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Show those of THE K, Ks. who TRUf Hi The Mortgage Lifter. MEMORY HARD TO BEAT. YOUR VOTE FOR R008EVELT hos! The REPUBLICANS American hogi WERE The Plebeian, AND FAIRBANK8 WILL BE LOST thing of the bog, Colored ORGAN, THE The bristle-backe- groveling Claim That Aunties scurvy-skinne- d AND THEIR CHIEF ignoIF YOU DONT PUT AN X ON H ble dog WANT THEY Almost SAY Limit; the TO Of TRIBUNE, a hog! In the days-- ot Bamum, an old REPUBLICAN TICKET IN THE CIRAND FAIRBANKS ROOSEVELT SEE Ho, to the pig, the g pig! lived in East Tennessee who CLE BENEATH THE REPUBLICAN asntie THEY The HAVEN'T YET unrefined, wallowing stuffer ol ELECTED, was reputed to be of great age. Like EMBLEM. SEE TO IT. whig, PRESIREPUBLICAN THE The PUT menial all of her kind she was extremely ON THEIR DENTIAL ELECTORS proud of the distinction, and never Woof, big pig! In Death as in Life. ACTIONS AND THEIR underestimated her age in the least. TICKET. n t the sow, the fecundious sow! They tell a good, story of a deShe DON'T weakness AGREE. Hp had that outgrown The teeter-ti- t, THEIR WORDS old contractor in Chicago, named cades past. NOTICE The sacky-shapeVOTERS PLEASE TAKE who had always been very rooty-noseold porkBarnum heard of her, and conclud- Coleseed, AlWANT TO THEY VOTE ers IF frau active with all sort of schemes. THAT if she was as old as rumcr that thou sow! Oh, ing though his means were not large, he FOR THE REPUBLICAN ELECTORS aca valuable she made her be would Heres to them all, the ignoble pen! had managed to keep his head above THEY MUST PUT THEIR X MARK The loathsomest an to sent bis he y agent pig-stshow, of and quisition hogoos water through the aid of pretty nearfen, ON THE REPUBLICAN TICKET IN down to make an investigation. She The muddy-nosed- ,' tllted-eyesaviours of ly all the banks. THE CIRCLE BENEATH THE REmen caught the direction of the wind very His wife ,was. discussing with him Oh the farm! EMBLEM. promptly, and was prepared for any the sudden death of Herman Butler SEE TO PUBLICAN tpst question that might be asked. and said: Sing ye a song of America hog! THAT. built The dollar marked grunter thats 0 Qradually the agent led up to the Mrs. Butler told me that her huslike a log, last at crucial and Interrogatory, snooter clears The gold weighted that band selected his pall bearers before On the Plains. said: away fog he died. I think it was so nice of From the farm! The sun sinks low. do you remember George him. Aunty, my dear; if you were taken beThe golden glow Warble of humming birds, lovers and Washington? oYr the tawny plain; slanting Fall A fore me, who would you like to have lace. breeze WashI gentle Does recomember womans The George face, poetic metre, the fair act as pall bearers? seas From far-oDame Symmetry's form that is fashioned ington? Wy I Mistuh. the oer wagon train; Coleseed thought a moment anT Blows gently in grace Fer ortent A mellow beauty softly reigns I? I I does. reckon orter, But the said: then hog Well, dear, ask the presiTIs sunset on the western plains. toWe I him. nussed done played dents of the eight leading banks of Remember the hog, the squealing old hog The twinkling stars. That fattens himself on sour swill, in gether cvy day when he was a lil Chicago. They have carried me all Through azure bars. .the bog, New York Times. Look down upon the darkened plain; 'Tis he in our business is banker in- chile. my life. The coyotes cry do remember anything you cog .Vell, o And night winds sigh Fine fat pork! war? about the Revolutionary in a Are blended long refrain; Examples of Red Tapism. 1 does, indeed chile! Yes, mystic, wild enchantment re!gns Gway, As the Fall approaches, nearer and There is a story of a man in the TIs midnight on the western plains. I stood dar lots er times, an Honey. of office who one day nearer come the rehearsal echoes British seed de bullets flyin around, thick-er- seized a foreign Long rays of light his from the heavy poker and with manaltiloquent campaigner Dispel the night rain drops. the sunbeams plain: span As slanting iacal frenzy attacked his chair until practice stump in the forest primeval. Wild flowers fair of fall Yes the about how well, from he had knocked off one of its legs. Rhetorical bombast reverberates Perfume the air. recollect Do Roman you While westward wends the wagon train empire? Then he went on with his work in afar off, like harbingers of the storm the god of day in glory reigns about that? another chair, happy. The explanation that sweeps in fury later on. In the anything Tis sunrise on the western plains. -- Louis P. Callahan in Pittsburg Dis- inimitable parlance of the slangisti a woman old took The good, long of his conduct was that his first chair patch. 'Were up agin it! this is campaign breath. In fact, it amounted to a lacked a caster and the foreign office . o 3igb. She reflected for a few mo- will not replace a caster nothing less year! BLOOM IS SIGN OF DEATH. than a leg. The other day a man ments, and said: n A mean old geezer down In New De fact is. Honey, I was purty took his seat in a dining car of a Oriental Plants That Flower and Jersey is using his first girls picture young den, an I doesnt have a very railway. He tried to open a to scare the rats from his hen house. extinct recommembrance bout dat; window, but the patent spring bad Then Pass Away. The waiter Vas called. In some parts of China the natives He probably has forgotten when fath but I does member, now dat you gone wrong. I Sorry, sir,. have not been able to are in dread of the bloom of the ers shotgun couldnt scare him away speaks of hit, dat I did heah de white ' from the original which proves he folks tell about hearing somepn open that window for weeks, he said. bamboo, at which season all kinds But if you could happen to shove sense in of dreadful disasters are predicted either didnt have even rat drap. mental your elbow through it when you are and confidently looked for. Like some those days or Is a complete having your lunch I could get the Mizoah. other superstitions, this one has a deformity at the present time! The travwhole thing put to right. Go thou thy way, and I go mine. slight foundation. The fact is that eler took the hint. This is the season of the year when Apart yet not afar. the bamboo only flowers once and o awk- Only a thin veil hangs between then dies, and as a rule the whole the erubescent maiden and the we where are, The Poetic Idea Successful. ward swain get married at the county And pathways God keep watch tween thee and lot of plants, often covering me. ,large fair, or the town carnival, amid the Some time ago it was decided to areas, bloom together. is This prayer. my In He looks thy way. He looketh mine, plant in the garden of Anne HathaThe reason of this is that the indi- plaudits of gathered thousands. us near. And to keeps ways cottage at Shottery all the vaviduals of a species are commonly after life it must be sweet music rious shrubs, flowers and plants mentheir ears to be knowil as that there I know not where thy road may be, gregarious, and all are of the same shall be; Or which tioned in Shakespeares plays and sonthat got tied at the Berrieq age, having taken simultaneous pos- couple mine will lead through parching sands. nets. If They are all in a flourishing And thine beside the sea; session of a ground rendered vacant county fair. me. and tween thee Yet God keeps-watccondition. So never fear. perhaps by a similar depopulation. o About the hardest luck extant was He holds my hand, He claspeth thine, A somewhat analogous case is preAnd keeps us near. man who, married Women Not Wanted. sented by some of the Strobilanths that of the young on was be the drawn fame jury Should wealth and but three days, perchance of tropical Asia. These One of the curious social laws ol plants live and accepted in a case that lasted thine, about seven years, then all burst out Peru forbids women to attend funerals And my lot lonely he; two and with weeks sorrowful. and nights be sad three days Or you into a glorious mass of blue flowers and they do not appear at weddings And glory be for me; to a is A man entitled verdict. a for and tween thee and then die away, leaving, it may Yet God keep watch (except as one cf the principals), unto his service such for me," be, hundreds of acres of ground des- pension less they are very intimate friends o! Both be his .care. titute of the luxuriant vegetation it One arm round thee, and one round me, the contracting parties. Will keep us near. o previously supported. kicks another man a that Many see thy face, I'll sigh sometimes tonot for the A Land of Opportunity be; when he is down refrains from kickBut since this may Homeseeker! Tourist! leave thee to the care of Him Investor! Electric Light for Bags. ing a dog when It has a tin can tied IllWho cares for thee and me. A San Franciscan has invented an to its tail. Our sympathy for misused Have you money to invest? you both beneath My wings. Ill keep This dear; comforts, electric-lightinHave you muscles to invest? attachment for physi- brutes is frequently more marked One wing oer thee, and one o er me. Have you brains to invest? cians bags. Nor will this device be than our pity for human beings. So we are near. Have you leisure to invest? of interest solely to sawbones, seeing And though our paths be separate. Do you want a home? that travelers will find it convenient Mere talking does not prove a mans And thy way is not mine, t. mercy-seaDo you want a ranch? in many ways. The coming to the which is 25 smartness. On the contrary, many Yet with meet light, shall soul thine; My Do you .want a farm? candle-poweburns twelve hours, has men have acquired a reputation for Ana God keep watch tween thee ana Do you want an orchard? me." 10,000 flashes and there weighs less than a wisdom by merely keeping their Ill whisper Do not overlook Pound. The battery is placed in an mouths shut and looking conscious. He blesseth thee, He blesseth me, CALIFORNIA. And so we are near. inside pocket. Liverpool (Eng.) Mercury. Colonist rates daily via Southern of Turkey If the .grand-seigni0 Pacific lines, September 15th to Ocbelow the waist dealing doesnt quit Repetition. Weary tober 15th, 1904. From Salt Lake and Tragedies of Love and Life. Uncle Samuel will feel called his line, No sooner does one generation get Ogden to San Francisco, Los Angeles, The end of love is a tragedy. Just to kick him under the table upon like the end of life. Both are facts through with! its little part upon the San Diego and other main line points, slats! or the in earth when another comes along, do- $25.00. in nature, and must be accepted in For descriptive and illustrative liting, thinking land acting the same the same spirit. A person is no more Indeed its a mighty hand erature, call on or address D. H. to be blamed when his love dies things. Burn Garbage by Electricity. general agent, 201 Main street. than when his body dies. New York Cologne and Dartmund burn their from an exhaustless urn that pours Gray,Lake City, Utah. forth the never-endin- g flood of years. Salt Times. garbage by means of electricity. FORMERLY f d, slop-eatin- vulgar-mouthe- d, son-of-a-sw- ig well-know- . flabby-choppe- d, d, row-dy-do- w. d, d, . ff laws-a-mass- y, if'i n well-know- way-min- , h g r, or |