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Show 4. TRUTH. bankers 7 CHATTER. WALKER. BROTHERS . . .. Bankers. Established 1851 lilt Uki City. Utah Oaneral Banking Business Transacts! Rent. Safety Deposit Boxes For A That is the proper method of dealing ong enough to bear him throw a few, with all of the class mentioned. Now list a few, at the "board of revision (Being the personal opinions of the on hymn books and especially a few writer and for which no one else is in take this fellow who prints and pub- more. at the modern Hiblo revisionists. He has started lishes "The Devil. any manner responsible.) almost believe they would conclude A fellow- named Elrod, who lives out to lour down instead of building there was a boll after bearing him. o down in Omaha, has established a up nnd, as usual with fellows of his Securities, monthly journal, which he has chris- class, he inaugurates his first issue by a a at whack six preacher. Now, Yielding tened The Devil. It is a small pam- taking per cent, compounded - Interest-Bearin- twice a year, make an Ideal invest ment. They can be procured from & Co., investment bankers, Salt Lake City. Tlio investor holds ho security. Wo do tho work. a minister is no freer from criticism ban any other man! no more exempt hut in this case this snarling, imp of darkness, spits and shows his tooth .at the reverend alluded to just because the latter lias said something in the course of a sermon he, "The Devil, doesnt agree with. I note that "The Devil is re- phlet, with a red cover, suggestive of flame no doubt, and is filled with slush and drivel intended to be iconoclastic, but which is simply dishwatery in flavor and equally thin, in composition. The writer doesnt know Elrod, hut will wager a nickle that he has met with a misfortune that has soured him, or else never knew what ailed him. When one of these conditions afflict a human being, he always attempts to destroy some idea that Mc-Turr- in self-eon-stitul- cd n ceiving some complimentary notices at the hands of the press. The editor who wastes good space in showering cnconiums on a being, such as this others believe in and, under the guise one. ought to he put to death by being of puncturing shame, whoops it up for clubbed with an ink roller. the exploitation of his own peculiar opinions if such they are entitled to Speaking of ministers reminds me be classed. of the effort to rejuvenate the No one ever respected an iconohymn book still continues and a COMMERCIAL NATIONAL BANK clast; no one ever will. He may be board of easterners are endeavoring CAPITAL PAID IN, $200,000. read after and people may say at the to have cut out some of the old standALL IN BANKING ITS BRANCHES GENERAL time: What a smart fellow he is, bys. Heres hoping they may not sucDirectors James E. CoagriCt, John J. Daly, but all that he says is soon forgotten. ceed. They want to abolish Sweet 0. J. Salisbury, Moylan C. Fox, J. B. Cosgrlff, Turn to the I xml W. P. Noble, Geo. M. Downey, John Donnel- Brann, whose paper was at one time Hour of Prayer, lsn, A. F. Holden. read by tens of thousands, was one of and Seek Salvation and several oththe most brilliant of that class, but ers. They say we have progressed in who remembers anything he ever said religious thought and that we should NmiONAL BANK of tie REPUBLIC while on earth? It may be that a few use modern music. I wish old Elder of his devoted admirers arc able to re- Worrell was alive. I would like to U. 8. DEPOSITORY. call some of his trite and dirty expres- hear the old gnetleinan pay his rePRESIDENT FRANK KNOX. sions, but after, everything he has spects to the crowd that is taking libJAS. A. MURRAY. OF BUTTS. written and said is considered, what erties with Dr. Watts and others. Dear CASHIER W. F. ADAMS. did he do to make humanity any bet- old Worrell. He believed in bell fire, CAPITAL PAID IN - $300 000 ter that could not have been accomp- sulphur, damnation, eternal scorch, lished by ordinary newspapers in ordi- and all that sort of thing, and bow he Banking In all Its branches transacted. on of cities the drawn Exchange principal nary ways? It is true that he ex- would have burned up these impious Europe. Interest paid on time deposits. posed the destroyers of female virtue fellows who have revised the Bible who occupied high, and a few times, nnd want to revamp the hymn books. holy places. He succeeded in showing I sat under his preaching when I was W. S. MOCORNICK. ... DALY. up several ministers who permitted a little blue-eyeJ. J. chap and, PRESIDENT of conduct, and fearful, shivered when I though to line dictate their lust 8- H. LYNCH. MANAGER A 8a0. and the publicity he gave them was of the horror to come. Elder Worrcl terrific in its intensity. But while ho used to have a favorite text and ho Utad Savings & Trust Do. was hunting for a few of this class, he used it when over occasion required. forgot the hundreds of other classes It was: "Then shall He say also unto SALT LAKE CITY. equally as guilty and, while lashing them on the left hand: Depart, yo CAPITAL PAID UP ......$150,000 the small crowd with a whip of scor- cursed, into everlasting fire, prepare! SURPLUS AND UNDIVIDED PROFITS.. $44,000 pions, he shut his eyes to the hordes for the devil and his angels." The oh Interest paid on deposits. Loans on ap- from other ranks of life and permitted man would hair hang and breeze Iirored security. Acts as executor, admin eto. them to escape without comment. guardian, assignee, receiver, shako that congregation over the botTitle Guarantee Department: Iusnres tomless pit for an hour and a half; Titles and makes Abstracts. An iconoclast has no business living. sometimes two, while the brethren an sisters listened in silent terror. Bu He is an exaggerated pessimist In one that wasnt all. He had a bunch o guaiAlillUAAimAmAmAiiAAAiAUAAiAlAAiiAUg a. hyperbolated optimist in hymns that used to put the fear of g way and He another. imagines he is doing his everlasting to everlasting into folks. Utah Light & Power Go. fellow man a whole lot of good by One verse I recall: INSTALLATION. tearing down idols which we love and : There is a death whose pang ELIOTRI0AL.1 for which we are none the worse. 1 Outlasts the fleeting breath; Salt Lake i. ...Water 8400 H. Oh, what eternal horrors hang always feel like doing unto this class Salt Lake ....Steam 1500 H. Around the second death. came who 6000 . as did along the newsboy H. Ogden .Water Leased Plant.... ....Water 8000 H. a where In front of a residence group When the elder gave out the hymn of children were congregated. One litAS. tle chap was crying bitterly and the he seemed to linger over this particuSalt Lake 400 It Cu. Ft. Daily. P newsboy asked what w'as the matter. lar stanza and the energy and unction 60 M Cu. Ft. Dally. Ogden Oh, what, eterThe little one managed to gasp out he would inject into: had nal, horrors, hang, around, the, secont 7 8. MAIN 8TREET. between his sobs that a larger hoy insisted there was no Santa Claus. The death, was something tremendous. BALT LAK CITY. street gamin asked which one ant There was no organ In that country cmTMmwwvmwnwnwwwfmmTfWfFfrS when the lad had been pointed ou church and the hymn was always sung in either long or short meter. One o said : no the elder Starks would pitch the air So yer dont believe theres with a tuning fork, using the old scale, Santa Claus? THEODOSIVS BOTKIN, I know there isnt, replied the lad. fa, mi, la, sol, fa, and then everyThen the trouble began. The news- one took a hand. You can bet that the ATTORNEY as AND COUNSELOR-AT-LAboy lammed him in the bread basket, music made as great an Impression tapped him on his heat, put a mouse the sermon. n Salt Lake City over his ogle, jarred his slats unti Building. Dear old Elder Worrell. The grass they were loose and hammeredtohim adotherwise until the boy was fain has grown and the snows have drifted mit that there was not only a Santa thirty-fiv- e years over the mound Claus' but a God in Israel and severa fort other things. When he had thumped beneath which his earthly habitation forever rests. He has discovered long the skeptic until he had yelled the news kid surveyed the group ere this that Deity is not so harsh as If deres any odder with the remark: wot dont think theres he had pictured Him, apd eternitys wan o youse no Santa Claus, I will talk to him pleasures are now his beyond doubt. Still I cannot help but wish him back next old-fashion- VlCE-PRE- S. d VICB-FRBE- T. awe-struc- k ; - ; . ; W, Kelth-OBrle- pec-cavi,- " g Power of Thought. Although the power of thought Is often exaggerated, it is much greater than most people imagine, said a woman. Evil or depressing thoughts, it is said, create a literal poison In the blood, and hy producing enough of this poisen a man could actually think himself to death. Depressing thoughts depress physical vigor nnd load to disescs such as dyspepsia, which in the: trrn lend to still greater depression, and, once started on this track, the end la a mere matter 'f time." o . Definitions Illustrated. The difference-betweedelusions, illusions and hallucinations was thus stated by a doctor at a trial will "i toon place at Cincinnati: If a man thinks ho can drink all the whisky he can hold without being affected hy it. that is a delusion; if lie tries it some evening, aud on (he way home sees a lamp post and thinks it is a ghost, that is an illusion; if he finally gets home and in removing his shoes imagines they arc full of snakes, that is a n hallucination. o EBER W. HALL, Undertaker and Licensed balmer. 110 West Second South, PmatnfNo TaI 1010 o - Rim- op-pofif-tP - To Prevent Frost on Windows. As an excellent remedy against the freezing of shop windows, the Zeitung recommends the a mixture consisting of of application 55 grains of glycerin dissolved In 1 liter of G2 per cent alcohol, containing, to improve tho cdor, some oil of amber. As soon as the mixture clarifies it is rubbed over the Inner, surface of the glass. Tills treatment, it is claimed, not only prevents the formation of frost, but also stops sweating. Phar-rnaceutisc- he o Co-operat- ive Dairying. dairying is directly responsible for an increase in the value of Danish butter exports from about $5,000,000 to over $29,000,000. The first Danish dairy dates from Co-operati- ve 1882. Now there are 1,057 dairies in Denmark, comprising some 140,000 members and receiving milk s from 850,000 cows, or more than of tho total number of cows. The average price received for butter Is 23.3 cents a pound. o four-fifth- More Diamonds In South Africa. The frequent discovery of new diamond mines in the Transvaal and Orange Itivcr Colony is resulting in Important orders being placed with British manufacturers for diamond washing machinery. o Wild Rat of Somaii. wild burrowing rat lives Somali The in the sand, never coming above the surface. It feeds on bulbs and roots, and Its scientific name Is Iieteroce-phaljiphilllpsl. It was discovered In 1885 by E. 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