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YoU, WANT YOU TO GET THE TbulRE NOT A I 3boDS on A gambling- House gANP close rr upj - " IN law? j i po tYs IT? THE GAttf HAZEL ft VOU dig , THE VOL) Busy....! $ THE FIELD IS aaost PROMISING! Redoubled Effort "What do you think has been the result of cutting the value of the dollar in half? "It has stimulated our energies," answered Senator Sorghum. "Everybody seems to feel that hell have to hustle twice as hard to get the old results." TO THE POINT WELu KID 3M ALONG AMD .VitH THAT ROCK MOTE BOOK STUFF WITH TILL HS JOIMS UP US. THEM GOT I FOR) OTHER PLANS HIM! By Observed EH r Kesp TO HELP SIDE WITHOUT BEING OF THS here with BoysPROFESSOR THE HILL- OH M LEAVING THREE AND mam who broke JAIU IS WITH of A THICKET SHELTER Tr By GEORGE STORM part ofcove COTTOHMOUTH SURE EHOUGH, Being Cuts Little John was busily watching two little girls sitting behind him in church. After the service a woman who had noticed him and admired his big blue eyes, said to him t "John, I think yon are about as cute as they grow, aren't you?" Well, I ain't as cute as the two little girls who were behind me," lit tie John replied. FOIVE. POLIAKS 01 WILL Do YOU THINK You CAM THIS Tubbys Discovery EfaaAMD BET YEZ. 14 SUCCEED SYMPATHY WrTH The A Gamble say! oi'll Good! PERHAPS You'll not GAMBLING MAtf, ARE You? You ARE YlS SOR. 133 Two negroes were boasting about the merits of their respective motor cars, both worn, shabby, old wrecks. One of them said, "Deys JtT one reason why Ah calnt rnn dls cah o'mlne 100 miles a houah." "An whats dat reason? asked the other. Da distance Is too long fo de shortness of de time, said the first thb shirting edge of marsh.... ths He StCOCHIZED OkS f mioIwm OF THB AS 1 professor PETTI it MEM relievt cfldl taaa! BONE.,...' oelb ilholalti down, make them very chic. Nice a gay cotton tie Pattern 1933 is available In sizes 34, 80, 88, 40, 42, 44, 40, and 48. Size 80 takes 8 fabric. yards h Illustrated step-by-ste- p sewing in- Do What's a three letter word meaning to propose? She You? Op; la print structions Included. SEND FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In coins or stamps (coins preferred) Had Heard About That for this pattern. Write plainly name, Little Johnny, aged seven, had address and style number. BE SURE been taken to the sou. He stood be- TO STATE SIZE. fore the leopards cage for a few Address orders to Sowing Circle minutes staring intently. Then, turn- Pattern Department 243 West Seving to his mother, ho asked : "Moth enteenth Street New York City. er, is that the dotted lion that everyone wants dad to sign on? awaj i SLIGHT MISTAKE Safety Firrt PING UP WITH auTiea youa Hey ( YEH, He WAS WITH I THE DUKE CAMBMOERT Fifteen But A1 Lost His Nerve . . . THE JONESES OF - FOR ygarj find He LOOKS AT MS AS IF I WAS A DECK rpra oecAuse He worked I)UKE You MUSTN'T LET HIM HlrH HAT YOU, AL! TH WAY TO TREAT THAT ROOSTER 1$ TO BAWL HIM &K just 3ont stand TREAT . , in awe of ; T him S',ee pijhT smokin' DAW5-ONlT- ! CCST ONE OF M CKJAR-- AND y 1 RGADNtj-M- PAPER!! WELL, I WON'T DISTURB HIM I'LL WAIT UNTIL NOW to-morro- w Gardener Is this your ball In the garden here? Boy Are there any windows broken? Gardener No, sonny. Boy Oh, that'll be my ball, then. Pearson's Weekly. I Just congratulated Doctor Brown on marrying one his patients, and he seemed quite annoyed." That Isnt Doctor Brown, yon idiot Thats Doctor Smith, the lunacy expert" Vancouver Province. VERY SLOW You Can Start Small Doctor (ecstatically) Sir, yours Is a case which will enrich medical science 1 Tatlent Oh, dear, and I thought I wouldnt have to pay more than five or ten dollars. Boston Evening Transcript. Solved Immediately Business Man Here Is a check for $25 from a customer. And I don't know what It Is fori First Lady Bug Is your friend, Wlfo Oh, thats for my new dress Mr. Beetle, alow In his courtship? and hat, dear Ive been praying for Second Lady Bug Slow? Why, It for over a week. Chelsea Record. hes slower than Mr. Snail I oMjV 1 Tba Convincing Mile Sporting Suspense "What Is the great Issue before "Is the election over In Crimson Gulch us?" Not yet" answered Cactns Joe. Money, as usual," answered Senator Sorghum. "Out In my country A lot of the boys are still bettln on the contest has concentrated on who how many votes there will be In the can afford the most radio time." ballot boxes after a recount" r , Jamals Untmcnt Sold i ever, er Painting Collector "I am told that you have paid for a painting." Oucht Browo What do you think of my car? Jones I wish I had one Just like "Tea," answered Mr. Dustin Stax. "The make-uof a stage beauty has It A chap worries so constantly tost me even more than that" over a good one Brooklyn Eaglo. $30-W- O p Where It I Needed "I took up this game," the hopeless Knowledge Queit "Are yon Interested In socialism?" novice said apologetically to his cad "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne. "I have listened attentively to taiany dy, merely to practice "Ton ought to have gone la for discussions of It and sometimes I almost understand what it is." caddying, sir." Stray Stories, aelf-contro- Yu 'Cj t in inn, n jjfZi if |