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Show ALFALFA FIELDS IN IDAHO their commandin offisur, jenral Fern-stru- m. Enother monument wil be bilt to kommemorate the meny differnt mes-saji- s en changes ov ideas on the water question wich has hum to our grate mayer. plased in jepardy, a sitys needs ruthlessly sakriflced to. help out the petty politikul skeems ov Morris, Fernstrum en Hewlitt. Two want to be mayer, en the uther wants ter kontlnue the grate privilege ov livin on a salary ov $35 per month. If the taxpayers are on to themselves, en know wich side ov thre bread lz buttered tha will vote this skeem down en insist on a rational strate purchase plan. Wen the power site wuz plckt out, a genral diskushun wuz held, en it wuz agreed that if tha kood wurk the skeem throo they wood all be The mayor sed he had set up day Yoors, after day burnin the noonda sun en ov wearin out Lou Johnsons eyes study-e- n Keepur re-elekt-- id. R. their majestys power plant the proposishun, hecoz, sed he, site. o "i must do somthin tew send mi name slidin into eternity. Femstrom you hay JACK HEFFERNAN RETURN8 TO the mattrass faktory en the Parleys TRUTH. reservoir, but i alas am bereft. Fernstrum sed, chare up old Teller. From Monday next, Mr. J. J. Ha tinks you hay plenty time tew make a polytickel rekurd likes me. Heffernan will have charge of the adFernstrum exhibitid a map he had of Truth. Mr. - vertising department drawn showin how der vierduk Heffernan is so well known to the shood run. It looked like the kross kuntry cotton thread defensas thrown business men of Salt Lake that an inaround the rear end ov a pair ov pant- troduction would be asbolute surplage. aloons. He also exhibitid a kopy ov He is in point of service the oldest adthe contract with the farmers, sayin, Mr. Mayor, dis hare kontract ha mi vertising man in Salt Lake City and wurk, Ha dru im up. Ha am all rite certainly one of the ablest and most fer der farmer, but the city Ha must reliable. He, in years gone by, did loog out, hut the city ha must water. If the skeems these fellers are hav splendid work on the Salt Lake Herald and other papers in the city. Three and a half years ago, when Truth kon-kokt- in kin be carried out therel be grate things doin. There will be 13 miles ov canal tew make, thousands ov new ditches, head gates galore, en lots ov uther wurk that haz never bin jot ov, or which haz bin concealed. think ov the chances for the K35 kounsilmen wen the kontrakters Jf1 tew put in their bills for extras. Fernstrum an Morris are wurkin fer was born, Mr. Heffernan took charge of the advertising and made a success of it. He severed his connection with this paper and went to the Telegram when it was started and in the face of great difficulties, worked up a good patronage for the new daily, but has now returned to his old love, Truth. He says he has become disgusted with the lies which he found in many places Tha are willin tew spend and is pleased to return to the Truth. a mlyun ov o for that purpose, en from theirmoney talk tha no as much about the details ov this water propsi-o- n Advertise in TRUTH. as a kid. The taxpayers are bein deseeved. It is the brick skeem ever wurked n the sity. Fernstrums rekord in our kounsil iz such that in any other w six-year-o- ld nS. vroodent hav a moments stand-The men who are pushin this no 4 a commit-brot c,00 be t or mtzens en examined separately - rfve consitent reasons for it. TDarbe two ansers alike, ? en me v?0( cheef wood be Hewlitts skool nt vote fusion. fer it. T "Oh its grate bovs.' lets a sftys bonded limit to exhausted, a water system lew be In an English Garden. A curiously whimsical idea ha's been carried out at the suggestion of Mrs. d Rothschild. Yews, clipped in the A large dog followed on her trail With open mouth and truncate tail. formal fashion of two centuries ago, stand by the pleasant walks and Shriek after shriek the maiden gave; And would no hero run to save? fountains, two cut in the form of a and two in the faWell, we should smile? For at her cry table and armchair, The hero came In quick reply. miliar peacock fashion. Hard by one of the fountains stands the quaint sunWith resolution naught could clog dial. The shadow of a tall tree falls He fiercely whistled to the dogl upon a huge clock face, indicated on And at his masters note the chase the green sward by figures grown in The dog forsook with perfect grace! bed A heart-shape-d . golden yew. marks each corner, and, beyond the va sans dire! They married? Ah, cacase figures, there is a motto in golden yew, most queer. Elsewise twould be a a dainty fancy worthy of Herrick, but Rut oftimes, when the lady sleeps,. due to Mrs. Rothschild's Light The husband wakes and weeps and weeps. really and shade by turns, but Love always. And drones, as if hed slipped a cog, English Exchange. Why did I interrupt the dog? New Orleans Khaki for Swiss Soldiers. Venice Built on Islands. The Swiss military authorities are Venice is built upon seventy-tw- o about to adopt khaki for soldiers The Rescue. Adown the lane on frenzied feet Fled like a wind the maiden sweet I old-worl- Times-Democr- at. - Want something to pick you up between meals? Tomato Toner is a hot one. One-thir- d beef extract, A tomato pulp. and stomach stayer. Try it. two-thir- ds nerve-flourishi- ng RIEGER & LINDLEY, The Whiskey Merchants. |