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Show imHiMM MMiCLmUUmkiwii aKUUkSS55toXBSS3BUUflhi itieemeeCBtih II f I im Iirii I -- mm i'frnr t arn wnnr TRUTH. admiring friends in the east. IT WAS THE DUTCH. Since our old friend Lew the king of the minstrel world, severed his business connection with George Primrose, and started a company of his own, he has been coining money. Lew is now located at Manhattan Beach, where he delights the crowds with his automobile and airship stunts. A recent number of the illustraWorld gives him a half-pag- e tion, which is hot stuff. Of course It Dock-stade- r, wouldnt be fair to print his latest gags, for if we did the gang would shout chestnut at. him when he comes west to see us, but he has a corking good song which is too fresh to keep, so here goes: IT WAS THE DUTCH. There is no rear to it, either. Nor vice, but he is a full admiral er, that is to say, he is a complete admiral. In his capacity as a naval officer he commands an aggregation of jolly tars that are said to be the greatest ever assembled on the deck Lew alludes to it as the pinochle deck of any minstrel craft that ever floated. One of the features of the entertainment is the crossing of the bar by the schooner, In which the entire company participates. Dockstader has many, many friends here in the wild and woolly west who will be glad to know that he is making money out of the effete easterners, and who will anxiously await his coming to the mountains, that they may listen to his latest. o Who were the greatest race of men in The white man who assaulted and this or any age? And who, in this worlds history, were insulted a colored girt on Second South street a couple of days ago, first on every page? to Adam To whom did Father go buy when she was in company with her I his groceries? parents, received the castigation he And what brave nation was the first deserved. The girls father, a husky to eat Llmburger cheese? fellow, just lambasted the fellow CHORUS Dutch. was the Dutch. It It was the good and plenty, knocked him in the Could a Chinaman discover sauer gutter, sending him to sleep in such kraut? prize fight fashion that he didnt reNot much! ! ! It was the Dutch. It was the Dutch. cover such senses as he had for sev Who always led the world? It was eral hours. the Dutch. o Older Than the Christian Era. Who showed the English soldiers, Some workmen, while digging gravwhen the Boers and British met, el at Wenden, Saffron-WaldeEngThe English didnt know enough to a unearthed decoratland, very rudely come In. from De Wet? ed a quantity urn, cinerary containing outWho nearly beat the British, tho of dark earth mixed apparently with numbered ten to one; And who collected damages when old the cremated remains of a human being. The urn is probably 2,000 years John Bull was done? . old and of Celtic origin. o CHORUS To Ape London. It was the Dutch. It was the Dutch. s Two and a chimpanCould an Englishman grow whiskers froma we learn zee, cable, partook of like Oom Paul? e an dinner in the New Not much! ! ! zoo We presume this Yi.vk week. last It was the Dutch. It was the Dutch. Who first invented hair? It was the is another of the series of banquets by millionaires, of which we are conDutch. stantly reading. But why do they When Lipton omes to lift our cup lake these quaint names? Punch. o and take It o'er the sea. Yanin a Who bids us place Reliance Horse Rides in Auto. kee victory? Breaking away from a wagon at Americans each year, of course, proRheims, France, a horse dashed into duce a winning yacht. car, and leaped into But tell me, who designs our boats, or a passing motor seats. The chauffeur was back the have you all forgot? struck by its forelegs and thrown into were treated to road. Passeis-bthe CHORUS the novel spectacle of a horse riding It is the Dutch. It is the Dutch. alone in an automobile. Do you think that all the Herre-schoff- s o are French? Increase of City Tenements. Not much! ! ! From Jan. 1 to May 1, 1903, five It is the Dutch. It is the Dutch. Who built the largest schooners? times as many permits for the buildTwas the Dutch. ing of tenements were issued in the borough of Brooklyn as in the same Who filled our best society with Knick- period of the preceding year. The averbocker names? erage cost meanwhile dropped from exour started first Who was it that $15,000 to $10,000. elusive Holland Dames? Who makes the famous Holland Western Woman Golfer Wins. Th.e success of Miss Bessie Anthonj An ordinance confirming the assessment upon the property on the west tournament at the Midlothian of West Temple street between last week was highly gratifying to all side Fourth South and Ninth South Chicago golfers. Chicago players have streets; the east side of West Temin the past annexed their fair share street between Sixtn South and of championship honors, as the suc- ple South streets, and the west cesses of Professionals Foulis, Herd. Eighth side of East Temple street between W. Smith and Auchterlonie in the Sixth South and Seventh South open event, and of Amateurs Macdon- streets, in Sidewalk Districts Nos. 7, ald, Whigham and James in the ama- 8 and 20, for the construction of sideteur event testify. So far as the walks. Be it ordained by the City Council scroll of honor in the womens chamof Salt Lake City, Utah: pionship is concerned, however, there 1. That the assessment list Section is a distressing vacancy as far as made by the City Treasurer as corWestern names are concerned. Among approved and completed by the Hoyts, Underhills, Griscoms and rected, oard of Equalization and Review, the Heckers there is no name indicating heretofore duly appointed by the City a Western victory. If there Is any Council for that purpose, of the propon west of West side the erty abutting street between South Fourth Temple and Ninth South streets; the east side of West Temple street between Sixth South and Eighth South streets; and the west side of East Temple street between Sixth South and Seventh South streets, in Sidewalk Districts Nos. 7, 8 and 20, of Salt Lake City,, for the purpose of constructing sidewalks upon said portions of said streets, is hereby confirmed, and the assessments made and returned in said completed lists are hereby conin winning the chief cup in the worn-en- s firmed. Section 2. This ordinance shall take effect upon approval. Passed. by the City Council of Salt Lake City, Utah, July 20th, 1903, and referred to the mayor for his approval. J. O. NYSTROM, City Recorder. 22nd Approved this day of July, 1903. n, orang-outang- ; - eight-cours- y I Gin, ! that tonic for the throat? And when we wanted submarines, who built the Holland Boat? CHORUS It was the Dutch. It was the Dutch. Did Teddy Roosevelts people come from Spain? Not much! ! ! It was the Dutch. It was the Dutch. Who built up Dutchess county? ,Twas the Dutch. Since starting his new stunt in his latest improved airship Pickle, Lew has been christened "Admiral by hia AN ORDINANCE. mountains capable of upsetting the line of successes of the Eastern players it is Miss Anthony, and on her the hopes of the West will to a large extent center when the expert women players of the country meet next September on the links of the Chicago Golf club at Wheaton. o EZRA THOMPSON, Mayor. State of Utah, City and County of Salt Lake ss. I, J. O. Nystrom, City Recorder of Salt Lake City, Utah, do hereby certify that the above and foregoing is a full, true and correct copy of An oran ordinance entitled, assessthe dinance confirming ment upon the property on the west side of West Temple street between Fourth South and Ninth South streets; the east side of West Temple between Sixth South and Eighth South strets; and the west side of Work of Traction Plows. The power traction engines East Temple street between Sixth used on Western ranches will pull sim- South and Seventh South streets, in plows plowing Sidewalk Districts Nos. 7, 8 and 20, ultaneously 17 to 60 acres per day, or will plow, drill for the construction of sidewalks. Passed by the city council of Salt and harrow, all at ore time, with propLake City, Utah, July 20th, 1903, and erly arranged tools, from 35 to 50 approved by the mayor, July 22nd, acres per day. 1903, as appears of record in my ofo fice. The Wagner Memorial. meIn witness whereof, I have hereunto The unveiling of the Wagner set hand and affixed the corporate morial at Berlin will take place Oct. 1, seal my said City, this 23rd day of of and the musical fetes in connection July, 1903. therewith will last for four days. J. O. NYSTROM, (Seal.) 60-hor- se 14-in- ch City Recorder. Bill No. 83. Sidewalk Extension No. 36. THEODOSIVS BOTKIN o Great Colt Race In September. One of the important colt races of the present season is the Horse Review Futurity for trotters, meetCincinnat at decided be the to ing the last week in September. Final payment in this stake became due a few days ago, and the returns are such that it is certain a large field of , ATTORNBY AND 8 COUNSELOR-AT-LA- ? W MtUtedtr young trotters will face the starter in the $6,000 event. Twenty-nine are now eligible to start, as shown by the list below, and the most prominent are Miss Wiggins, The Pacolet, 2:18, both 2:17, and records made last season. high-clas- s o : May Be Wreck of Troopship. It is suggested that the wreck . re- cently discovered in Dublin bay may be that of a troopship which went down in the bay in 1815 with troops returning from Waterlobr . |