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Show I PARAGRAPHS FROM PANGUITCH. The metropolis of Garfield county 1 continues to furnish much newsy mat- j ' ter, as a glance at the columns of the i' ' local paper will demonstrate. Said i news Items nro served up In such i ' unique fashion that wo are constrained t to again reproduce some of the moro j Important ones. Miss Alice Syrott, , wl)o, It will bo remembered, was "poi- , ' Boned eating duttered broad" last l. week, Is not so bad as reported, the If following amended report of her con- fjl (Htlon being published: i jn last week's Issue we gave what ' was supposed to bo tho facts In the I ' case of tho poisoning case of Alice Sy- I rett, wo havo since learned that she ,. had, had notelng to eat that had any l poison In neither was thero any pol- II son out lntho mill and tho case while It was one of polslonlng was duo In f nny way to any one, but came from tho gastrlcllc juices which the attending attend-ing physician says may bo duo to her L having ato some cheese or even drank somo milk, which caused It aB poi- 1 1 slons do come f torn such causes. I All of which makes us feel glad. I Wo seriously advlso Alice to have I something done for her "gastrlcllc juices" so that In future If she wants I to eat cheeso or drink milk sho can ,( do so without fear of serious results. I Owing to tho great dlstanco from 1 1 the place of happening, wo are un- l able to offer but one explanation for I tho conduct of Broso Fotherlngham, I as related In the last of tho two suc- l ceedlng paragraphs. Ho must have I: been driven to drink by tho spelling I of tho bride's name. Read and see I if you do not agree with tho solution I offered. I Lawerence and Broso Fotherlngham I cam eup from tho ranch Monday to I attend tho wedding of Georgo Church I and Shrkcspear. I Broso Fotherlngham got too much 1 firo water yesterday and had to spend I about an hour in the city refrigerator I before he got cooled enough to keep I him from heat post ration. I After conning the following we I would like to meet the person who I will arise and declare that tho lady I didn't do tho proper thing: I Mrs. S. E. Henrie and Mr, Earn Hancock have gono to tho lake and mountains to havo an out Mrs Henrio will stop at the Henrio ranch with her husband while Earn will go to castle valley. Every one who reads tho item bo-low bo-low will feel sorry for Johnson: John Johnson, of Tropic, had his hand opperated on for a fellon. That one man did feel sorry is evidenced evi-denced by tho publication of this nice little notice: John Alstrom, of Tropic, was in our town on Sunday, ho came over to see how John Johnson's sore hand is progressing. Ho rehomo on Monday without John as the doctor still has charge of tho hand, which needs his attention. Tills succinct account of what happened hap-pened to Lena will bo appreciated I all those who love novelty in description: descrip-tion: Lena Ipson met with a painful accl-dhnt accl-dhnt last Wednesday at the lake while riding horse back bringing somo cows from the pasture the horse jumped Its fore feet in to a ground dog hole, and took complete summersalt throwing throw-ing its rider to tho ground with great force and rolling on her at the same time. Beyond knowing how it happened hap-pened she does not know any morv nbout It, nor how long sho lay beroro she gaineb consciousness. When she came to herself the horse was somo distance down in the pasture and the cows heading back for where sho had brought them Sho is now nursing a badly sprained and bruised ankle. For reasons not stated It Is announced, an-nounced, officially, that: The Rolelf Society conference has been postponded until tho next quar-tely quar-tely conference. Ah, here it is. Here is tho solution of Broso Fotheringham's conduct. It was the "pleasing featurs" of the wedding that got tho boy started. Read and verify our surmise. Mr. Georgo Church anh Miss Jennie Shakespear were married at the homo of tho brides parents on Monday Mon-day Aug 21st. Bishop Heywood of-ficatlng. of-ficatlng. Thero were seventy-five guests, all had an enjoyable time the dance In tho evening was a pleasing featurs, Tho Progress joins with their many friends in wishing them a pleasant voyage on tho sea of life. Mr. Church is ono of our promiselng young men and Jonnio is ono of our esteemablo young ladles. |