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Show T RU Not on Piecework. HOUSEHOLD FAIRS "How are you getting on at new place? asked a lady of a your girl whom she had recommended for a situation. "Very well thank you, answered tH iiFamily Tolaon Book. It would bo nn excellent Idea for every family to have a little book giv- jng briefly prompt antidotes for various )poisons," said a prominent New York the girl "Im glad GlnnilBK Stain. to remove pitch and. tar stains rut It stand for lird on the stain and let hours. Sponge with spirits of to hear it, said the lady; "your employer is a very nice person, and you cannot do too much for her." "I dont mean to, maam, was the innocent reply. doctor. "Physicians know that there scores of cases of accidental poison His Little Avocation. never jug heard of outside of the family g "But," said the bright and concerned. Ive had several cases of young woman, havent you by nn accidental dose of tho any pursuit to follow for the slmplo poisoning chloroform and aconite liniment that love of it in the hours when you are almost every one keeps, and one worn-p- n not at M good-lookin- your office? gave her child muriatic acid that The great and powerful organizer of trusts stood for a moment abashed by jwas kept for cleaning the marbles. "Prompt action is the great thing in the simple candor of a young girl. cases of poisoning. By the timo one Then a ray of Inspiration swept over pan get help from a doctor or druggist his countenance, and he answered: A Useful Bench. it is often too late to save the patient. a Im collector. "Oh, coin yes. A few antidotes for the common One of the most useful contrivances little is a make can poisons would be easy to learn. Still, the home tinker Aid. Municipal three and if there was such a book I suppose wide about a foot beauty, grace Miss remarked "Well, Innocence, feet long, supported on end pieces "Yes, said his fair listener, sympa "the government may not believe in Wst persons would be too much exto use it In time of emergency." found will be ibout ten inches high. It thetically, "you poor man, you do want women taking the initiative in mat- cited New York Times. when placed them all. the greatest comfort ters of love, but this city certainly across the lap of a sick person In bed does. Getting Rid of the Cause. A Pleasant Suggestion. to rest the tray of dishes upon, taking "I dont see how, replies Miss An Doctor (fliuling palient sampling a the weight from the limbs, so that one with more interest than might bottle of whisky) Here, here, my tike, may move without upsetting the food. have been expected. man, that will never do. That'B the Paint It red, so that it will contrast The Its as plain city cause of all the trouble. Facetious print. cheerfully with the napery and china. clerk is advertising for sealed pro; Patient Well, then, fill your glass, Nothing that requires', so little work doctor. Now weve found the cause, posals, replies Miss Innocence. and trouble as this is could give the the sooner we get rid of It the better. satisfaction it does when in use. Make Only Death Is Sure. Glasgow Evening Times. one and see for yourself. "Dolly, said the sick Mr. May Be Valuable Habit. to his little daughter, "has it ocThe kinkajou, says a traveler, eats curred to you that papa might die Room for Sorrow. his food and drinks while hanging by and go to heaven? Mistress "Poor, darling, little Top-sy- ! No, replied the child, "because 1 its tall in the Brazilian forests. Well, Im afraid she will never recovif rents follow other necessaries in asked the doctor that very question. er. Do you know, Bridget, I think the price, the kinkajou habit will become "And what did he say? kindest thing would be to have her "He said: I dont think he will, popular. New York Telegram. shot and put her. out of her misery! although, of course, he will have to Assured of Quiet Deed, majn, I wouldn't Bridget die some day. do that Sure; she might get better, Tommy Can we play at keeping a after all, an then ye4 be sorry yed shop In here, mamma? A Timely Warning. had her killed!" Punch. Mamma (who has a headache) Deer "Now, my child, said the Certainly, but you must be very, very Mother, as she selected a nice Place for the Little Deer, "if you want to quiet. Taking a Contract, Tommy Well, well pretend we. Farmer (wearing long boots) Hey, see the Real Thing in Deer Hunts, sit advertise. Sonny! Dye want tew- shine em fer here by the Roadside, and be Careful dont I went to New York the other day, a dime? not to Move, or the Hunter may take My wife vent not with me; Nerved Up. Some gals said pertly, on the street Bootblack (looking .them over) you for a Man and Shoot you. he? a That he masher Can poor young Snoblelgb Gladys How far up? For the Deer Mother was Whal to kiss me! actually dared and read the daily Papers. Other People's. could he have been thinking of? How True! asked the "Do remember, you Ethel His debts, probably! Puck "I have noticed that babies always In the Art Gallery. that you and promoter, lawyer have very open countenances. "Yes,; young I would never be rich? I once said specially about midnight." . .. 9 rather think I am on the road to Q last. " riches at unuuuuimmimiumuiimiiiAAAAAAAAA i I never said you would "not be THEODOSIUS BOTKIN, rich, answered the elderly cynic. I only said you would never have any ATTORNEY money of your own, and I still say so." AND COUNSELOR-AT-- L AW. SS 5 Nbr S lla-ILpentine until the stain Is removed, should be fthe color of the fabric chloroform changed, sponge It with restored. and the color will be .Not What He Meant. n A authoress was ones talking with a dilapidated bachelor, who retained little but his conceit It is time now, he said, pompous ly, "for me to settle down as a married man, but I want so much. I want youth, health, wealth, of course, well-know- High-rolle- r - Up-to-Da- te Ml-- ! I . i Ww sKES? M McDovaB, Salt Lake Oitv You say Ift AO D.Q MoDOWELL A OARPENTER. ....otriOMriis Diseases ef Women a Specialty. Graduates of the Dr. 8. 8. Still Colleys f Osteopathy, Dei Moines, Xa. Xzamiaatlom Proa. ROTJ2SL,0 Wanted Him in the Family. "Reginald, she said, to a wealthy young dandy who had been paying his attentions to' her, I would like to ask you one very serious question. What is It, my dear? he replied. "Would you object to marry mamma if I refused you? You see, we really . dont want to lose you. tv t v TTf TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT w. h. clark, s;ss;B. i Mining Stocka and Inyestmants. Money to Loan on Stocks. Phone 181. 22 W. Second South. 3 Miss Nora Gleason. Teacher of Mujic. i a9 HI 9 eruoioi g taif.rmareo. The Inventor's Triumph. that Arbiter's inventions have made several men millionaires, but did he ever make anything out of them?.' Oh, yes; he was singularly successful with his devices in that respect. He made enough to perfect all of them. Indianapolis News. K g " Phone I28P. f fi- t i Just an Appetizer. "I cant imagine anything more unboardsatisfactory than a meal at our chronic grumb- ing house, said the "No? replied the impressionable young man. "Evidently you never got a kiss from your best girl over the telephone. I m.m . ' Winter Quarters Suiuiyaid Clear Creek Anthracite Nut, Slack, Lump All Sizes. Castle Gate D. H. SHARP, Agent 73 8s. Mein St, Telephone 429. "Were these ladies disappointed by their dressmaker, mamma? Good Advice. Soms people tell you they give goods sway. I do not, but I do claim that I can save you 15 to 25 PER CENT If you need something In the line or a Watch, a Diamond, a piece of Jewelry or a Fine Clock. I sell only New and Sellable Goods, with an absolute guarantee or your money back. -- When you dont know what you're talking about, keep still. Bya wearing SAL. SICKLE, thb jeweled a wise look, trimmed with lurking WATOHBS. DIAMONDS. ilSWBLNV to bluff along AND OLOOKS. smile, you may be able litIf f Mall orders siren without anybody finding out how tle you do know. Exchang a prompt attention Is |