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Show Some men are too nails. Is badly executed. If you would get up go to bed without one. was derived. The less a man has to tell, the mere The Glenn Creek mining camp is on of Distribution A the Map Showing to secure an audience. lazy to catch the site of the most important discov- anxious he is the Mines Worked in 1932.. The gold output of Alaska increased ery of placer gold made in the inteThere ought to be a law to give a rior of Alaska during the seasons of from $2,500,000 in 1897 to about to jokes that are 21 years old. for a painting in 1902. ' Most of the Alaskan 1901 and 1902. The camp is about vacation miles nearly due south twenty-eigh- t gold comes from placer diggings. The woman who does not boss her. Few quartz mines outside the older of the town of Rampart on the Yukon with the lark husband is either a widow or a maiden. Poverty develops either a womans worst traits or her best ones. cess. The reputation for beirg funny is a serious load for a young man to carry The patience of some people is enough to give a saint that tired through life. If it were not for the lowly pig and his products, would life really be worth living? feeling. If a man doesnt know when hes well off some of his fool friends will tell him. There are people whose ideal of happiness is the day they can write a piece for the papers When men mix religion with politics, too often the religion gets lost in the shuffle. Most people seem to leave home principally for the purpose of finding something new to grumble about. Every man likes to talk about himself; consequently a good listener makes a desirable wife. Placer Mining in Alaska in 1902. Every honest voter has a voice in local government and in some places The black areas show the location of actual placer mining operations, mines, such as the famous Treadwell, river. In some places the pay streak thats about all he does have. near Juneau, are producing any metal. has a width of from twenty to sixty If the public is the third party to a The quartz mines of southern Alaska feet, and in one place a pay streak strike the other parties appear to go are being opened, and within the next seven feet thick is reported. The few years will add materially to the name gold placers are confined to the on the theory that three is a crowd. little streams and beaches within an mineral production of the territory. s area of about one mile wide and two At present, however, at least It is said that forty-nin- e languages of the gold obtained in Alaska to three miles long. are spoken in Boston, and some enThe Birch Creek region tributary to terprising natives are trying to make is coming from the placer mines. it an even fifty by learning to speak They produced $6,000,000 or more in the Yukon, near the Arctic Circle, is 1902, about $5,500,000 coming from also producing some gold. At various English. the Seward peninsula gold fields. The other places also a little placer minIf that New York doctor who eat purpose of the accompanying map is ing is being dene on small creeks to the Yukon. bring dead dogs to life can do any- to show the regions in Alaska whence tributary the prothing for political Grow Flowers for British. Shortens Journey by Many Miles ceeds from his practice will soon Flower growers in the south of From Liverpool to Yokohama by the make him so rich that he will noi a be will but route 9,820 France and other .favored climes find want to keep any dogs. miles. By New York and San Fran it profitable to send the products of JUST GROWLS. cisco it is 12, COS miles. their skill to British markets. three-fourth- ns trans-Canad- spinsters ideal man is one whe A . To where one design wins, forty accidents triumphantly achieve suc- Unless a nan has good backing he is seldom able to put on a bold front has-bee- CHINFAYNE. 1902 $8,-000,0- 00 Hanging Is too good that the important placer output of PLACER GOLD IN ALASKA. PHILOSOPHY. UP-TO-DA- How much more successful most of us would be if we would only pay attention to being decent . Instead of smart If there had been as much fuss over weddings in the early days as there is now, lots of us would never have arrived on earth. This is the kind of weather when the straw hat forms the acquaintance of the cold in the head, and the two walk the rialto in company. A mans worst enemies are those who give him a reputation for being richer than he is. Uncle Dick' in . Milwaukee Sentinel. QUIPS AND QUIRKS. One of the cheering things in life is death. Strawberries show the way the ice will say the word. cream goes. An ideal family hotel lacks all the discomforts of a home. is usually a of with a lot money. body A social somebody It is easier to die for an ideal th$u to live up to it no- Once give your temper the reins a?d youll ride to the devil. r The man who poses as a makes good by boring sensible women to death. lady-kille- My son, said the Old Timer, if youll take my advice youll never give vice to anybody. Any girl would gladly give up a chaperon for the privilege of calling i ome chap her own. Fitness of her part matters little to the actress if the fit of her gowns is perfect. up-to-da- " 1 -- - and. all points east Cannaetlng at Ogden Union Depot with ill Southern Paclflo end Oregon Short Une The only Transcontinental Line passing directly through Salt Lake CUy. Trains. is ITUNDIDLY After all, a marriage license is but another name for a lottery ticket. Though the world looks fair to the very young man, later on his view is apt to be' blurred by indigestion. 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SALT LAKE CITY ad- Mankind suffers from spasms of virtue and vice, but the former is the more easily cured. Ill condemn no mans weakness until I have wrestled with his enemy and perhaps not then. When Death travels on the wings of the wind added point Is given to the assertion that all flesh is dust The note of irritation In &e voice of parental authority is usually repaid with interest by the children. Every real estate office is a matrimonial agency, for no man can have a home until he has a wife. There be those who say he doesnt own it then, but these be false, knavish folk. Increase in British Exports. Last year British exports (43,159,-04tons) were over a million and a quarter tons more than those of 1901 6 |