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Show TRUTH. -- to Egypt, where he obtained a wife; it tells of the postmasters he has se-cured and the clerks he has obtained raises in salary for. To those of his who believe in simple feeding at the public crib, it wiil be interesting, They will forget, in their exhuberance that when there was a democratic ad- ministration in power the democratic delegate in congress secured every- - mr mute and silent, unable to open his mouth in defense of the state that sends him there; unable to refute any assertion made; unable to make swer to any criticism; unable to deny any statement, no matter how brazen the lie that may be uttered shall be. Or if he speaks it will be to cause the galleries to marvel that the Mormon in the west send such d n fools to entiwas to this it idle and dumb while sit territory Washington thing for matter of course their conduct and their state is ma tied to, as a simple and that had some other man been ligned or criticised, senit strate in the en in stentoryun tones he askt, 'Mr. Vois Prisidint, iz NEWS FROM THE CORNERS. 1 a reservashun? Not a sen-utu- r Oil waz paralised. Sed ansurd. Trooth: the 01 will till the glntlemin There Is trubbel at the Komurs. wot senitur, a reservashun lz. Its a kollek-shu- n The harmony that wuns xistecl is gon. ov fabulus Injuns. Here Dissenshun haz rased his bed Hodgsun got up en movd an amenden we are now a divided komunity. ment that inazmuch az the amendAbout 2 munths ago 2 fellers, Dan ment offurd by Mr. Tuttle to inkorper-at- e the senilurs speech in defins ov Tuttle and Sam Hodgsun, bot a kor-n- Smoot, had bin throne out, that lusted lot en established a bizness. Tha thereof there be insurtid the seniturs senator he would have obtained these wer made welkum en things passd speech in refens ov Utah. This wuz dt same tew by the mouse as irreleby the appointments just the the t v er of the statements peesfully along until ylsterda, wen at objikted p stress laid his is Some vant. The upon Y, asking. chare, Old Ezybot, sed many leading Republicans, a meetin kolld in the Seniturs interwuz a new gastronenlckul removal of the office of internal reve-maa- e nue collector from Montana to Utah. I we do not believe he will be success- est tha rased the devil. The furst ad- turm tew him, but it wood go all the. or course he did, but why? Because I fui in. getting back into the senate; dress made tew the peepul ov Utah in same, en it goed. Jo started up again: Wen the grate, Montana was a democratic state, be- - for we think there will be a revolt on behalf ov the senitur so him pleezed I was state. a democratic cause Idaho questyun ov revisin the mining lawSi eiecti0I1 day, and that if he succeeds that he isshood ordurs to hav ov the land, that tha mite not inter Does any one for a moment think tne in the conventions he will sent en kolld at meetin fer the with eny ov the seniturs holding, out, revenue office would have left Helena be controlling at the polls. Let us hope jeaten I or . intendid Not had Montana gone republican purchasis, the senitur go at ieagt. Kearns, however, does not fer this purpus these onprincipcld felwith that degre ov wlsdum- wich he ah on your toned photograph; it would gee that he is doing all in his own lers got their work in. lers wen his oun inturesta have stayed right there and all thelpower aefeat his own party, but is Joe was reedin the address in hiz are atdisplays with I Utah entire of the the selerity ov a steak, delegation power right ahead as if he was the usyul snorous vois, settin 4th tlie sen- governmint mule a grane box, could not have secured it. As it waa, gojngman chargin in all the party. iturs remarkabul qualities en every- moovd that the laws az to side lines Tom Carter very nearly won his battle I only be changd. to keep the office in democratic Mon-- 1 thin was goin swimminly. G. candia is Palmer Fred citi-1 Captain, At this point Old Tuttel got the tana, and Carter was a private koll Sed Jo: We attensliun ov the I floor agane en moved that the Kor zen at the time and is yet. Although date for the lower house of the legis-Kear- the ov Utah tew the fakt that nurs also insert in the address an is entitled to credit for all the lature on the Republican ticket and but peepul fer Senitur Kurns the penshun I that Senitur Smoot 'en work he has done in behalf of Utah has a bunch of friends out hustling for laws ov the land wood be a (led letCongressmen Sutherland and Howell and the people, at the time we sug-- 1 his nomination. H. B. Cromer, pres-ge- ter. Singul en aloan ne perambulat- hed also dun az much fer Uta az had 1 won-Assem-derfumost of in the that these l ed the ident of the Federated Trades halls of Kongress Kurns. achievements he was ably as- - bly, is also a candidate for the lower with hiscolenyul No. 14 brogans flappin the This wuz the straw az broke the sisted by the congressman from this house on the same ticket, marbel tiles like the welt ov an kamels bak, tew hav it sed that Slnl-the- r district and had it not been for Suthtale, he seezed the senit by Kurns had not don everything erland would have fallen down in the throat, pulld the penshun bills wuz unbearabel. We lmmijitly many instances. But Sutherland gets frum the koto tale pokit ov Senatur serjeant-at-arm- s the tew reno credit; Howell gets no credit; old Sorghum, en rasin his majestik vois moo v the disturburs, wich wuz dun. Untiring Efforts, who did not think tew its hiest pitch he sed: Muster Jo wuz so rattuld bi these infamus ; enough of Utah to select his private Vois Prisidint 2 be or not 2 be, en it that the further prepar-- . interupshuns wuz settled. At this point old Tuttel secretary from among her bright young men, but chose a Washington rose en mooved that the seniturs in ov the address wuz postpond, eni after a resolushun to hav grafter instead, assumes to take it all speech in behalf ov Senitur Smoot be Tuttel passin en Hodgsun fired frum the) to himself and not a puny, single one inklooded in the address. rekuest the senitur to kornurs, of all the country press of this state Jo was at wuns flusterd. He turnd loosun ena tew on cash en bl them littel dares enlighten its clients as to the then with a vois tremblin with out, theupmeetin red, true phase of the situation, but glibly I appetite. emoshun he rased his furst longest omitted az our adjurned. Prayers wer feelins wood not perprintes all the tommyrot sent out1 digit en pointin tew the north star, mit em. about him. Who can always say a good word or sum wer in that visinity he sed, l Yoors fer Toms grate exploits, rase tew a pint ov order. Tlie J Jl about everybody. JABEZ SPRINKLER. speech upon the Smoot Rase lz There is nothing in the reedd of P. found mi furst name last not germane tew the subjikt. I i but Who is always enthusiastic or at old Untiring Efforts to show that he havnt had ml salary the korn sed Tuttel, The week, rased. ill hav to see Ferny. Guess in what is interested on. least going ever raised his voice in defense of a seniturs speech wez not german. It o J wuz luvly Irish. At this point sum policy or in assault upon viciousness BURLINGTON ROUTS. Who is never caught in disheveled ignorant hoodlums in Sutherlands in legislation. He has had no opinions or negligee costumes when she interest kommenst tew laf. Ben rose, Beat Una to Chicago. fit. Lenta. on anything save those which were should be ready to receive visitors. givin wun look he obtaned intens Omaha and Kansaa City given him by others. Except when o Wen the qucstchun Jo proseeded: some one wrote him' a speech to deWho does not always Imagine herTruth suggests to the city council liver on the day Mark Hanna was eu- self to be the most important member ov the openin ov the reservashun wuz social circle, but who can for- up the senitur permitted' no foolishs that it create another office for the logized in the senate, he hasnt had a of her herself and be easy and natural in niss, agane he stood alone. It wuz benefit of City Recorder Critchlow. It dozen sentences in the Record during get nite, rappd in his toga he lookd the has made places for a good many penher manners and conversation. the four years he has misrepresented sioners and we think the claims of this state in congress. He has seMr. Critchlow should not be overcured no large appropriations for publooked. He is drawing $150 a month lic buildings as did his predecessor, from' the citys exchequer for doing Rawlins, and Congressman Suthernothing, his time being fully occupied with the Bamberger Coal company.. land, nor has he ever done anyIs greatly enhanced by the constant use of that delicious He has of course to give value for the : thing worthy of more than a parabeverage salary he receives from the coal comgraph, except in the matter of openpany. If he didnt, he would soon be fired, but the city is more generous. ing the Indian reservation to the FlorIt pays him for doing nothing and alence Mining company, to the excluhim three more deputies than lows sion of the honest prospectors of this was necessary to conduct the busistate, and for. the benefit of a syndi of the department under his preness cate in which Payne, Odell and other decessor. The salary of the recorder, politicians were' the beneficiaries. however, is not large, only $150 a Just now Utah is the cynosure of month. The council really ought to all eyes. When the elections shall create another office for Critchlow. have been held, the assaults upon her of city clown would be eminently will begin over again. There will be healthful That and moat The appetizing refreshing, palatable, The recorder could fill it adfitting. many mean things said about Utah in existence. BAR. WATER AND TABLE the salary should be genand sparkling mirably and her people. During the coming commensurate with his abilierous, session senators of ability will relate fill ties to it. what ought to be done unto us wicked o IS A sinners here in the mountains. BurMaher in the Infant Class, rows will thunder at us and Foraker IDAN-HA WHEN Peter Maher and Jack Wllllama is going to toss some rhetorical bou will a Dubois started in our direction. bout at PhiladelQuets rise in his place and deride and decry 14, but it lasted less thn July phia, Club. Bar. Calm and Hotala. At (ir.t-cla- .a us and other grave and reverend seigtwo rounds. Maher was knocked neurs will have more or less to say down four times in the first round, THE NATVXAL MINERAL WATER. CO.. Ogden, VtsJk about us. And all through that tiand in the second was so wobbly rade of abuse and all through that conso badly used up that the Or MEGER&. LINDLEY, Agents. Salt Lake City. polle. tinual firing of eloquence, the senior bout. the stopped there senator from this state will sit Kurns Komurs, Aug. 10, what 1904-Mist- er an-par- ty hi-d- ra ur nt an-ute- hr - ns st alli-gatu- rs ed . . sen-itu- rs S.I ac-knowl- si-le- ns. The Pleasure of Living . EVERY MEAL FEAST IS SER.VED. six-roun- d |