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Show truth. Before closing this column it for dinner, but Bill said this Wonn Die Schwalben Heimwarts Zie64 to the week I desire to print amputate n(1 proceeded that. something hen and der alto Lauterbach; ?Lded member and when it had hiiUntereSt a ilot of us Here And is, O, the apple butter meine mut.5 UD he made that dominick a explanatIon and every h ter used to make thing1168 Aan lee and it stumped through And 0, the sauerkraut, and 0, the until OLD PENNSYLVANIA. years of a happy existence sweet, inviting cake. it not being able to roost And nlie nhrht though today Im far away from was pole with the others, it S. Chester.) (By all Harry the scenes of youth JfiiPd one of those loud smelling In dear old Pennsylvania, where hope yclept a pole cat. BUI said (Read at the Schneider County Pennand love and truth was a handicap for Hold An wooden leg sylvania, at picnic Elkhart potent Ind sway, I say, my friends, foWi to only one extent. It could Aug. 20, 1904.) with spirit never torn, d on its wooden leg and scratch Ich bin hier in diesem lande Penn!ii rieht: could hop along as fast as There s sylvania, gebor'n. something in our birthplace !iy at meal time, biit it always had that reaches to the heart The hens The remain a bachelor. joy of childhood happiness that AN OLD BACHELOR do with it. to SAYS THAT have anything memories wouWnt . t kln FED cuter MUSIC CO. Sits jt Out here Speaking of pole cats: which is doubtlthey call em skunks, name. Some one ess a Very proper it them pole cats because killiwas necessary to use a pole in Tom McNeill ng one. But to resume: was a grandson of old Dr. Wilson vAo brought him all the way from to educate him. He educated him, tor when Tom went home he dubbed Mis-gon- ri impart; The old familiar places of the long, The smaller the woman the greater long time ago, When youth was full of joy and song, her vanity. and life was all aglow. A homely woman usually doubts the When sweetness in the springtime of our lives was all abloom, accuracy of all mirrors. And threads of hope and love and peace were weaving in a loom The difference between matrimony Ah, they were happy days for me, a no alimony is a divorce. from pain and sorrow shorn Ich bin hier in diesem lande PennOnly married soldiers are acquaintsylvania, geborn. ed with war in all its horrors. the fondest recollections of the dear Love speaks through the eyes beLatin at 0, old place where I cause the lips are otherwise engaged. sight, rake and bind wheat, oats, or Used to wonder at the beauties of our mother earth arid sky; and chop rye; could translate Greek If a man ever thinks his wife an and 0, the dear oid brook that rippled wood; knew all about algebra down the hill and throrigh the angel it is because her feathers come stack cornstalks outside so how-sc high. gien, histin Was wouldn't up And the the dear old browsing meadow get wet; far removed from haunts of Baby talk is the kind of talk mothers all out worn had music and ory aiid men-Use in repeating things the baby his grandfather's old garments. Tom And O, the dear old orchard with its didnt say. looked like a guy the most of the time wealth of apples hung, Be never had but one suit at a time That brought a wealth of happiness When a society girl marries she when you and I were young j because grand dad hung on to his world is eclipsed by her And 0. the dear old hillside with its imagines the use much clothing until there wasnt honeymoon. golden corn waving mm in anyone else trying to get any good Ich bin hier in diesem lande PennIt is easier for the average man to out of it and then let Tom have it. A sylvania, gebor'n. shut up a safe than a 100- skunk was the means of Tom getting round wife. an entire suit. Or rather a family of And O. I seem to see again through many, many years. skunks were the means. Tom and I A mans wife is apt to get him in The luscious watermelon and the had been out after grey squirrels up a bad scrape if she uses his razor to good old roasting ears; in Milt Britton's woods and were comi- The old familiar smearcase, and the sharpen a lead pencil. good old fashioned bread, ng home in what is now designated And all the other treats upon the The weight of a womans first bak8S the gloaming. That is to say the dinner table spread. ing is usually equal to twice the shades of night were falling fast and voices sisters and brothers my My Weight of the ingredients. Tom was somewhat agitated at thinkimerrily a chime ng unless the hired girl had come to I hear again in chorus at the dear Some women fancy they hate flatMs assistance he would have to milk old Christmas time when all they hate is the awk: about fourteen cws before going to Ah, they were happy days for me in tery, wartiness of the flatterer. bed. We were life time's early morn hitting off the hummocks pretty lively when suddenly Ich bin hier in diesem lande Pennwe came upon this tribe of animals. There are two periods in a mans gebor'n. sylvania, Tom always was an iif when he is unable to understand extjuherant cuss: impulsive and active, hut I never saw And 0, the dear old songs we used to women. One is before marriage and " boy go as fast as did then. he the other after. right sing together, ach lbrgetting that he had a shotgun with Mm he ran into the midst of the colony apd with a yell of Look at the wops. began kicking them right and left. Say. Talk about a man getting was a graduate; could read the Largest Stock of Have SHEET MUSIC AND BOOKS IN THE CITY. INCLUDING The The The The SchiDner Library. Wood Edition. Century (10c) Edition. McKinley (10c) Edition. All to Popular Music at Half Price . Fergus Coalter, 39 Main St. 100-to- n -- 3 nerfumed. Why the rest of the way omnehe and I conversed at a distance of a onarter of a mile and when we eot tn the outskirts of the the village bim whnla ",r'lpd a wv chorus that yss herd oweUs. There wasnt any mega-- ? T1? n those days, but the old map Tom to hold a conver-tio- n to-Sim- e ' President. V. Pres. A Gen. Mgr. McCaralck. . talks loudly about himself is often like thunder big noise, A man who no damage. A sudden shower and a new sum- mer hat is responsible for many a lovers quarrel. it a moral duty to A political boom often goes up like 1 ( Tre&anrar. Secretary 6PEND YOUR MONEY ' W. S. W. H. Cunningham. H. Tyree. Heber N. Well.. AT HOME. a rocket explodes, theres whiff of powder, and really sUck to it a little theres no It is a blessing for the happy home that husbands and wives do not al- SffiEV.Su?' thee foreign iocoropre p- be a lot of people who to ij this stuff doesnt am6unt, ut. Just wood w.5?' go and. ask !at he thinks about it Hey Seme people take themselves so seriously that it is downright funny. Subject a husbands self conceit to a continuous ice spray treatment - thiKerf, man often thinks the fellow who does not agree with him a fool. A Many wives think Z o Man wants but little here below, but wants it on ice at this season. When a man wants to lie at a girls feet to worship her he should be sure theres no tax on the ground. FINE CICAR8 from Bush's house to Bart managed from the front fence to the an as R result Tom buried his otpes and went to bed in much the e stote he was when he was ush-intthe world. Not having an- er suit to work off on him the old man had to send out store next morning and buy .?nt,re nRW outfit.- Tom made such p .. pi 1 pew RU,t that mv best Ida Keeler, left me and flocked Ini, stayed with him until th" -j of the term. WIT AND WISDOM. mate ourselves. Wm. A. STICKNEY CIGAR CO. I meau and Bony "Reynolds nck nf hounds turned out. and si It would be a lovely old world if every one estimated us as we esti- A8K FORy- - neighbors turned out en masse to see had ha nnened. Dogs harked Next Door Z. C. M. I. oiUcc, (Loos IJOWP Aftiga Under the Stele -- nd l f ways know exactly what each think of the other. Itah :S! Sail Lake ' Gty, Utah. . i When you want to ask favors of a znau be sure to select a time when bis cafe department is in good work-in- s ordef. Kate Thyson Marr. MS |