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LEARN ELL It First/ jim i who ss > “t : Did you ever see a dead town, business and and industrial houses empty, and schools churches in ruins? When big mono- polies drive out small business, that's what happens, Live wire towns reap harvest from their own and contingent industries, profits being reinstated CANDY PAPERS Allee OVER THE SOFA SS oan THIS WEEK’S PRIZE STORY | 7 THAT'S RIGHT PICK pa OUT HOW Numerically Speaking A little boy was balancing himself “Aren't you too young ee ME—{ SUPPOSE 'M To I have had it a lady we’ve , SURE START PICKING ON -fortnight, and we have had fine weather all the time.—Pearson’s. old W. THE FEATHERHEADS _ ,,2:Q2me,,_ Worked A peasant bought a barometer, and a fortnight later the instrument maker from whom he bought it passed the door, : Instrument Maker—Well, are you satisfied with the barometer? on his head when an knew him came by: starvation But—if business failed | We'd all be hunting . Rabbits, in a year. LET’S PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY eae sease Peasant—Rather! we have good local business, Of Sister’s Boy Friend—Good gracious! Whatever can the child mean? Little Brother—I heard Minnie tell Street. Buy SS Ht home instead Intermountain paint your own the hill instead EDNA to do that?” of Made on Wall : Goods and little red school house of somebody else’s, U..KERR, on Bellevue, Idaho. At 400 Utah Oil she asked. “You’re only six.” — “It’s all right, missis,” replied the boy without losing his balance. “I’m nine while I’m upside down.” Refining BUSINESSLIKE Service Stations in Utah and > Idaho Sore sEN H F ARE Il SHURE, ae DOIN’ 1NEZ IN HEREZ AN’ Oo: BE BREAKIN’ IN THESE NEW SHOES WELL—IT 1 BE “CATERPILLAR” TRACTORS We have several good used “Caterpillar” Tracters on which desirable deals can be made. See our salesmen in Tremonton or Salt Lake City. SORRY!— SHURE A LOT O'NOISE ] AN’ Ol'LL STHOP YEz ARE SINGIN’ MAKIN'/ Landes Tractor & Equipment Co. THIS 236 West South Temple. St. Salt Lake City, Utah” | MINIT LX |. 4 Achew! Achew! Colds have their “seasons,” the reak periods being September and October, January and February, and April and May. Mrs. Stonehammer—Johnny Bonechisel says he considers our daughter worth her weight in clam shells, - Mr, S—That’s fine I'll hold him off a few weeks while we fatten her up. én Guide Book Fleeting Time Lecturer (who has spoken for two hours)—I shall not keep you -much _ Feed ’Em “A good leader,” Sage of Chinatown, to see’ to it that are well fed.” longer. I am afraid I have spoken at rather great length. There is no clock in the room, and I must apologize for not having a watch with me. A Voice—There’s a calendar be- OINCSAUR, Father—Willie, were you quiet at School today? Las. oe Willie—I'll say so! I went to sleep soon as I got there, and the said she’d who woke me up|. pict punish Bringing Him _ take sure.as anything,” yeur THE Seagate: SEIzS lift it out of the VV TO SALESMENS’ SAMPLES . TURTLEBACK coos e ) THE \ StuTersS - _f ‘Ladies Salt . HOUSEBOAT: «+ . a \ pe Yi - D WAG EG Lake MILLS City, Utah - Skunks Hibernate Part Time The skunk is typical of animals which go into hibernation, but remains only part of the winter. U gp — 4 Utah High School of Beauty Culture — oa Is- Knit Suits and Dresses Now One-half Off UTAH WOOLEN - 121 seh sevessese So. Main St., Salt Lake City : The Beauty Culture Profession Knows no Depression You can now learn a profession that will make you days. Be independent fer the rest of your $15 per month only for the complete course of six months. Phone or write ae our catalogue. Mail in coupon. NA ADDRESS = Marsh Rabbit Swins The S’MATTER POP—A said Bobbie’s marsh rabbit of our south« eastern swampland is as much at home in the water as on land and actually swims for sport. ee it,” sai 5 Brides Are Stronger Bride—I made this pudding all by myself. . Hubby—Fine! But who helped you FIND HATS OL KICKAPOOS ARK, THE ONE witHouT ANY PAINT ON! ANO TURTLEBACK’S THE ONE IN THAT SKIFF LIE . mother. - SCIENTIST PLANNING again. “You can’t. I’m sittin’ on Bobbie.—Chicago News. MAN TO OLD TURTLEBACK! AIN'T SEEN om HIM IN TOWN FOR A LONG TIME wie | FOLKS THIS SIOE OF THE TRACK O ONT HOLO NO TRUCK WITH SUCH AS Hime. \ IF HE AIN'T AROUND SHANTYTOWN You MIGHT FIND HIM AT KICKAPOO GRoce WAS EMINENTLY THE SPECIMEN BUT THE . OCENTIST REFUSES TO SELL. AND . Anatomical Problem “Bobbie, I am going to spank yeu as THAT FAIR, soscee NOW PETTIBONE WISHES. TO RETRIEVE THE Down him on PRICE Bossy BY THE ‘VILLAGE DENTIST’ AND SILOED For. TOOTH TO AOD TO © THE PERFECTION OF. .Edith—Hush, don’t tell any one, but he was growing so horribly fat! When grief has pulled him ‘down ‘a bit I shall FROM -~ ‘DISPLAY o+2++- PROF. anyone . Maude—Why did you break engagement with poor Tom? _ | By GEORGE STORM eo "TWO OAYS HAVE ELAPSED SINCE 1 OFFERED HIM A *PEEeTH WAS PURCHASED _ Less Trouble teacher oF vue °F (One oe t _ ti hind you, mister!—Exehange. 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