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Show TRUTH. expin-sivSure this bein a Bill like a Because phen felly manes gets howld av a diligation it dig. An dlligations is coshtly tIngs. an Th omadhouns reads th In other finds out phat diligations s Is wort an then they raises shud kape such th price. Th av matthers out print. Tis demoralizin' to th morals av a community. Ill sphako to Perry an to Igy an to th little felly wit th flat wheeled vlce on th Tillygram an have thim suppress such tIngs in future. sta-atesma- YEARS TWENTY-FIV- E BEFORE THE PUBLIC e. ns pa-ape- rs sta-ale- Young Bros. Go. pa-ape- are sole agents tor the following well known PIANOS rs church does bo exercisin a autocratic an hierarchic aut'ority In electin mimbers av th twelve apostles to th sinit, an phereas, th Marmons has no business on earth, an phereas, we believe this twin relict av a barberous age should be exterminated; Resolved, that th Dimmycratic parthy in convention assimbled does pledge av Utah aff itself to wipe th sta-at-e th map; to banish th saints to except those what we kill in th meantime an' that their property be confis-cated dt "'Tis a good resolution, said the senator, as he hit the liver and bacon a lick that effectually and eternally destroyed its Identity as such, "an Im wit' him in th movemlnt. Twill nut th Dimmycrats out av business here. Twould mane me overwhelmin election. But yerra, av me own parthy should also adopt it. Och Hone, Och Ill Hone, lets not fink about it. .vrite a letther to Fred this da-a- y '.ommendin his pathriotic sthand an .irgc him to wanst more adhere to th doctrine av principle before parthy, And, havespecially th principle, ing obliterated all in front of him, the senator went down town to his office to consult with a few of his supporters in relation to the capturing of the primaries in San Juan county. Sene-gambi- a, siv-enty-fl- ve y. man-ageme- nt 38 MAIN ST. pa-ap- er tur-r-r-r- Mo-Gurrl- k. pa-ape- rs d. infor-r-r-rm- In-jiann- Anton Pederson, PIANO, VIOLIN, HARMONY. Studio, Clayton Music Co., Main Street. Monsieur .nd Madam de Loery VOICE CULTURE and French Conversation. Breathing and Coaching (or Opera a Specialty. 259200 Commercial Club Building. d. Spakin av th Tillygram, said the Vose & Sons from senator, suddenly switching strawberries to turnips, "tis mesilf Grown as sees lh manager has stharted anRichmond If Its no other guessln con-tesbetther nor th wan Perry had twill Royal be alsy to see phere Ill light. Tis me fer another defishit. Wirra, wirra, Blasius tis a har-r-r-- d counthry fer journalism phere ye have to give a planny to AND PACKARD ORGANS ivery subscriber or a chanst at tousand plunks In a lotth-erBOTTOM PRICES. EASY PAYMENTS. Ive me suspicions that a wouldnt be change av bad. Perrys run himself out; th little man on th avenin spinds too much time In th offis an Igy doesnt seem to have th ginger he o THE SENATOR MEDITATES. vanst. had. Im finkin' twill be a Interest-Bearin- g Securities, n over th Idiotor-ia- l good ijee to "Yerra, said the senator, as he managemint to Joe, wit Ben as an Yielding six per cent, compounded took some strawberries from the dish understudy. Perrys too blatherin en- twice a year, make an ideal investand In a moment of abstraction, due tirely. lie wants to use a file, phere ment. They can be procured from d do betther wor-r-rto close attention to a particular soft soap & Co., investment bankers, Then, too, ejaculated the senator, some over them salad Lake Salt topic, poured City. The investor holds abandoning his attack on the turnips dressing, in lieu of cream, "but tli for the purpose of executing a flank 'be security. We do the work. news frm 111 county av Weber does movement on some liver and bacon o see something in th hard Ill by, be makin' me wolld. Sure this felly DENIALS DONT COUNT. about mesilf. Th gorsoons la-atilA an (ilasmanns now does nawthln hut print tlngs annoyin s av about Parker an tli sta-at- e Senator Kearns denies that he has lyfone message frm Joe Phat th divil does we care disposed of his interest in the Silver mo that hes out fer tli sinit. Be gorra, continued the senator, his ab- about Injianny an who th divile Is King mine, but his denial does not straction continuing to the extent of Parker that he shud get more spa-aclter the fact. Perry Heath also departaking of the fruit without noting than mesilf? d nies tjhat he is to leave the Tribune. "but nuy error in its anointment, "Th little felly frm Idahoho, Du- That doesnt alter the fact either. theres always some way to get coin frm a man. Sure, twas meself as bois, was down to see mo tli other Jor a year Senator Kearns and a t'ouglit T had this gazabo phere he da-apursued the senator, doing ew of his asscciates and all of their wouldnt butt in, but th amazin rapaa Japanese movement on the liver rewspapers denied, redenied, denied city av some people is wondherfull. TIs so. Now how th divil will I and bacon; that is to say, making a igain, and denied some more the to call him aff wldout havin bayonet charge at It with a fork, "an statement of manago Truth that the San account as th hinl Ills brain fer th con- Pedro, Los th av fertility ? Angeles & Salt Lake RailIIol como down lieri av ceivin to calculated make th ijees road company had passed to the conwid tli diligation fr'm Weber, solid, an that manes "Some wan has to be Dimmycratic parthy av this sta-at- e trol of the Oregon Short Line Railseen, an' seen a plinty. look like tli last half av sixty clnts road company. All their denials did does be nearly equal to me own, or net a ter the fact as stated by Truth, on mo, too, Joes. Fred intends bein a diligate which is now not Tis croocl har-r-r-not denied any only continued the senator, taking some to th Dimmycratic pow-woin Saint more, but is admitted by everybody. more fruit and dressing, fer to Louce. Tis himself as .will get on It will be the same thing with the on resolutions. tink that afthor all th good coin Ive th' 'Tis Silver King and the Tribune. Kearns dhroppod round amongst th byes, himself as wants a plank inserted is out of the former and Heath is cut some av thim still wants, more. Bad which will road: "Phereas, th wicked of the latter, no matter how often or scran to th flyin divil av a diary-ma- n an vilent mimbers av th Marmon how vehemently they may deny it. phat sold me that milk, ejaculated the senator, perceiving his mistake for tlio first time, tis th worst stuff iver I ate, so tis. Wirra, wirra, tis not milk at all, at all. Fhat have I been doin? Sure thats a good joke on mesilf. Ill have to be afther tell in Joe that. Tis a good sign too Sure phen a man gets so busy work In his mind ho dont knaw th diff an rence bechune salad dhressin at a brain he has his 'tis milk, sign , so 'tis. Me oh my, but Im t. PROFESSIONAL OARDS. y. n Nora Gleason. Miss TEACHER. OF NVSIC PHONE 1fS9 1. BTUDIO, i9i m. rmmr The Anglers Toast When men meet to drink to those they love most, Let anglers fill up their cups (or a toast. Touch lip to no glass To proud dame or lass Who from gentle spore will tempt you to stray; But let your cups clink. Ye anglers, and drink A health to the fish, To the biggest, fish. The lish that got away! You lured him by craft; he fought you at odds In fair fight or foul, he splintered youi rods, Barbed weapon of steel You've oft made him feel, But, valiant and strong, he won every fray. Then fill to the brim And drink deep to him A toast to the fish. To the biggest fish, The fish that got away! What others youve killed with cunning and skill Youve never caught him and never you will. In brook, lake or sea The monarch is he Ye anglers, stand up and due homage Pay. Let every glass ring A toast to the King-Long life to the fish. To the biggest fish. The fish that away! Norman Jeffries Ingot New York Sun. LIFE IN SOUTH AFRICA. . y, do-flate- d, fln-ancee- rs sa-ays- d w com-mltte- o CALL AND EXAMINE OUR. NONPAREIL KRAN1CH BACH GRAND wor-r-rk- growin; Im growin. i upted th chane av tought as was on rackin me mind, tis crooel har-r-wan as has so much money as I have to be compelled to d k-ac- e circle in which everyone was related to everyone else, one might get some Idea of the sheer joy of life amidst 1,000 relations. o Manager in Luck. In casting the principals for "A Venetian Romance, the new comic L.opera, Frank Perley had a curious problem. In the list of characters are the Triplets of Tripoli, who had to be impersonated by three young women of the same height and size and resembling each other so closely that to distinguish them separately would be nearly impossible. TJie names of the - x continued the senator, fix"But, ing his berries right, "as I was sayin to mesilf, when th dhressin Interr- cir-cula-t- Where Polygamy Finds Favor With the Women. A recently published book on the Kaffirs of South Africa says: "The women are, on the whole, in favor of polygamy. Sometimes a woman who has a dozen other sisters, as they call their fellow wives; will go to a woman who is the solitary wife of a man and ask her if she does not feel lonely. No one can visit a large kraal such, for example,' as the king's kraal In Swaziland where there are hundreds of huts, and not feel that there is a certain charm in the social life of the place. It is a sort of college life and frequently my thoughts have reverted to my old varsity days and it has struck me that if one could imagine a set of men livirg in the old court at Trinity, surrounded by wives and children, with a social ed th prospect av diggin op more. Da.ynes Romrvey Piano Co. 40 RICHARDS STREET. -- girls with close resemblances are Car-- , rol McComas, Annabelle '.WWtford and May ConwelL " |