sl( I ! be--: JFinST SIGN OF SI II IN G ! Cl 6 c iht MESCAL IKE The Noble Experiment By S. L. HUNTLEY rcsGOFi all's v hath V Ask Doctor t This Heil I TO LOSE When the first red and silver Ferrys Seeds displays appear, spring is just around the corner and time la here. Take the guesswork out of gardening this year. To help you. Ferrys Seeds pass rigid tests for vitality and germination eaoh year before being packeted. THEN EACH PACKET IS DATED. 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