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Show THE SENATOR AND COG. court an sellcted as tli judicial stan- wife sinds respicts. (Signed) Ted. P. dard bearer, th Ilonerable Bill me fer th nomination in HUM. Th Regards to t.h missis an th childer an tell thim Ill see thim whin th American people fer reccoinraendin A felly named Sutherland has I get back. sint me a tillygraft announcin thatjust lie Twaa a grate message that. Me was th mon what made tli motion. I frind Teddy was glad, fer he sint me wired him back a collect message ax in phat code he was usin sos I cud thrans-lat- e back a reply at wanst. This is his communication. Ted. pliat he towld me: Iseter Bay, Siptember ft ft th 11th. To th Most Honorable Ye see Cog, most anny wan else at Thomas Kearns, Utah. Yer th convenshun wud hav wid th quit well written an especially weil con- odds him like that Ill admit against structed message received, in reply I that at wan time mesilf an Perry was will state that I' congratulate th not feelin I state o' Utah on .havin such a grate business well, but got around th by all right all mon as yersilf in its borders. They right. Had this young mug Suthershud be careful ye do not escape. I land been bested hed have sint no congratulate tji' convenshun on phat it tillygrafts at all at all. lie wud hav has dope an will do Gjve me. regards secured th attintion of his frind Allito Beverige. 'Ithank ye in tlPnameo son an his frind Critchlow an his frind Mc-Cad- (Per the traditional little bird.) Cog, me bye said the senator, ati he lolled bade in a seventy five hun, , dred VoHirhair. bought at Tara, the and piled his home of his ancestors a two two feet thousand upon yard of in footstool dollar purchased laree, m whin me fenawlmthinkin: Dye of office expires as a. sinator, its me ll be afther havinmfe frind Teddy Rosepfelt 'appint me an ambassadure t be worry in to sofciephere. Cog dear. S.ufeyer jobs as safe as a or church. : Ill oe .jjadin! two jnst'th same an it-- yersilf an th! doc has bin me thrue frinds through ter-ru- Novv-don- s ut all. Hut Ira a tli po mat Cog.' 'None bettber. 'Its mesilf cud 'make like a thirty this felly Joe Shote cint piece if such a piece was afther bein coined. Luk at pliat Ive did to - this felly Sutheriarid.- - Ao luk at pliat Im going to do to him yet. A di plo mat Cog, s a felly what always does somethin an whin he doesnt; says he does. An th people nivir knaws th diffrence. Theres an owld sayin Cog, what in connection wid was to made us that language tells belave it. Dont conceal thoughts. yez ' 1 hov a new plan "entirely. I can conceal me thoughts without spalcin a wurrud. To luk at me whin Ive a mind, jed hov no idea 1 cad think. . - - But as I was sayin Cog. Th is all a tellin th people that its mesilf as was givin a batin at th convenshun. ' Divil a bate. Ax me frind Joe an me frind Perry. Theyll afther tellin yez that Ive gained a great victhry. To begin wid, Cog, Id me frind, th junyor sinator from who appreciates me Injianny; natural abilities an me lyalty to th .administrashun, which by th same token is lyalty. to mesilf, fer am I not th administrashun, to come here an spake. The dislyal, tli disgruntled, th dismantled, th disgusted, th ganized opposition tried to shut him I bate thim. out. Be Th grate ora-to- r spake didnt he? Victhry number wan. Thin th plan of th opposition to me wuz not not to hov me frind Teddy ihdarsed.' ' He' was an indarsed on motion of th wild eyed, wooly whiskered, leader of th combine what tried to sit on me. Th convention wint wild Cog, so they did. An while they was whoopin it up fer th administrashun, sure I'd . Perry go to th!. tilly graft office an... dispatch to th president. This is pliat he towld him. To tli. Ilonerable, th prisident of th United. States' he says! Th Raypubblycan partliy of th estate of Utah, headed by mesilf, hov; this day, in convenshun assembled ivirytliing ye hav" done all yer tli . life an, declared in yer favor fer uominashun in 11)01. I congratulate pliat ye on th auspicuous outcome of in th promised to be" tli prettiest scrap exercise Beth histhryof th! state,talents and by me of me most untirin efforts I hav secured a of yer general, pa-ap- ers -- a-m- medi-plo-ma-c- y en-dar- sed . y. Og-de- n, ft' ft fpoery Si ft ns ns Go Wall Millinery ns ns ft m ns m ft ns ft ns ft ft ns . m ns ns ns ft ns - ns ns ns ns . m' ns m ns ns ns ns ib Ib . f The Largest and most Exquisite showing of IMPORTED PATTERN HATS ever shown in this City, ib ib ib lb ib ib ib ib ib- - ib ib ib ib ib ib - ib. ib ib ib ib. ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib labors in behalf of th strugglin Cuby-an- s ib in favor of th ib an a continuance of tli squirt gun policy in ib ib th Filiponie Islands, lwhile sayin ib ib nawthin concernin th sugar beet, th ib. fer tli lower nd on de-clara- tion candydate nominated if ib house will vote wid me, elided, an ib ib he will be, if it takes th entire divi- ib nixt th sixty ib dends of. th mine fer bcanda-hoovi- days. We hov downed th candidate fer th ft Tis thrue Cog, th Smoot forces had th officers of tli convenshun, hilt Cog, me bye, did' yez notice anything else they carried away? Phat do I care that th owld chromo wid th seersucker coat au tlf high walher pants; er th collar an th bone cuff buttons Phat diifrunce does It make to me that th frind an of Reed Smoot, th Jawn C. Gra-haread th Twas on me own parrut phat put thim there. I towld thim Perry in th marnin to ivirytliing they axed fur au1 lie did. ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft ft pa-ap- pre-side- d? editor-ial.suppo- Hon-erab- m, rter le plal-forru- cy con-ce- de ft ft Dye note Cog pliat I did yvid. Ben? Well. Ben showed up an said to me wid tears in his eyes: Sinator comib mand me. Hov yez any lettliers wid ib ib yez? I says. I hov not, lie says. ib Thin on th 6tnge an sit back go way ib down I an he did. Sure, Cog, says, ib ib ib ib ib ib hes a grate bye to mind. ib docthor; I wish hed show up. Be- cliune tli three of us, Cog, we!ve to pick out a candidate for sinator this winter. Twill not do to stand this felly Sutherland; he might make a speech on th ilure an that wad be a knock fer me. To tell th trut, Cog, hes a moD wid an eddication, an a fely like that sure Ive no use fer, ex- cipt as a sicretary. Iled be sure to get too popular. An this felly Smoot Im afraid of, faith. Hes been to school they tells me an can talk a streak. An th fact that th churchs behind him ud liurrut me. Hed find some wap to put him next to me frind Teddy-a- n there wud be th divil to pay. Some wan has suggested' Garge Smith, but Im not parshall to' Oarges. Besides this Garge has a father whats'au apostle an an uncle whats a prisidint of th church an bechune th two of thim ib ib ib ib $450 00 1 franklin piano TO BE GIVEN AWAY. ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib With every $1 cash purchase we give you a ticket entitling you to a chance in the drawing of this fine Piano. from the parlors of DAYNES MUSIC CO., State Agents. The drawing will take place on Nov. 14, under the supervision of representatives from each of the daily papers. ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib ib an supreme ft ft He sat there, OUR ENTIRE CLOAK SECTION, Enlarged and ib an sat there, an sat there. ft ft ib Remodeled, has an aspect of FALL AND WINTER. ib Pits me that has some tall thinkin ib The Newest Fashions in TAILOR SUITS, COATS, 3 to do from this time on, Cog, me bye, you as has got to help me. I SKIRTS, WAISTS, Etc., are shown in Splendid Variety, ibib an itsmuch of a man to think, anny ib aint ib how. and our Prices will be found Extremely Low. An thside partner of yours, th ib in-dar- sed all-rou- ft ft Formal showing of new ideas in Millinery, conceptions of the latest modistes of Paris together with clever productions of our own adequate workrooms. m ns ns Ku-ro-pc- Niir-welg- Opening. ns ns ns th days gone by. Sure Cog, but fer him ye might not had this job. To his untirin efforts I owes a grate part of me election. Phen th' owld mo n heard Id returned from me tli rip he brung this felly Howell to see me an we fixed th job in less than three minnits. Will ye vote wid me on th ressyprossity matther? I says. I will, he says. Yer nouimynated I says. An he was. Frum that minnit Devine wasnt in it. Dye moind tli day (large M. Caunin gave out th interview that ns Scandahoovian.. Sure th Petersens ft an th ft Petersons, th' Christensens an ns tli th Andersens an tin Christiansons, ns m th Axle Olsens an tli Olm Andersons, ns sen Axels, we done thim. An th ft grate moil, fciwen O'Nielsen, th au ns of Irish descint, wasntlt ut all m ft at all. Twas through me unliriii efn forts that McCarty, th' Irish lad from ns ft Sevier, was chosen. ft ft m m al Howell wud be sellcted? Yo do. Well Garge had just tillyphoued me. ft ft ft ns ns An th way in which we downed tli ns m ft li-eny- ns . ft Brown an tli' three o thim wud have gone behind some wans barn un cursed fer a day or two. ft ft Did ye note Cog, how I got to th collar of this felly Devine? Hell know betthern to butt in nixt time. Av coorso twas only his joke, hut t was no time fer jokin'. Ye knaw me frind Churtliff, th owld nut wid th gray razpetaz from th Weber Steak. Well, th owld inou's been me frind in I .' (M . |