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Show TRUTH themselves quite formidable since capturing a Democratic Cannon. WHAT HAPPENED? The past is the only measure ve Another K. K. American lie was have of the future. Parties, like Individuals, are alwrays nailed by Truth showing that over 75 per cent of the teachers' in, oiir judged by their records and not their schools are Gentiles. The K. K.'s are promises. A certain hot place is said to be claiming that the Mormons have control of the schools. The K. K.s lie paved with good intentions and, it is and they do so brazently and know- claimed by some, that it takes money ingly. to buy whisky; and though this may J The thundering of Cannon in the or may not be true, every student of ranks of the K. K.s need alarm no American history knows that the one. The powder used may be of- Democratic party is a party of shatfensive to the smell but the shots are tered pledges and abandoned platall blanks and absolutely harmless. forms. & A few days ago a gentleman of For half a century Democracy has been tearing own, grumbling and prominence remarked that he had just been down through the state and had growling and braying at the Republican party for its really glorious work, been unable to find any K. K.s at all and few Democrats. He said the peo- and that party has simply gone on ple throughout the state were happy, growing stronger, climbing higher, prosperous and hopeful and ready at achieving, expanding, civilizing until all times to discuss Roosevelt and today its record the thing we must irrigation. They talk of Teddy as judge it by stands gleaming in the though pe))sonal$r acquainted with sunlight as though written in gold by him, and when you speak of Parker the great hand of Providence, and it they are like the rest of the people is at once the nations glory and all over the west, they know him not. Cleveland would have been a better pride. In 1892 Democracy found the counnominee for president than- Parker for the people do know Cleveland to try more prospeious than it had ever their sorrow. been before, and promised to increase o & 7 means of the new blood of Republican methods and strenuosity that was poured into its quicksand veins, it grew to the giant we find it today. Mills and factories started up and hundreds of thousands of men went to work, singing praises to the party of protection, and the farmers and cattle raisers got back their markets and have been accumulating and growing more prosperous ever since. All this happened. It is all a matter of record; it is something we all remember and it is one of the reasons why it is perfectly safe to bet ten to one on Roosevelt. P. A P. o Thero Is a great advantage in sending a girl to cooking school. It lessens her fear of the cook she will make her husband employ. There is no greater dampener to pride than having to spell your name repeatedly and ineffectually to an obtuse person at the other end of the telephone line. Give the average poet a handful of apostrophes, eight or nine platitudes and full swing in the way of bad grammar and he can knock out a pretty fair dialect poem. Truth is pleased to note that the IN THE BRITISH NAVY. board of education advanced the salor chief of poThe ary of Secretary Judd by $200 a year. Mr. Judd is a very efficient officer, lice, is the only man in the ship, not and well merits the increase in his sti- being an officer, allowed to wear a pend. It is gratifying, too, as a dem- sword. onstration that the board appreciates There is a government savings bank his services. on board every ship, paying 3 per cent o interest on deposits, but officers may A SPINSTER SAYS THAT master-at-arm- s, not use it. Some men axe lions in society and bears at home. Never judge a man by his actions when he is away from home. Ropes are marked with a thin colored thread interwoven red if made at Portsmouth, blue at Devonport, yellow at Chatham. - - Securities, investment bankers, Co., Interest-Bearin- g that prosperity. What happened? Cleveland was elected, capital went McGurrln & Yielding six per cent, compounded on a strike, hard times became fashtwice a year, make an ideal invest- ionable, banks by the score failed, ment. They can be procured from mills and factories all over the land Salt Lake City. The investor holds shut down, farmers lost their markets, the security. We do the work. mechanics lost their jobs, women and children lost their means of support and millions of people in this great Miss land all but lost hope. Under President Harrisons rule TEACHER. Of MUSIC this whole broad land was wreathed in 'PHONE 12891. TUDfO, the smiles that come only with good niiilTHr i. Niur eo. times. The song of the people from east to west and from north to south was the song of plenty, the song of reWALKER BROTHERS joicing over a countrys greatness and glory and the song's accompaniment was the music made by the machinery ....Rahkem, of the mills running full blast. Peace San Lake City, Utah Establish'd 1859 and contentment walked arm in arm A General Banking Business Transacted. through the land attracting the admiring gaze of every nation under the Safety Deposit Boxes For Rent. sun. The monster, hydra headed want, was driven out and over on the other side of our frontier it sat, green-eyeW. 8. MCCORNICK. and waited for Democracy to DALY. J. J. RRSSIDKNT let down the bars. What happened? 8. h. LYNCH. Manager a seo. Cleveland was elected and Democracy let down the bars, the .monster Oiad savings & Trust Co. entered and began to devour right and left. Capital, always timid, SALT LAKE CITY. at once from the deshelter sought CAPITAL PAID UP $150,000 structive storm sure to follow DemoSURPLUS AKO UNDIVIDED PROFITS.. $44,000 cracys attempt to regulate the tariff. Interest paid on deposits. Loans on ap-r. . as roved Acts security Our exports fell away and our imports executor, E guardian, assignee, receiver, etc. increased, turning the balance of Title Guarantee Department: Iusures Titles and makes Abstracts. trade against us and starting that yelr low stream of gold out of the country to pay for our imports. In less than six months after Mr. Clevelands last Salt Lake Fluff-Ru-g Works. election the whole aspect of our national existence changed. High-Grad- e In place of smi.es were frowns; in Keverslble Rugs Made from Yonr Old Carpets. place of songs there were sighs; in place of rejoicings there were lamenCarpet Cleaning. SSSSjSTS tations. Want devoured plenty and famine stalked through the country 236 W. SOUTH TEMPLE ST. and cast its black shadow oyer a million homes. What happened? Foiir years passed and then the peothe Demfife SALT LAKEi ICE CO. ple, sick and disgusted with ocratic regime, turned Cleveland out of the White House and elected McKinley. Confidence was restored at once. Capital came forth from its MADE FROM DISTILLED WATER iron vaults and began its work of resJ. C. LYNCH, Manager. 'PHONE 43. toration. The dead corpse of our commerce was resurrected, and by Nora Gleason. .... d, VICE-PRIS- T. admin-itrato- ( PURE ICE The man who makes a fool of himself usually turns out a good job. The man who makes of himself usually turns out a good job. a-fo- ol Some men are born with black eyes and some have to fight for them. 8 Many a fool man has laid down his life while trying to lay up money. mixed with three water before being served out parts to the men; warrant officers and petty officers alone receive it undiluted. Grog is always An officers sword at a court-martiis laid on the table, point toward al him, when he enters to hear the finding if he lias been adjudged guilty, ft is reversed if he is acquitted. o BURLINGTON A married man can talk as he likes when his wife is away on a visit. Many a mans prosperity is due to his having married a wealthy widow. ROUTE. Palace sleeping car leaves Salt Lake City daily at 3:15 p. m., arrives St Louis 7:19 a. m. Good time to reach Fair. lift praises himself, but a wise man turns the job over to his friends. A fool mans ideal home has a mantel in each room on which he can rest his A feet. All is fair in love and war. Even in the din of battlo there is an en- PAAiiUlillAlilillllAlilAiliAiilAliiiiiAlilllimtl gagement ring. 1 An egotist is a man who thinks the world thinks as much of him as he thinks of himself. INSTALLATION. BLBOTRIOAUl Salt Lake Salt Lke It is stepping on the top step that isnt there that shakes a mans faith in his own judgment. .Water-94- 00 Steam 1500 Water-50-00 Water-80- 00 Ogden Leased Plant H. P. H. P. H. P. H. P. AS. Salt Lake The bachelor who never growls about the weather would make an excellent husband of the meek and lowly variety. Utah Light & Power Co. 400 7 8. MCu. Ft. Dally. Ft. Dally. 00 MCu. Ogden MAIN 8TREET. SALT IAK CITY. Mmr?T7ff?yyTiymnnnHif?Tnywifw?ywff5 No man should think of marrying until he can listen to a baby crying in the next room without saying things that wouldnt look well in print. M. M. WARNER ATTORNEY-AT-LA81-8- 2 Commercial Blk. W Salt Lake City. Utah SPICE. When a baby sleeps all night its mother talks about it all day. CUT RATES EAST Well, it is..i;ul as. bad to talk about people who n:a!.e puns, as it is to make puns. Remember that I am selling east bound ' excursion tioket s' 'at greatly reduced rates. - Low . . rates to all points east Travel now while tickets ar.e cheap Happy the family whose grandfather car. remember the most unpleasant things about the ancestors of the other families. GROSH ELLS 221 MaJn Street. . TICKET OFFICE Established 17 Yean |