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Show TRUTH. 7 THE SENATOR AND HIMSELF. an Ive an ijee that th story av th by Joe, would be instructin THE SECURITY "Wirra, wirra, exclaimed the sen- Filiponies, an wote gettin at th same time, to 1 ator, as he sat by himself at break- th benighted inhabbytants at Para.ABSTRACT CO. Incorporated fast, trifling with a plateful of corned dise. & S beef hash and a few poached eggs, 221 MAIN STR.EET ATLAS BLOCK M SKOOND BOUTII ST. W. said do the senator, ringing Ill it, : I BUY ND SELL RAILROAD TICKETS : but its worrit I am intirely. Phat AW LAK1 CITT the bell for some more of the corned Z wid th mouse bein way all in To-ncan Bare you IS to 910 on each ; ALT LAICS AND TOOSLB Tlokticket. Member Amerioaa this very ; OO. ABSTRACTS. pah an Perry spindin money fer new beef hash, an Ill begin et Brokers Association. da-abut wholl I will. Arramusha, buildins; wid Joes time bein taken F. B. 6R08IEU, IIW ? Joes busy, av th manny crim-i-nal- s I get to do th A. J. BRVNEAV, Mr, up wid YerIs mouse away. in th Bens to wid th Ben havin busy, coorts; : winiiiiiiiiwiiwinminnnrownnwniT. Ill tillygraft him chase th frisky seller av booze to th ra, but th nagur. an Ill sind wanst to to come home nobil red min on th reservashun all corand av his wakin hours an a good him th money. Hes great on organ- hash and the balance of the eggs, I state of public debauchery av his slapin wans, theres no wan izin clubs. Look how he fixed up th tink Ill be goln down town an conruption. tis a Yerra, Democrats, let us here highly re- to take care av me inthrists but me-sil- lift an phat a jcol av a sicratary he sultin wid Maicnc. of wan to aid av th Cleveland, d be havin TIs crooel on me got. solve that by the , grato ting iarncd clergy to work wid yez. I Bryan, Hill, Gorman, Parker, Hearst, phats done so much fer th public, Johnson, McLean, without reference but begorra, Im tinkin I can sthand Ive another ijee, continued the wisht there was more av thim here av beor conditions I Im towld th bishop it av get enough to ate, an Yerra, senator, political to previous some more of the th same mind. taking or tariff dogdoctrines doesnt like it, but phat can he do but th Kings sthill payin' divvydends, lief, financial a few eggs from sthand fer It? hash and beef corned cease shall misrule be. Phats th clergy fer ma, Republican praise low wor-r-rand k in before rascals to the if fresh him, not high the fer th lay min? and that & supply placed a cut and that I I turned will be notice me right say an that is that Ive th long legged altlio places shall Ive just been readin in a government of, for and by the people continued the senator, as he handed omadhoun fr'm Provo queered wid legs a bit longer since he came. Tell th sheff to come in, said the senabe restored. he Sure time. this himself about of and another phen statement that tor. hash, Teddy the helping Candor compels suddenly changing the trend of to reason no owld wlmmen to have th his conversation and addressing the the Republicans pilfered a pair of eggs from the plat- made that speech complain if the Democrats do use this ter, av th beauties an th benefits av av his native burg av Provo to th ef- servant. And when tho chef the senator gave Instructions The party has protected organ-lzatioargument. An Im tinkin twould fect that Teddyd net carry New Yark, other and S. that the production of light viands in Heath postal Perry I had me thrusted special correspond-int- s a some be to me fer investiget up grand ijee castle must cease; that in future frauds in refusing to permit an rayporthers on me avenin or- tho a an been town have he clubs. Wid wanted in to club held. There be something to cat that had ivery gations in th it to th gan tillygraft in substance it and no longer desired resolutions introduced by Democrats hamlet in th sta-attwould be me-si- east. 'tis mesilf but wirra, Wirra, of senate sort food and the that Is fed to Invalids in both house, demanding sa-a- d took as th be would how in see can There as it Teddy intirely. been or convalescents. light and information, that haveDemoTis mesilf as can picter th s tldins. be av wud club th The o promptly suppressed. on the prisdintlal s club strenyus frown crats in congress have piled up a lot Spring City an the BURLINGTON ROUTE. brow. Tis mesilf as can call to mesilf s an th of campaign material, and if any one av Hyde Par-r-r-h command to th Dutchth s thinks that the common people do not club av Kanab an th Best line to Chicago, St. Louis, he saays, Yer eggsellen-cy- , 'TIs man: Loeb,' rally to the cry of turn the rascals club av siv'ral other and Kansas City. Omaha s not Loeb. Yerra, thats out, they have only to remember the mesilf as could furnish thim wid o Interjected the senator, as he took. durin th campane too. bad,' election of Cleveland in 1884 and the eggsel-lencyELKS WILL GO TO PROVO. eggs, eggs an It is a Tare an ouns, exclaimed the sena- come more election of Tiiden In 1876. av wan th have I'll byes Let tor, "phy didn't I tink av that before? winning cry with the farmers. a make Twill that. good (Not to the Mad House.) not the Republicans hug themselves Ill give Joe a jackin up fer not re- print fer th first column av me The Elks are making great preparwith the delusion that this is going mindin me av phat was in me mind mornin Yer eggsellen-cy- , moutpiece. to be an easy victory, because the par- before this, continued the senator, mind this? ations for the state reunion of the orLoeb. says Dye as battle it hardest he the of is the up against slipped another portion ty s Ted, phat this Marmon Smoot der to be held at Provo, June 15, 16, hash and a few of the eggs to his has had since the war. does be savin about me not bein able 17 and 18. The attractions so far aro plate, because phat is he here for, if to carry New Yark? Tis an out- ranged are as follows, and nobody not to tell me phats runnin in me A WILLING WORKER. s "Tis knows how many more will be added' th Dutchman. to mesilf. rage. mind? As I was a s Ted, an av hes not before the time arrives: th reason. Two miles of parade in uniform, Money Is Always Ready to Earn twould be a s good thing an I could careful Ill have him fer it. furnish th wid all sorts av ensenYou Money. continued the grand electrical display, midway in I could call th little Yerrow. yerrow, tertainment. full evening dress, Chinese village disYour own money will work for you felly Meakin in aff th road an have ator, attacking the hash with fresh but its Teddy as It the wild pensing tea, band contests dally, the harder than anything else if given him go. to Manti an recite Th man vleor. use that agin most beautiful queen west of the Atman rleht now. Ill curwid an th Th is 'muskit mine, the opportunity, and you neednt Smoot th nixt time he thrles to get lantic, six large tents with ultra speat not few shall this avenin, ring me own cial attractions, two large dancing waste time waiting for that, for It is Th mouse cculd sing th somewan a pinshunTistrough Payson. a good tlng to pavilions, real German beer garden, already furnished by McGurrin & Co., song av "Th cat came back, to th untirin efforts. contest for wild west riders, drilling the investment bankers. Do you gazabos at Eureka, phere I made, me have a club over4 somewan. contest for miners, balloon ascension & know of any saving account where calibrated discovery av th beautiful each day, tight-rop- e walking 100 feet finas he said the over four senator, Well, draw will per island av Alaska, floatin so majestiyour money from the ground (Dick Whittemore cent interest? Can you think of any cally In th bosom av th Arctic sea, ished the second platter of corned beef performer), the battle of the roses. speculation that will bring you a Nothing small about the Elks, not steady income, and which is absoluteeven their feet. What they do they ly safe? McGurrin & Co., the old, do well. established, conservative investment o bankers, offer you endless opportuTo the Worlds Fair without change nities to place your money, guaranteevia the Burlington. per ing you a steady income of sixsmall o cent no matter how large or to We have all the toggery to dress you with.1 The Blue Serge TEACHERS EXAMINATION. the investment, and allowing you own Vest and and , with Pants Coat Your tasty lawyer becoming light hold the security. lsvery for the occasion. We carry everything In the Clothing line An examination for teachers of prior business advisor may examine the assurto cool and comfortable make double a you and grammar grades will be have and mary you papers, held in the Fremont building on Mon-ance that your money is safe in the day and Tuesday, May 30 and 31, be-guarantee of this successful firm. If make idle money, ROWE & KELLY CO. ginning at 9 a. m. of the first day. you have a little PLAIN PRICE FIGURES ONE cent All teachers and candidates not your money it work. At six per MAIN STREET 132 Do will be doubled in twelve years. holding certificates valid and In force are expected to take this for 1904-0not procrastinate. Invest your monInof a examination. add and your part ey now, come to the original investment every Pens, ink, and paper will be furcomes later time nished. month, and when a D. H. CHRISTENSEN, in life, when through misfortune or W. S. McCornick, H. Tyree, W, H. Cunningham, Heber M. Wella, Board of Examiners. sickness you might otherwise find Chairman, V. Pres. A Gen. Mgr. Treasurer. President. Secretary o be will in surprised want, you yourself to find that you are enjoying an inYou may have a good manager or SPEND YOUR MONEY AT HOME, dependent income. salesman, but If you havent a good o Collector you are not In It. Wallace, Hit Cwiaim ml The Burlington Route runs both top floor D. F. Walker Bldg. Phone 1069-k- . and Tourist Sleepers Standard without Louis to change. St. o through Organized and Conducted Under the State Lawn of Utah, o-A contented woman is the one who Affording Greater Adrantarea and Fadlltlen to Ita larng .. :.. thau foreign Incoropratlonn. We want to please you. has baking and cooking to do. and usea How? "Tear Creek coal. Salt Lake Utah. a?5w By. giving you Clear Creek. Coal. Office, Warren Foster eella insurance, not City, Why? law salts; SO Progress balldlag. Because wit want your trade. 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