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Show 1 TRUTH. iut it was by far more roomy. We got to the train through the assistance of a Somewhere, We Dont native school boy we met. The urchin gome Place, lad a geography and Tom bought it. Know. .le showed the ticket agent the map of (By Special Marcomgraph.) Switzerland and made signs we wanted does Tune 20. Your correspondent to go there. The ticket agent spoke is at; neither does out in plain not know where he Well, why dont he occasion- you talk and English, what want? We although say you Kearns, Senator ell on his neck, or as nearly so as the about standing something ally mutters grating would permit, but he didnt administration so far as his duty seem to enjoy it and told us to pungle by the anthats But will some permit. up to Utah money and our We don't iVhen the senator exhibitedpassports. lost. are We his the matter. other said: or are in the agent are we you Belgium What, great know whether man from Utah whose fame has penedoes not France. Your correspondent trated Europe? Are you really the neither and language senator whose bidding all the members foreign speak any vocabu-lan- r of senators the while your chamber of deputies and your floes Dave, is iresident hasten to do? Tom said he outside the English tongue; much of be to fact was. in Then, said the too limited THE SENATOR IN EUROPE, . aflrvice True, he can say Honoi mon s Tiinul ve omadhoun ,andGettohellout-othi- but his efforts to butt into in general have been weak, very weat Your correspondent does not think as much of the senator as he did, Beand wishes Doc Jones was here. 5,1 cause Doc speaks and Volapuk. so-eie- tv French, Dutch, Dago A Your correspondent thinks we are in one egg at France, for we only get mealtime and at dinner the piece is principally soup, although there are other things in smaller quantities. Then, too, certain remarks made soundas we came down the gang plank ed like French. Your correspondent dheard the crowd murmur Homme etat as the senator set foot on the d're-sista- nce agent, your are will be 85 francs 40 centimes more, jlease. Then he gave Tom a ticket and rated your correspondent as a servant and marked Dave as baggage and old a llunkey to give us the best seat n the train, and here we are, locked in and bowling along at at least 15 miles per hour. ft ft before we left the place we Just started from, which our friend the agent said was Haveher, I asked where I could file my message. He said they didnt take the trouble to file messages in France, they just let em go rough edges and all, but I could send it from the steenth station from there, where a wireless station was located. I think we are close to the border, for the smell of curds and ripesweitzer has increased more and more each hour as we pro- it hasn't been done, to cable him. at gins to look like a fight. The Also Doc Jones are that L. for Professor Berne, prepaid. delegations largely one-side- will arrange for interviews for the . Eggersen, of Springville, and he unless some Tribune, Herald and Telegram, just ill win the same as if he was in Washington; event should happen and a also that he had fixed up several pen- dark horse cut him out. sions which would be granted through ft ft his efforts while he was away, and to Sheriff Storrs, who held the office note whether the push sends them by two or and made a most enviaterms' wire as usual. ble record, has decided not to ncccpt ft ft Queen Alexandra has just wired us the nomination for a third term, lie that the senator's personal friend, Ed- was the only Democrat elected on the ward, King of England, is very ill. county ticket last election, and there Just as soon as we come to a turntable is much pressure to have him become Tom will buy the train and go back to a candidate again, but Mr. Storrs has a good railroad outfit on the England. He will cable Doc Jones to already and it is making much more go to London and take the case, pro- grade, for him than his office, so he money vided Doc is not otherwise busy, will be glad to be his own boss once ft ft again. The senator desires all his reporters ft ft on each of his three newspapers to The slimy head of slander lias contake verbatim reports of any expressions by George Sutherland anent the nected one of the prominent young attorneys of the county, who was a Ogden postoffice. irobable candidate for county attorft ft The senator suggests that dividends ney, with the paternity of an illegitimate child in the southern states. The paid by the Silver King while he is away be forwarded him by wire, as he will roung mother is said to be on her way lere now to begin prosecution, accomneed the money. panied by an irate father, tin-'orese- en PROVO LETTER. Provo City, Utah, June 27 The week has been quiet and hot, with not much stirring in a political way. Hon. Mosiah Evans came down from Lehi to look after political fences during the first of the week. He realizes that he cannot become state senator without a gressed. dock. A distinguished looking person ft ft fight. vous por-te- z greeted him with Comment ft ft The senator wishes me to state that vous, Monsieur? which puzzled him he left word with Roosevelt to The contest for the position of appoint Wots he say in? queried the Tom Davis a bit. postmaster at Ogden, and if county superintendent of schools be Search me, rerof Dave. senator esponded Keith. Well Ill give him good den, remarked Tom, and turning to his unknown interlocutor he smilingly remarked, Hurly burly you be and jabers., This pleased the populace some us until red around crowded they have been who must soldiers capped gens darmes began yelling Boutez, en We tried to avant, and we moved. find a tavern where they speak English, but failed, and took a chance on the first place we struck afterward. Tom said n we could land a bill of fare or a meanyou, he could manage it all right; that Doc Jones had taught him how to read a bill of fare. Luckily we got one. Tom was in his element. He explained lots of things. He told us where to mark for roast beef and explained that pummys de teara were spuds. He got stuck on viande du cneval, but said he would take a chance, as it mustbe something served on a shovel, and he had oaten his dinner off a shovel lots of times. But Keith baulked and so did your correspondent, when the stuff came on, for Dave said it was horse beef boiled and served with horse radish. Tom went against some grenouille too, and it was Your correspondent is alfrog legs. most certain this is France, for whenever one buys anything he never gets any change back and the fellow who has copped out the coin always says Bon" and shrugs his shoulders. Besides this, when you wake up in the morning, after drinking their sour wine you have mauvais gout in your mouth. ft ft We only stayed one night, and as your correspondent writes this we have just been pushed through the side door of a car into a box-li- ke compartment along with a woman,. with wooden shoes on her feet and oodles of garlic on her breath, who is taking a raw smelling man, evidently her husband, out somewhere to get the air. Going through a side door brought up early memories to Tom. He said the car he first went to Utah in opened in ttie same manner. d ft The Democrat lias opened the campaign in the county by charging tha the employes at the courthouse, who are mainly giris, have been bolding some sort of. tea parties on the courthouse lawn, instead of being at their post of duty, and contrary to the sign made and provided by the janitor, viz: keep off the grass. Indignation runs high in the courthouse circles, ft ft Professor John P. Meakin was a political caller at Provo this week. The professor is a pretty smooth ft talker. WALKERS TORE The Store Celebrates in a General Clearance A) And From Every Department Gathers Stirring Bargains for Monday until Thursday. veritable bomb has been thrown into prices and shattered them to fragments Department chiefs are pro paring to leave for Eastern markets, and that stocks may be put in best state of rightness which means every yard of goods, every garment, every article possible must be turned into cash for working capital first, the man date of clearance has gone forth, and while all items of interest cannot be given here, every merchandise need may be found in the store at a price beyond precedent for littleness. ft ft Chairman Roylance has given out this week to some of his workers that he will be a candidate, when the time comes, for governor of the great state of Utah. ft ft Colonel C. E. Loose is being boomed by his friends for the position of state senator. S. T. Armstrong received on Mona fine lot of samples of gold ore day from the Tyclie mine of Park valley The property has been worked for only a short time but the results have been eminently satisfactory a 20 foot ledge of gold ore having been' encountered at a depth of only 50 feet. The assays show values from $26 to $600 a ton. EXCURSION NORTH, A Come Monday, June 30th, Until Thursday. July 3rd, Walker Bros. Dry Goods Go. Saturday, June 28, via the Oregon Short Line. First outing excursion to principal northern points at following low rateB: SAYS 2.35 15 Collin8ton... 8.15 15 8.55 15 Mention 8.80 15 Logon Smithfleld .. 4.10. 15 Richmond. , . 4.25 15 Franklin.... 4.25 15 Brigham.... 8 Preston Oxford 4. 4.75 McCammon. 5.05 Bancroft.... 7.15 Soda Spring 7.80 Montpelier.. 9.00 Pocatello . . . 0.90 Blackfoot... 7.90 Idaho Falls. 8.90 9.50 Rigby St. Anthony 10.40 15 15 15 30 30 30 15 80 30 80 30 DAYS 10.00 30 Rexburg Market Lake 9.60 30 Dubois...... Spencer Amn. Falls 10.95 80 11.45 30 7.95 30 Minidoka . . . 9.25 30 Shoshone . . . 11.25 80 Bellevue..,. 13.90 30. 14.15 30 Halley Ketchum . . . 14.75 30 Mtn. Home Nampa Boise City.. Caldwell .... Ontario Payette Weisor Huntington. IS: 17.50 17.05 18.40 18.55 19.10 20.00 30 30 30' 30 30 30 80 Corresponding rates to other points and proportionate rates from Ogden and other stations. For full particulars see Oregon Short Line agents. T. M. Schumacher, Actg. Traf, Mgr D. E. Burley, G. P. & T, A. D. S. Spexcer, A. G. P. & T. A. |