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Show TRUTH t I: ion fes, ned WHATS WHAT. a protected market, wont you? And your butter and eggs you will eat The greatest discoverer of the age sen me those things at 6 cents a d I pound and at 5 cents a dozen less than Tom Kearns. the The most stupendous aeexigation of their protected market value, wont :he- I you? numbskulls The Democratic party. ing The hnehfiFt 1r.!re ever Derpetrated This sarcasm, delivered in the for The K. K. American praty. way, never fails to de- judges inimitable A fish story Judge Powers denial set the house in a roar. son that he is helping the K. K. American At Nephi the speaker referred to the len party. tras fifty years history of the Republican The biggest lie of the campaign his party, and to what it had done for The assertion that Mormons control In that mankind and the country. ted the public school system of this state. son long period, pray tell me, said he, An unknown quantity Judge Alton $f what law, what phrase, sentence, or B. to Parker. word of constructive legislation has md A lost cause Democracy . the Democrats enacted or proposed ed A paradise The office of the that has brought, or that, if enacted, Salt fools 8h- Lake Tribune. would have brought a blessing to any A sure thing Republican victory at considerable number of the men and the next month. polls women of this country? t do not ask An idiot That which writes the this as a bluff, but in sober earnest rot appearing day after ness. No, in all that fifty years that or in the Tribune. old party Of Jefferson and Jackson has day is The greatest remedy Protection. been a party of negation only; its sole The root of the evil Free trade. purpose in all those years has been to fa The sweetest thing on earth Vic-tor- v oppose, to. view with alarm; to proo. after a hard fight. test; to object. Do not take my word The D. D.s of American history for it. Hunt up all their national platDemocratic defeats. forms during the fifty years last past, at P. The P.s of our history Protecdoes and find me one, if you can, that e. tion and Prosperity. anything but mourn the past when in es Hell and Free Trade. Synonym Jefferfollowed the great their leaders e. Evergreens People who swallow son and the heroic Jackson find me the wild stories that are one of their platforms during that half life and on their jourstarted given with not discordant a century that is of K. hatred ney Ks. s the by and protests growls and st The on best earth The large maagainst the splendid achievements our e of who those will vote the Rejority read country has been making. Why, re ticket straight. their modern platforms and learn from publican e P. A. P. construcno had them have that they a. o tive statesmen worthy of their high it IF YOU FAIL TO PUT YOUR X regarde since Old Hicktorys death. MARK IN THE CIRCLE BENEATH Read their speeches or listen to their orators and learn that every issue they THE REPUBLICAN EMBLEM YOUR have raised in fifty years has died VOTE FOR ROOSEVELT AND FAIRyoung has met a tragic death at the BANKS WILL BE LOST. o hands of American voters. THE IMPUDENCE OF HIM. The Nephi people, who filled the opera house, were roaring with the huOne who knew nothing of politics mor and applauding the pointed truth and the proprieties that govern on ocof the arraignment, when the speakd face casions such as the visit of Senator ers eye. caught the of State. Senator Whitmore beaming at Fairbanks to Utan and the great meet him. The opportuntiy for another shot ing at the opera house, would, to read was tob .tempting to be missed, and the senators personal organ, be led to it came in these words: There is one believe that Chairman Spry and Senthing, however, for which I have the ator Reed Smoot had been guilty of very greatest admiration for the Dem- some great breach of decorum in not ocratic party and for which I most inviting Senator Kearns, leader, sponhighly commend it, you always know sor and financial backer of the where to find it party, to be chief cook and bottle washer, high big There was generous applause at this of would We the etc., injun, meeting. by the Democrats present; but the moment it subsided the speaker caught like to have the people of Utah stop consider what especial right Senthem on the wing with, Whenever and exyou want to find the old party of Jef- ator Kearns had at that meeting ferson and Jackson, go out to the po- cept as a spectator. That meeting was ll teal cemetery and there you will find held under the auspices of the regular it mourning over its beloved dead, Republican state central committee, an that is daily loaded weeping at the graves of every issue withorganization it has raised since Jacksons death, for iow coarse abuse and subjected to criticism and vile reproach by there they all lie buried in pauper Kearns papers. That commitSenator graves in the politcal potters field. no more determined foe in all tee has Hon. James R. Melville has accom- Utah than the senior senator. panied Judge Botkin during the week, Senator Kearns is no more a Repuband has; made an excellent impression lican in Utah than is Judge Hiles or everywhere. Mr. Melville is. a hard Judge McDowell or Willard Snyder or worker and a close student, and being Frank J. Cannon, and he had no more strictly conscientious in the practice of right to expect recognition at the his profession and in the performance of the regular committee than of public and private duties, will make hands Powers or King or the Fifth judicial district the best dis- would JudgeRawlins or Judge any other Demtrict attorney it has ever had. He has ocrat or Populist. Of course it was made short speeeches at each of Judge for him to meet Senators FairBotkins meetings, and has met with proper Doiliver and Fulton in a social generous applause whenever he has banks,and to show his personal friendri spoken. Millard county is justly proud way, for m of them, but for a Republican ship this splendid young attorney, and outlaw and political highbinder, who will so record itself on election day. has pledged his life, his property and To a question propounded by your his sacred honor to the destruction of & reporter, Judge Botkin said: There the Republican party in Utah, to obwas no evidence of the American trude himself upon a party of RepubliParty at any. of my stopping points un- cans and to insist that he had a til I reached Fillmore, where there to be present and to be recogright seemed to be a mere corporals guard nized in a public meeting of Republif people who are inclined to encour- cans is something appalling in the way age It It will cut no figure in the of audacity and gall. Let us see if we off from the lake. The cannot put this in a way that even electoral and state ticltets the senior senator himself, stupid as wm receive an overwhelming major-- 2 he appears, can understand ourtoposidebox and Melville will be elect, tion. Senator Kearns professes tk in this Judicial district1 of the president, sire the the j - i anti-Morm- on h- anti-Morm- on fault-finding- good-nature- un-Americ- an cock-a-loru- m, . , ex-Senat- or . Re-public- an . re-electi- on 3 Of course, this claim is preposterous as well as false, but let us take him at his word, and for the purpose of this illustration admit that it is true, then suppose that Senator Kearns and his un- - American state central committee should decide to hold a Roosevelt and Fairbanks grand rally and suppose that in response to his invitations Senator Fairbanks and other United States senators decide to come to Utah and address a meeting held under such auspices. Then suppose that Senator Reed Smoot should not only decide to be present to greet his friend, the United States senator, but should whimper and whine and complain because he was not allowed to run things at the meeting. What would the senior senators hirelings say of Senator Smoot in his papers? The senior senators personal organ makes much of a certain' telegram he to have received from Senator Fairbanks. We apprehend that Senator Fairbanks is a very busy man. and it is barely possible that he was not fully informed as to the senior senators treachery to and attempted betrayal of the Republican party in Utah. He did not, perhaps, understand the new politcal alliance between Senator Kearns and other pres , e tended Republicans and such Implacable Democrats as Frank J. Gannon, Ogden Hiles, Judge McDowell and others. He perhaps did not understand that these people are pledged to destroy the Republican party in Utah It should have occurred to even as s dense a man as Senator Kearns to be, that his presence would work harm to the Republican cause. At all events, no such unlimited gV and brazen cheek has been exhibited n American policies as that shown bv old-tim- an-near- bittrness, his intens perlitikul sufferin had brot on finanshul kramps, the vermiform appendix uv his dividend had bekum inflamed en had klosd. Nothin short ov a perlitikul operasliun in the shape ov a cood redoos the inflammashun, en koz the reseptikul tew reopen. After a lot of diskussion it developt that Tom wuz in simpathy with the bolturs from the Republican ticket, en with a view ov agane reechin hiz wad re-septi- un a younanimous vote ordurd tew have the name ov the Kornurs changd to Bolturs Retreet. Sumthin must be did az the suppll ov the elixir ov life iz gettin short. Provishuns are gettin skarse, we hav fer sevrul days bin redoosd tew Port Arthur rashuns. The mouse is gettin thinner an a hungry look iz visible on the fasis ov the wuns sleek en fat brigade of Kurns workers. Notis haz bin posted that a meetin ov the Amerikin party will be held Munda. In the meentime no effurt will be spard tew exsite Gentiles against the Mormuns, en evrythin must be dun tew organize fer the skool" elekshun. Sins the Kornurs lurned that the Gentiles had only 35 out ov the 37 in the Hi skool, en only ov the prinsipuls en the same nroporshun ov teechurs indignashun haz bekum intens, all are determlnd tew wurk together to rite this grate rong. The meetin Monda will be addressd by Mr. Jawge L. Nye, subjekt. How Kin i Bekum more butiful, follerd by Hon. Samule Galleazzi on Dorgs i hav met. Yours fer Bolturs Retreet, JABEZ SPRINKLER. It wuz by per-fessu- rs two-thir- ds o YOUR VOTE FOR ROOSEVELT Mr. Butinsky Kearns In his attempt to shine as a bright snd particular star AND FAIRBANKS WILL BE LOST n a Republican meeting after he had IF YOU DONT PUT AN X ON THE formally and finally severed his con- REPUBLICAN TICKET IN THE CIRnection with and is now bending his CLE BENEATH THE REPUBLICAN energies to the destruction of that EMBLEM. SEE TO IT. Standard. narty. Ogden o MORE TROUBLE AT THE CORNERS Kurns Komers Now Bolturs Retreet, Oct 9, 1904. YEARS TWENTY-FIV-E BEFORE THE PUBLIO Mister Trooth: s the regular meetin ov the last nite, a change wuz desided In the name ov this hutiful spot. It haz attan$d reputashun under the Kor-nur- At in-nir- in en euohonius name ov Kurns Kornurs. hut az the senitur. sins his immortal Declaration ov withdrawal, haz gradyooly redused his kontrihu-sliun- s the patriotism ov our pepul haz wich waned, an the enthoosiasm down. wuns prevailed haz simmerd After sevml bills had bin red our chareman, old Botezy began tew get flgity. He flnully askt how much money ther wuz on hand and with grate sorrow we lumed that our tres-ur- y wuz sufferin frum a severe attack ov prostrashun. Joe wuz at wuns informed that the Kornurs had bin established at the suggestion ov Senitur Kurns tew assist him in hiz efforts tew sekure church support en a and az the only llvin representaov the senitur, who had earned tive new laurels en fame az a bolter and recker, he wuz kolled upon fer an it explanashun az tew the koz ov this treasurtorial emtiness. Joe replide in dulsit tones that the grate senitur wuz a greeved en disappointed man. The ingratitood ov men whom he had bot wuz brineln his gray hairs in sorrer tew a perlitikul grave, while the Mormon pepul whom he had deerly luved. fer whom he had offls, fer whom he had diskuvrd the Isle of Alaska so that tharkood establish more kolonies, fer . whom he had bot the Tribune, had devoid ov all gratitood, refoosed his request tew Sed Joe, guarantee him a xL Jos. F. Smith had but sed th wurd Tom wood hav bin az good as elekted. en three times haz he denide our request, and now Tom wuz a pool ov Young Bros. Co. era sole aftsti lor His following woll knows PIANOS Voso & Sons Crown . Richmond Royal Blaslos AND PAOKARD ORGANS BOTTOM PRIOEB. BABY PAYMENTS. im-mj- as-soo- n. 38 MAIN ST. CUT RATES EAST Remember that I am selling east bonnd excursion tickets at greatly reduced rates. Low rales to all points east Travel now while tlobets are cheap. GROSHELLS 221 Main Street. TICKET OFFICE Established 17 Years |