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Brown, Terry & Woodruff Co. 166 M,in Utah Federation of Womens THE SENATOR AND THE MOUSE. clubs, has been invited to open the went the . telediscussion on reciprocity at the biennial convention of the General Fed- phone, and when Joe answered it the eration at St. Louis next week. cheery voice of the senator greeted v i him with: Is that you Joe, me bye, Mr. and Mrs. F. L. Oswald enterth top av th marnin' to yez. Is th tained at dinner Tuesday evening in honor of Mrs. N. A. Swift of Boise. mouse there? Sind him? down to me. Phat? Not there ye Phat th Covers were laid for seven. divil does lie mane be not bein there Th gorsoon-bphen I wants him? Members of the Wei Kaw Sewing must be afther thinkin theres no club will give a box party at the Salt worruk fer him th da-aYerra, but Lake theater tonight. hel be afther gettin cut aff at th da-a- y av he dont pocket on pa-a- y in show th marnin. Sure up airly Mr. and Mrs. Charles Billings gave to go to worruk twas as had mesilf a card party last evening at their at sivln oclock avick, phen I was home. av a th mine makin King an frm i av I this little nut, hes The ladie3 of the First Presbyterian phata can see nor mine got bigger phat I had phen church will held a rummage sale in 1 were his Hes age. there, ye the church parlors today. Sind him down to me; sind him down, and Joe sent him. Miss Mercy Berkeley leaves shortly for Marietta, O., where she will be When the mouse arrived at the bridesmaid at the marriage of her cousin. great mans office he found himself confronted with: Oh, 'tis ye, is it? The marriage of Miss Clara Bailey Tis time ye were here. Pliats this I and Dr. Enoch Van Cott took place do be hearin about th convenshun Wednesday evening at the heme of the meets next Monday? Whos th brides sister, Mrs. Davis. Bishop Or- phat son F. Whitney performed the cere- candydates? Arramusha, ye stunted phy dont ye be answerin av mony in the presence of relatives and shrimp, me? Phats that? Binner X. Smit a few intimate friends, the marriage Yerra, an service being followed by a large re- fer th disthrict attorney! cornin to? th Winger counthry phats ception. fer judge! Wirra, wirra, och hone, och hone! Honoi mon dioul, is it payMrs. E. L. Eno of Denver, moth- in yez Joe is to come inty me sweet er of Mrs. A. E. Wallace will spend av offises an give me th hear-r-r-the summer with her daughter in disease, ye pie faced pun con? An th Dimmy-crat- s Mrs. Wallace ye sure? Ye Grace Emery Flats. is goin to nommynate th gintle-mahas been quite ill, but is now convalfrm Jerusalem, Sommers? Th escing rapidly and receiving confelly phat thried to make me th gratulations of friends. the sa-ay- o y. y. rt A-r-- re n father av a sliild yer-ro- are intolrely. m I 166 I niver seen? Ycr-ro- Its broakin' me up yo Sure th mimbors av hot political parties is gone mad. it it "Ye cant run hot parties ye ? Who th divil Ivor accused ye av run- nin anything? Yere not here fer th' purpose av runiiin parties, but IVye mind? But phat th dlv-il'- s ailin Joe an Bin that they permits such Join's? Dinner X. an Winger! Phy Id as soon this gazabo Gargo Sutherland d run as aythcr av thim. I would. Go ye back to Joe an till him that fer me, and when the mouse had started cut the senator sat back and did some ruminating. sa-ay- ar-rand- s. i Tis lines, this bein a statesman. Sure, phen I star-r-rliout to direct th legisiasliuii av ill' nasliun twas mesilf as fought Id foor years kape quite fer th av me terrum an thin plien I got elided again, Id put in th other six makin addresses on th various top-ic- s I I've read about in th me staff av thrusted lieutinints and put thim in offis. I gave Joe a pia-acat foor tousand per, an Bin hundhred. I made wan at thirty-fiv- e Perry director av me newspa-ape- r syndi-cat- e an towld him to hand him-s- e f th pickins. I kept th kurnel as me managing an principal idiotor an sint tli little felly Axton to pray fer th constabulary over in th Filiponles. Divil a wan av thim has missed a da-asince. Durin me absence pa-aattendin to th affairs av gover-min- t Ive left things in their hans an, bad scran to tliim, its th divils own mess I find phen I come home. Winger fer judge. Yerra, I might as well have liar-r-r-r-r-- d d fir-r-r-- st pa-aper- s. se-lict- e y i$ CEMENT $ Telephones 192 and 19J Troy Laundry, sa-a- m y Main Street. 3 rings. cwld man Znue oil th' bench. Sinlt fer public persecutor. Sure Allison won (1 do as w'oli as him. Aythcr wan av two things lias happened; th gang has failed to make good, or hegorra (hero's another raid on me pocket book Th liagurs gone to th Ilot Springs, to he throated, as mo Dimmycratie organ so impertifor tli rooma-tisnently remar-r-r-ktuan' ills other ailmiiits. I wonder phat divil av a writ that? I'll see Igy an' have him fired. It's mesilf us dont helavc in this personal journalism. I wislit th nagur was here. T do. lie's wort a dozen av ih' balance. Th Uurnel's gettin no hetthcr fast, too. Phat th divil dees he mane by writin idiotorials on tli' Japs phen ho knaws I'm in the city? Flint's Hi good av teliin th Dimmycrals about Parker an Ilrine, an owhl Cleveland an German, phen I'm lieio? Ill fire th owld man wan No I wont aytlier. av these Ill have Perry do it. Th owhl guy might tip off somethin. con-tem-plate- d. m l, ray-portli- da-ay- s. Well," continued the senator, as he glanced at his watch, " 'twill soon bo dinner time, an Ili tilifone th' castle an have tli shef bile me a mess av corned beef an cnbbltch. Me brain needs nourishmlnt," and the senator disappeared In the telephone booth. o Uso Castle Gate and Clear Creek lump the most carefully prepared coal on the market, o Jake Greenewahl proved himself a hero by capturing a purse snatcher the other day. Jake says if he had known the thief was there, he (Jake) wouldn't have been in the vicinity, but having the role forced upon lilm, he dared do all that became a man. WORK $i!) & W A. G. GIAUQUE & & & & v! 448 West Sixth South Residence Phone 1675 k Hi |