Show cAt J 1 f WI WILLii 0 CHICAGO CHICAGO Wen Well all I t know is Just what I read In tho the papers and what I run into hither and thither Well here we all allaro allaro alli i aro are gathering In for the roundup round dup of ot tho Demo Demo- crafa They are areC C into Chi ChI- ChIcago Chicago r cago by plane train I n Fords 1 Buckboards and andon qi fi o on Burros The I Texas deli t I ti t I arrived on Burros Bur Bur- ros roa headed by W that fearless old Statesman Amon G Carter the genial dirt Farmer of Shady Oaks Post PostOffice Office Texas Oh say this will be a Convention Of course tho the old Republicans did the best t they ey could with what little they had to work on and as I think back to those old days we did have somo soma fun at that Would have had more If they badent Bulldogged that fellow France Franco who wanted to nominate Coolidge I was sure suro pulling pullIng pull pull- Ing for it for I cant help but ut admit that I am personally a CoolIdge fan And Grace I am crazy about Mrs Irs CoolIdge I tell you all these other public mens men's wives could learn a lot from her But the qualities she has aro God given they cant be ac nc- ac- ac I like lots of others would like liiko to see Calvin In there again Course I doubt If he would take it at this time Calvin knows when to take takeover takeover takeover over a business but anyhow this old boy France would have sure stirred up a hornets nest If ho had been able to nominate him Chicago Is going to do herself proud just like she did with the Re Re- publicans The last day of the Republican Republican Re Re- publican show they killed 4 gan gan- for the amusement of the and I know that being a Democratic city cHy at heart she will do as much mach for the Democrats In fact I bet they do better One Ono of those they humped bumped off ort was na named Red somebody and he was an alternate alternate alternate al al- ternate for tor Capone H L tho the Boswell of the Potomac has stayed steadily at his typewriter ever s sin since i n c e Senator France Franco was manhandled from the Republican Rostrum It was Just about the last blow against free tree speeches and I expect there will be bea ben a n in the Green Maga Inga Magazine zinc zine denouncing the tho Republican method He was the first on the tho spot back In the jail room where Mr Franco was quickly Incarcerated The They are fellow Marylanders And l said You take him you can take mo me too But Senator Fess says I will Ill take tak care of you personally So and Fess squared off oft with their typewriters ers era and what a sucker has made mado out of him Jewett Shouse is here guiding the destinies of ot the tho Roose Roosevelt elt forces All you can hear Is Will Hill they stop Roosevelt Well WeB th they y stop him from getting six or seven hundred hundred hundred hun hun- dred b but It maby they can get em cm to change their minds after the 1 have seen some of at theother theother the tho other candidates and maby some of ot the other will wUl switch to Roosevelt after acter they have seen face to face their own candidates Anyhow Anyhow Any Any- how its it's s 's a good spot for a delegate to ba be In Never was a a delegate so much In demand I I am sure sorry that I decide to Del I had hada a chance in California They wanted wanted want want- ed to make me one only I think they discovered I had none of the qualifications of one Tammany Is la gathering In This Is their first trip away with the exceptions exceptions ex ex- exceptions of pC the ones that survived th the Houston 1 massacre tia Ritchie of ot r Maryland and his troop are here heie and on r- r their way They r rs r's y are aro going to sare s 's sy o profit by the happenings of 1 tho the Republican fracas and bring bring- bringIng bringing ing their own policemen to see seo that the they can nominate who they want Al Smith SmithIs SmithIs' Is Is' coming and will bo 60 the most popular popular lar figure here lere as he 1 Is everywhere Thirty years from now If ho he never held another Smith would still aWl bo be of great t interest to everyone for he has bas just got in him that something some some- thing Mr Roosevelt will be bo hero when It looks profitable for him to be Or 01 what they t say ay say say- What who who- said Oh nobody said it I just made It up but when a writer or anyone wants to say something they are arc not right sure suro of oC they always preface It by saying ng So Ive I've heard Well just an of or Out for tor em Tho They heard anybody say Bay It at all nIl but Its an n easy way to lay the thelie thelie lie on ou someone elso also besides your your- self Well the noise Is starting so I bettor bettor bet bet- tor Jarr Tarr loose and go hear It I dont know If lC Its a n Rubo Rub band baud or just Amon Carter Carte whispering about v Jack Garner to somebody Well Nell see you ou at atthe the Third Party Pa Convention 1932 1931 Inc |