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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD Uncle Scut Phil Q The Mind Meter lOm H&de Reminiscence The scenery one remembers most fondly will be what he saw while sitting serenely in contemplative meditation. Culture also consists in knowing wLat not to cultivate. A fault mender is better th in a fault finder. The way of the transgressor is hard, but apparently not half hard enough, or there wouldnt be so many repeaters. A hard shelled man doesnt necessarily mean a -- hard-boile- d one. Virtue and Vice Following virtue is a steep ascent; following vice is a precipitous leap. ' Science, the friend of man, turns murderer in times of war. Greatest triumph is to fish your friend out of the blues and make him laugh again. Besides backbone, another thing equally lacking, altogether too 'generally, is Good society wants good morals, and whenever they cant be, wants them kept out of sight. But They're Not Assets A man of bitter and glittering words may not have many friends but he has hosts of envious admirers. Everything in nature goes by steps, nothing by leaps. Probably your wants are as twenty to one to your needs. Many a man nas noble aims, but it is the hits that count. Cartoonists and Humorists Famous Side as by Life of Depicted Lighter THE FEATHERHEADS A STAND FOR i J ME ONS MORE -- moW.Look HEPS. CI&ARFACE, 'YOU'RE CUTflNtr INT& MY "Territory and Bitten by the Bug By OtiwnM Nmupn WaNwi yORD FROM wont YOU AND IT Ski! STOP WlLLWbU ACTiNSr LIKE ACWfr A . N AAV your Blood and ACTin IT'S pPOBABLy ..,pTuireiLiinPF. nl SOMETHING You MUST HAvE PooL! I YOURy VACCINATION WlShi 81 T- - J? g ft have been omiu ter given and missmg letters to make!. word. 1. Ui6 WAS ACTiNcr I In the following ex!! are ten skeleton WOrcS. . in each a-t-- 2. 3. 4. pu-i- c. 5.xn- -st-y. I'M N "1 jj-- Answers BLOODS attract. 1. I I 2. public. 3. amazement. ' 4. country. 5. industry. Foreign M s' 8 J Words and Phrases r self-respec- Amour propre. t. . SMATTER POP By Ya Never Can Do Much About Scared Feet C M. PAYNE Billet doux. (F.) A love Dum spiro,. spero. (L) I live I hope. (Part of South Carolina.) e mo En bon train. i (F.) way, on the road to success Flagrante delicto. (L.) committing the crime; cat the act. Gosse. (F.) Street child," infant. Cor kid," kiddie, , and "gossoon." Hors de propos. (F.) the purpose; irrelevant Iterum. To Quickly Ease Pains of Rheumatism y (F.) self-estee- (L.) Again. Urns UtolFi! 'TkiUipl'Woi MESCAL IKE ByS. Among Those Present L. HUNTLEY To Alkalize Stomach Qu, ft Bayer Tablett Dissolve Almost Instantly In 2 seconds by stop watch, a genuine BAYER AspirU tablet Starts to disintegrate and go to work. Drop a Bayer Aspirin tablet in-t- o a glass of water. By the time it hits the bottom of the glass ft is disintegrating. What happens in this glass happens ut your stomach. Ask Your Doctor About On all sides, Genuine BAYER Aspirin Any person who suffers from pains of rheumatism should know this: Two genuine BAYER ASPIRIN tablets, taken with a full glass of water, will usually ease even severe rheumatic pains in a remarkably short time. Ask your doctor about this. He will probably tell you there is nothing better. For real Bayer Aspirin tablets not only offer a potent analgesic (pain reliever), but start going to work almost htantly you take them. Note illustration of glass. Try this simple way. Youll be surprised at how quickly pain eases. Get real Bayer Aspirin by asking for it by its full name, Bayer Aspirin at any drug store. Now viilually one cent a tablet. people are lean; gain almost m quick relief, from stomach mi arising from overacidity, si lize the stomach quic to lips Milk of Magnesia. the way to FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted O'Lotighlu $ By VcaUra Nrwaeeper Officer, Call a Cop! Unlo You take either two teasp'v Phillips after Phillips Milk of Magw the liquid two lets. Almost instantly tion goes, gas from - headaches acidD fr0 diligence in food or s!1( sausea are relieved. Try this Phillips way uy upsets, 'os any acid stomach Get eh surprised at results. or there liquid Phillips of new Phillips Milk Tablets. Only 25( for a k tablets at ALSO drug stores. IN TABLET TOfiMi Each tiny tablet Is the equivalent of a teaspoonful of genuine 15C FOR A DOZEN 2 FULLOC, jLvl Virtually 1c a tablet Phillips looir ron the ba rtn cross ft USED BY ft dandruff-ba- 1 LEADING HOSPITALS IN TREATING EXTERNALLY individual users, important hospitals have found treatment with Cutlcura brings effective relief from skin irritation. Cuticura Ointment also helps heal and restore smooth, dear $kin. Cuticura Soap, quick lathering, mildly medicated, ideal for toilet and bath. Each 25c All druggists. Cm II. MORNING DISTRESS ra due to .cid, upect .totnach, Milnesi wafer, (the original) quickly relieve arid atomach and give necessary elimination. Each wafer equaia 4 teaspoonfuls of ouik of magnesia, 2(X, 35c & 60c, i regular Cloven- Meicie'1 , jowedbf-- VPL .dcdiof CAUSED Bike countless hi falling ld your you Balai Failure Towards the end of last semester an English professor decided to spring & character quiz on Chaucer class. . Among the questions was one asking, Who laughed and sang all day? After much squirming and struggling one student wrote, The second little pig," and handed in his paper. It came back a week later marked as follows: "Triple credit will be taken off because the answer is wrong, your attitude is too flippant, and sides. It was the first little pig!' llow It Worked Out "I sent Josh to college, said Farmer CorntosseL so that hed have the advantage of a better education than I had. How did it work out? Josh overdoes his gratitude. 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