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Show T RU T H. 10 THE SENATOR AND COG. Cog, me bye, said the senator as the pair discussed strawberries and cream at breakfast, tis mesilf as does be havin a new job fer yez. Tis d not a wan, continued the senator, noting the quick look of alarm, on the face of his secretary, but twill require yer untirin efor two, an ll forts only fer a da-abe th manes av yer not goin down inti th town beyant whilst yer har-r-r-r- y sendin in an occashunal tellygraft about me worruk, but th gorsoon-bo-, th scaramouch must hov gone on a vacation, fer divil a wan av mes seen annyting Ive done in th papers at all at all. So phen th departmint writes me that me untirin efforts in behalf av this owld gazaboo, Timple Shart, or Shart Timple, I disraymim-ber- s now, had got his penshun, wid some back pa-aI writes him a letter. y, Ye ought to knaw about that letther, Cog, fer ye hammered it aff on yer own machine. Well, afther yed gone frm th offis I tuk a copy av th let- ther an gave it to Perry. He axed Dye mind, Aggie, me to let him hov it an I did. Well. phat lives in th house beyant? Ye He sint it to Phlpple, th bye phat does. Well, phen she was aff visitin does th worruk up in Ogdin, an axed th owld counthries av Asia she him to see Timple an see av it was brought back a couple av thim furrin right. Av coorse he did, an th letdivils phat they calls Japs fer nurses ther was Twas a grate fer th childher. Aich wan av th lit sthroke. printid. tie wans has wan Jap. Divil a wan av J J me cares phat others do av coorse, but "I see th ginral what commands th bad scran to me an Id let a child av milishy has called th byes out fer th th true fait be eddlcated by a but thats not prats ailin me prade on Friday. Kape yer eye on avic. The Japs does be bringin th th Rifles, Cog. Luk at an rowlin wor-r-r-rki- n at it hay-thi- n, Kear-r-r-rn- s childher down ivery da-a- y thim on me grass an I wants ye to till stop here an shoo thim awa-anot 'Tis they gets out av th habit. fer th likes av thim Ive sowed grass seed and hired min wid lawn mowers. Terra, but Id th grass grow here because 'twas grane an reminded me av th land av me ancestors an to luk at Shoo thim away. Cog, thats a dear good bye, an phen Teddy comes Ill fix it sos ye can get a pla-ac- e in th line so ye can see me an him phen we passes by yez. y ) th nate uniforms what they wears. 'Twas trough me untirin efforts th govermint sint thim to Utah. Wir-ra- , continued the senator, as he took some more berries, Twas mesilf as was wishin Teddyd come on nor a Friday. Tis anny other da-ad so fer to get up a breakkus av fish and eggs. By'th wa-anixt time ye tilifonys fer th tell th dark to put in a tin av ko-ky har-r-r-r-- y, gro-cerie- s, o. Tis but a shart time now. Cog, continued the senator, taking another uowl of the fruit and covering it with milk, which he ate with great gusto, before th prisidint ll be here atin brekkus wid me an a few av th best av us. No, yell not ate wid him, Cog. nor anny Nayther will th av th help. Im not proud mesilf, Cog. Ive ate wid th help, hov tuk me pie in me hand mannys th time, an so far as Im concerned mesilf Id not care, but dye see. phen Teddys at home at th White House he makes t (By C. M. Jackson.) alert and quick, mand. of day; or break No respecter of persons am I high midnight For at evry click of the clocks dull and low must note to my matick theres a soul to carry away. ndates give; I ride the waves that dash to bits the When I call them each and all must ships on the rockbound shore; go; lam here to kill all who live. My voice is heard thro the tempests lips it speaks in its deepest roar. Im to vice confusion, to virtue peace, I work mid the flames that scorch out to sinners a terror grim; I am everywhere, 0. Choice Veneers. breath; The pure and foul, In mirth or care, must yield to the Angel Death. SOLD ON EASY PAYMENTS WITH NO INTEREST can have a little spread all to in th basemint. Twill be nice an quiet like an I knaws yell enjy D&ynes Music Co. & Yerra, Cog, continued the senator taking some more berries, but its been th divils own worruk sindin out me invitashuns to th brekkus. Ivery wan wanted to butt in. Divil a wan that iver knew me at th Park but wanted an invite. An there was folks right here in th city what hasnt got more nor a hundred thousand dollars to their names as tought they shud hov th right to come an see th prisidint feed. Gwan I says to them, I its not th likes av ye that th likes av me ll be inwitin to see th likes av him. Im runnin no boord-i- n house. Av ye wants to ate wid Teddy go. to Washinton an Ill get yez an Invite to go see him an maybe hell be afther axin ye to stay fer dinner. So th compny ll be very select. I knaws that fer I selictid thim mesilf. I've barred all th newspaper min. Av coorse Perry ll be there, but no wan cud call him a newspa-ape- r man. 74 MAIN 5TR.EET. it es GENERAL J ESTABLISHED 1840 I To some I open Did ye notis th send off I got frra Ogden? pursued the senator, again taking some berries. "Twas a fine wan. Dye knaw phen we left Washinton I towld that felly, th doc, to kape me name before th public by - sv r ft Rooty ft ft ft ft ft ft welcome the the portals be- spirits of peace, to some, doors of despair. 1 ever watch the souls flit by, for once they have entered In No Death theyll know, either up on high, or down in the realms of OVER sin; m BY INSTALLING A :ft to there; AGENTS. 100,000 SOLD stand at the gates of the lands yond, sa-ay-s, Jt Ji The murdrer feels his terror increase as I stand on the gibbet hy him. I come as angel of comfort when a tired soul seeks its end; But a fiend in shape I appear again when the evil away I send. I kiss the lips of the wrinkled face which has looked down lifes pathway; But I smite with horror the wrong and base the wicked, old and gray. To one Im a being of holy light, a refuge in time of woe; To another a demon of endless night to summon him down below. Im welcomed here. Im dreaded there, yet to me all surrender Durability. Vnsurpassed Tone and Touch. Handsome Cases. con-fli- ct yer-silv- strike the rich with a flaming sword the poor with a ruthless hand; ' I summon the strong with a simple word, the weak heeds my com- I THE SONG OF DEATH. Renowned for Great th hired gurruls ate in th kitchen wid his an I dont want to customs. So an habits ye an reglar th chef an th rist av th hired folk j. star-r-r-r-- ts THE PEOPLE'S FAVORITE. go-verne- ss, i life; I am there in the awiul Th apostils cornin an he dont take wreck; tay nor coffe. I wisht th doc was here too. Twill be a quick Job Ill hov, I smile at the scenes of awful strlf when the red gore dyes the deck-Agettin ready. Th prade ten the chasms edge I pause and wit at ends at nine t'irty. It tirty. at ends for victims to come to me Teddys speech an mine I me lurk hy brooks in sheltered nook, only eleven fifteen. That gives and flit oer the rolling sea. a quarther av an hour to drive home, down couch of the sick I linger near At an the me suit dress get get inty I in the banquet hall; on sit time. to th table To speak my name is to summon J Fear; Im dreaded by one and all. Well, concluded the senator, finishing his remarks and the berries I tear the babe from its mother's Ill be goin now. breast; the child from its father's simultaneously, arms; Mind ye shoo th Japs aff th lawn. ones I from each other wrest Dear Use plenty av th Gaelic phen yer do' affection for me has charms in it an maybe theyll undherstand I part the husband from his wife the matron from her son, it. Honoi mon dioul tis mesilf as feels like usin someting else phen-ive- r While sweethearts many have given I sees thim cavortin on th lawn, up life and lovers tears have run. anoo thim aff, Cog, shoo thim aft1 The blushing bride I snatch away And then the senator ordered his from the very altar rail; to him out to take And handsome grooms, so bright and brougham brought the street car. gay, Ive touched and have seen o grow pale. cai MANOsT Ji I 1 Bell Telephone You can talk from your office or residence In the place of beauty, where all is bright, where the angels ever sing Or down in Hell, with its red fires bright, where the shrieks of the damned souls ring. When Ive summoned all to their final fate; when the last one passes by, Then Ill sit and wait outside the gate till the time when I shall die; For, like mortal man, whom God designed to yield his fleeting breath, fifr Therell come a day In eternity when there a be no Angel Death. 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