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Show TRUTH. i4 JUST THOUGHTS. A jrfrl vith a dimple will laugh at any fool thing a man says. Mon who rush the growler are sel- dom in a hurry themselves. Any oculist who buys a blind horso should also consult an oculist A widow says that a husband on earth Is worth two in the other place. Wild waves, like some men, make a lot of noise, but they dont say any- thing. Many a man who starts at tho foot of tho ladder is down at the heel at tlio finish. When a lawyer expresses an opinion its up to the client to pay the express charges. She must have a wealth of imagination, but quite as much judgment. VVHY She must be able to take the mental and moral measure of a person at a glance. She must be sensitive of her assodates, but absolutely without sensibilities for herself. - Many peoples vould 3tihe a Talk on der road to ruin if sure deir friends vould not Sf' SOME MEN FAIL. They prefer to Incur debt rather than to do work which they consider beneath them. They have Indorsed their friends notes or guaranteed payment just for accommodation. Der greatest verry of some pocM vimmens is to know how to cut dor guffernment bonds so dey vill der mosd stylish dresses. George IP? bart in Chicago American. They risk all their eggs in one basShe must never grow tired and ket when they are not in a position to never for an Instant let any one fancy watch or control It. she is growing old. That is fatal. They think it will be time enough to of the begin to save for a rainy day when She must have the physique biggest graduate from the most ad- the rainy day comes. vanced system of physical culture. The only thing the daughters accomIf there is a nowspaper woman or plish is to develop fondness for smart any other kind of a woman like that clothes and expensive jewelry. anywhere on earth, she would seem to have fairly earned her starry crown They do not realize that one expensive habit may introduce them to a and wings by this time. whole family of extravagant habits. IZl o FROM THE PENCILS POINT. If a woman paints she should the tear-sheddir- ahan-do- n habit. g A man with a cloven breath ougit to be in the spicy speaker class. Love may be blind, but there is always a spark of feeling between lo- . WEATHER LORE. They subscribe for everything that , The following trite sayings have comes along organs, lightning-rodsc been collected by the United States subscription books, pictures, tunity to say yes. anything they can pay for on weather bureau, and for the moat part About tho time a girl celebrates Her are polished gems of weather lore: the instalment plan. 17th birthday she likes to refer to her Every wind has its weather. They have not been able to make an self as old maid. much in the business they understand Clouds are the storm signals of the best, but have thought that they could Occasionally a girl goes abroad to sky. make a fortune by investing in somedevelop her voice, but tho majority know nothing about. 0. S. stay at homo and get married. Clouds flying against the wind indl thing they Marsden.in Success. cate rain. o It is easier to buy things on time Clocks Marvelous Record. than it is .to ho A. mackerel sky. Rouens great clock has been measwhen the tiino comes to pay for them. hours dry. Now twenty-fou- r uring the time and striking the hours and quarters for over 500 years, runMackerel scales and mares tails Occasionally a girl marries because ning all this time without interruption. she wants to marry, but the majority Lofty ships carry low sails. It keeps excellent time. marry because they dont want to reo main single. Enough sky in the northwest to DINKELSPIELERS. make a Scotchman a jacket is a sign THOUGHTS UPON LOVE. of approaching clear weather. Id vas cowardly to took vater eggs-cep- t ven somevun invitations you to Lasting love comes slowly, progresEasterly winds are proverbially rain sively. winds, and westerly winds are inva- took vlskey. riably associated with fair weather. A vise man atmits dot he knows serious lore is never love Sincere, at first sight It will not rain much so long as the vlmmen so well he doand know vot sky is clear before the wind; but when to make uf dem. When one look end the first one, clouds fall in against the wind rain Ven a goot looking vidow makes ub too! binds a man and a woman, you will soon come. her mind to marriage again nudding may be sure that one single word will can save der man. soon be sufficient to unbind them. A veering wind, fair weather; A backing wind, foul weather. e Some mens like to sid Is Love the sun that hatches the Trust it not, for back it will run. flowers of the soul. The face, which Those two sayings are especially arount jmd led deir friends tell vot a reflects all the inner sentiments of the tme with regard to southerly winds. splentit chob id is. heart, betrays tho love of Its owner, A selfish man Is nefer satisfied mit and is beautiful. When cloud streamers point upward the clouds are falling, or de- der milk of human kindness, because Absence is a tonic for love only scending, and rain is indicated; when he vants der cream. when men and women love with all cloud streamers point downward the Ven a man loses a opportunity ho their heart aid soul. When they do clouds are ascending, and dry weather loses id vorse ven a collar button is not, the ancient proverb Is still true: is indicated. lost under der bureau. Far from the eyes, far from the o heart. Volume of Speech. I dink vomans rights vas suchest-eExperiments liava shown that a fairst py a husband dot vas afeared Beauty is not the mother of love. person speaking in the open air can to talk back ad his vife. On the contrary, It is often love be heard equally well at a distance of which engenders beauty gives bril- 100 feet in front, seventy-fivat either Charity cofers a multitude of sinto behind. the eyes, gracefulness to the side and thirty liancy but der cofering is so light dot o ners, body, vibration to tho voice. Max much freezing is der result Britishers Grow in Height ORell in Philadelphia Ledger. Statistics show that in fifty years o Der man dot nefer heard uf a mithe average height of British men has crobe THE IMPOSSIBLE SHE. somedimes has der colic, but he risen an inch. .The present average nefer 8 5 a man is for geds der appcndislteetis.. feet inches. height a widely known literary Recently woman cited the following as necessary qualifications for a newspaper woman, says the Philadelphia Bulletin: A girls ideal young man is one who doesnt hesitate to give her an oppor- Johnny-on-the-sp- . bric-a-bra- ot a vers. Many a meek man develops into a high stepper when the elevator isnt running. Few married women would were It not for the Indifference husbands. flirt of A woman who wants but little here below should get married and let It go at that. When it comes to acquiring a knowledge of schoolbooks the small boy prefers absent treatment An Ohio woman holds the record. After driving her husband to drink she got a divorce, then married him again to reform him. One touch of nature may make the whole world kin, but two touches of your fellow man would indicate that you are an easy mark. Dont think because a name looks attractive on a visiting card that the paying teller of a bank would recognize it at the bottom of a check. ' o CAREFULLY THOUGHT OUT. self-mad- . Often the explanation has to do with' the case. nothing Some men make a living by letting their wives keep boarders. When two women get wound third is apt to be run down. up the You can seldom catch the storyteller by putting salt on his tale. d e "She must write well. Slio must ho impressionable, and yet of practical mind. She must know all the depths ant shallows of human nature. Pessimists are people who so around looking for thorns to sit on. Time is money to the bookmakerin whoa your horse fails to come in time. voice to Cats, like pcliticians, give wn their most decided utterances on the fence in the dark. |