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Show TRUTH. 14 i ', The Heroic 8oul. Be strong O warring soul! For very sooth Kings are but wraiths, republics fade ' like rain, Peoples are reaped and garnered as the grain. And only that persists which Is the truth. Be strong when all the days of life bear ruth And fury and are hot with toil and strain. fold thy large faith and quell thy might pain. Dream the great dream that buoys thine age with youth. Thou art an eagle mewed In a cave, He, poised in darkness with victorious wings. night between the granite and Keeps sea the Until the tide has drawn the warder wave, Then, from the' portal where the ripple sings, Hfe bursts into the boundless morning . 1 . i . m r i ! sea-stopp- ed t U ... .. v . V" t , .r . free! Atlantic. Home for Aged Animals. A wealthy Frenchman receives In his park near Paris aged animals and birds.. The oldest inmate is a mule of seventy-three- , whose affectionate in retirement is a goose companion of thirty-seveAmong the other inmates is a cow, aged thirty-six- , a hog of twenty-sevea bullfinch which has reached the ripe age of twenty-eigh- t, and a sparrow that stepped from the egg in 1869. n. Jh n, o :1l S Occupied Queer Pulpit. A curious pulpit was that used by Bishop Blckersteth, who once occuof a lighthouse pied the lantern-spac- e in which to deliver a short address to a small gathering of visitors and the lighthouse men themselves. On another occasion the saintly old man preached in the operating theater of a hospital to a congregation of pa- f " ' i i! ' i t. ( " V : tients. ' You mean She is a vain woman' that she is a woman. The Bank of England. The Bank of England generally cm. a tains sufficient gold in sixteen pouni Fear of acceptance spoils many bars to make 20,000,000 sovereign, proposal Tne hank, which stands in three pari isoes in London, covers three acres of Accidents will happen to the ground, and, as the current price 0 regulated husbands. land in the vicinity works out "head 1,000,000 an acre, It is easy to form Most married men agree that ?tle. a brevet an idea of the money value of the of the house is simply home of Englands wealth. The is mim ratable value is nearly Many a meek, 1,000 profanweek. The from hank Ingrowing only employs about 1,000 suffering BELIEFS OF A BENEDICT FLINGS AT THE FAIR SEX. Cleveland Leader. t-- Brooks Crippler met his wife in a railroad accident. Crooks Did ho sue the company? Town Topics. isl 1 When a woman has a picture taken and it is not convenient to put on a low neck dress, she lets her hair down. ity. Atchison Globe. L v tired-lookin- g 250,000 a year In people and pays and 35,000 a year in pen. wages It makes a fellow sad to reflect that sions. There are 25,000,000 worth When a man is left alone with the a mouse of notes in circulation, which have baby he does not make himself sick his wife is more afraid of been handed over the bans counters than she is of him. for fear the child wiil get dirty. I Sioux City Journal. furniThe correct way of arranging Service Shocked Her. Mr. Chatsworth Did you enjoy the ture in a room is the way the husA certain noble family in Scotland matinee, dear. Mrs. Chatsworth Oh, band doesnt want it. adopted the Episcopalian faith and very much. I sat next to Mrs. Gaddie, Washcarried out its ideas regardless of ex us that remember Let George whom I have not seen for years, and we did have a nice long chat. Philadel- ingtons reputation for veracity war peuse. On the first introduction ol the full choir service into the local gained before he was married. phia Ledger. church the great lady who had been Mrs. Jones I suppose Sarah feels Every married man appreciates that active in the work was anxious that a pretty, bad over the loss of her hus- going over to the great silent ma- favorite woman servant of hers a band. Mrs. Brown Naturally, for she jority necessarily doesnt mean dying. Presbyterian of the old school should have an opportunity of hearing the thought the world of him. But then, After associating with Adam all day. service. Accordingly, she took her you know, she is awfully fond of Eve naturally felt it a relief to go off down to church in the carriage and crape. Boston Transcript. and talk with the other lower animals on returning asked the old woman Is my husbands case serious, doc- a while. what she thought of the music. n0u, tor?" . It is very grave, madam. I its verra bonny; but, oh, my lady, to read a her At an have left How onen shall twenty girl sighs its an awfu way of spending the opiate. I give it to him? He needs abso- lovers name on the scroll of fame. lute rest and quiet. Dont give it to At thirty she hunts it up at a mercanhim. Take it yourself. Colliers tile agency. Fought Over Mince Pie. Weekly. A farmer residing in Adams county, It has been calculated that the man Pa., caused the arrest of a neighbor To convict the defendant of assault who celebrates his golden wedding has for having entered his kitchen and and battery, said the womans lawyer, answered the question, Where have taken from the stove and eaten a it must first be proven that the ' in- you been?" 19,362 times. large and juicy minrfe pie. The otention was there. But, interrupted was held to answer Eve probably told her new roigu-bor- s ffending neighbor the magistrate, all the evidence the justice. That official remarked : Oh, yes, we had to move. Eden by shows that the woman actually hit her that he regretted that a mince pie husband with a brick. Which very was a nice enough place; but so large should disturb g relations bfact proves that' she must have aimed to keep up when one was doing her etween friends and create another war at something else. Philadelphia own work. so near a battlefield (Gettysburg) that Press. Doubtless a mans opinions would he is already sufficient history. entitled to more consideration at homo QUAKER REFLECTIONS. if he possessed the power of talking Do Your. Part. words a minute with mouth his Every age has its problem, by solv The chronic borrower is usually out ninety hair-pinfull of R. W. Jones in Chi- ing which humanity is helped forward on a strike. Record-Heralcago o Always looking for an opening Duration of Married Life. GROWLS FROM A. BACHELOR. the burglar. Married life on an average lasts I expect to die just as the noiseless twenty-eigh-t years. We can forget fully half of all we baby is perfected. hear and not lose much. - life-lon- V CUT RATES EAST Remember that I am selling east boand excursion tickets at greatly reduced rates. Low rates to all points east now while Travel tickets are cheap. ,'1; r OROSHELLS TICKET OFFICE . "I1 i 221 . Established 17 Years Main Street. YBARO TWBNTY-PIV-B DBPORB TMB PUDLIO Young Bros. Go. era csto aMts ter tea Mil tollowtofl piahos i You & Son Groan Rlchnoid Royal s. d. A piano has more keys than a door, but it isnt so often locked. I know a childless couple that own two baby carriages. No man can really afford stingy unless he is very rich. Two women out of three aim at marriage. The other one is married. to AND PAOKARD ORGANS When women become clubby" The chief end of man, according to woman own every club. her brings the chronic kicker, is his feet. I know a woman, a member of a Butter is not always a strong point humane society, who makes her husin favor of the boarding house table. band sing whenever company comes. The ball player finds that too many Everything in moderation, said a highballs interfere with fly balls. benedict to me one day. He was pushWhen an idea suddenly strikes a ing a baby carriage that held triplets. man it often catches him off his guard. Two women were partners In a business venture once. I tried for six Some people wouldnt even pay a months to tell which was the silent compliment without asking for a re- partner. o Uses Wooden Leg Fifty Years. i , r ; 38 MAIN ST. economize. O eighty-five-year-o- ld : I, 39 Next Door Z. C. M.l. MAIN STREET Have the most complete lino of musical instruments in the city. ti PIANOS, ORGANS Sheet Music, Music Books, and Band Instruments And our price are always the lowest ' : Poor Babyl John Keehle, an An Atchison woman wears such man of Kelvedon, Essex, has used the high-hee- l shoes that when she sits same wooden leg for fifty years He down and puts her baby on her lap it has just celebrated Its jubilee. rolls off. Atchison Globe. . -i MUSIC COMPACT Once a time there was a man People with hay fever may be ex- who hadupon cused for having no scents of right or Sfctis time twelve children. Just about he thought hed begin to BOTTOM PRIOBD. BAOY PAYMBNTO. E . wrong. :l- be ceipt Biotin & !! T'r .y-- - -- - "V v fS Fergus Coalter NEXT DOOR Z. C. M. I. |