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Show of an trouble in a family as the coinage plan American mesmerist, who has doubt- did in the government. o less influenced his mind to such an NOW comes a story that citizens of extent that he does not want longer to rule. This story is fishy. A mes- the vicinity want the government to merist with a czar under control construct a large reservoir ill the Salt would never let him abandon the River valley. This is right. The throne. Nit. He would keep him Democrats who sailed up there Nov. there reigning" right along and life 4th arc entitled to some consideration. for- him, the mesmerist, would be a o continual picnic. THE SENATOR AND COG. that he is under the control - o WHO said the Cubans were not fit for Why the dear boys have already had a labor riot self-governme- and several have been killed and wounded in an attempt to suppress it. Cuba is now entitled to a seat in the front row of civilized and successful nations. o is much jollity going on in THERE the eastern press over the name of Apostle Reed Smoot. The St. Louis After all, says knowing so little of him, the papers should not speak too harshly of Smeed Root or Mead Goot or Seed Root, or whatever his name is. Globe-Democr- at o Ar-r-r- yez an ingrate? he says, not to raymimber how I fought fer yez? Howl wint to th aut'oritics an towld thim ye were k good man? How I towld thim An yed be afther doin thim good?towld not that do ye ye raymimber me that if Id help yez then, two years frm then yed be wid me? he says. Tare an ouns, Cog, but phat he I dinnaw. But mint by an I says to him, Yere dodgin th question agin, I says. An wid that he left me. Since thin th dawshy scara(by Special Marconigraph.) Well, Cog, me bye,' said the sen- mouch hasnt had a worrud to say to its mesilf whkt tinks he ator as lie threw himself into his seat, me. An manes me no good. after his third trip to the diner, "Its J v glad that I am we're away frm th Now ye sec. Cog, th place Im in. thrilcs an tribulations av politics, an If Reed goes to th sinate Im in a wanst more on th way to th divil av a fix two years hincc. Fer sate av th gover-min- t. D'ye knaw Im worritin', Cog. Th long legged Cog, alanua, twas time I was gettin pun con has ability, an wid th pull away tu. What wid Daves bein a av th church behind him in th other candydatc, an Perry havin an eye states, he might make a betther show-i- n on th job, an owld McCornick butwid th adminstrashun then mesilf. tin in, an' this felly Garge Suther- I dont want this felly Sutherland land snoopin' round, an Reed cuttin' elicted ayther. Bechune ye an me, tinkin av Reed dont more ice than 1 tought he wud,':!twas Im afther stand fer to will he'll trow his mesilf as ciuldcnt get matthers to Gafgfe. Bot dv thim must straightened out at all at all. But be downed some way or other. wid me away frm th scene av aca J tion, 'tis no haithershin av mine. Th press av th counthry, Cog, Sure, all t hov to do is to find fault dont want Smoot. Th do whativer way it goes. Tis mesilf as be filled wid stuff about him. .Th r, can worrit thim all fcf not doin no matthcr which way tit day befufe we lift I sint fer Perry out. He kem over to th offis an I says to theres lien, th1 bis Bo&thoon, him, I says: Phy dont yez tur-r-- n who docs lie. doin, nawthin but restI says loose at Smoot? in' all t'rough th cainpane; Ill hand th a T Sure him wan or two phen Perry's grate mon, Cog, if he gets a clianst. be Ben's good natured tu. Hell sthand does frosty all av th' time. fer annyting frm me. Sof th ting "Twould not do to opin up on him y I all at once wid th Trib, he says. An out him phy not?' I says. Th other fellys all wauls, Ill t'row th hooks mty knaw ye're th sole owner, he says, fer satisfaction. Dye knaw Cog, these Marmons an 'twould give thim a chanst to say double hq says. do he havin wondeful mimeroies. vc we're playin it Ye'd tink now alanna, that none av Lave to me, he says. Illi see th thim cud raymimber fer two years back, but they docs. Whod hov I conned th .push inty tought whin sendin me to th sinatc an prom- thulaV kfthcrw.e lift. Four ijollums,-a. more Fo.conTe. Twas I grate ised Reed av hed help me to go, hed, ( s'thrdke. j ;f call me attintion to it this time, an j insist upon me karin me wurrud. Be th same token Cog, I'm '('inkin to afther.we'get Smoot aff th mcsill' twas that gossoon Ed Loose track, Cog, thin comes th' tug av war. what towid him. Sure lie does be Theres Garge to. put away. An Ive always shooling round. Millia mur-tlie- r, me doubts about connin owld man but pliat a crack Ill be afther takin at him some time phen he McCornick agin. Sure he axed me th wants some wan appinted a chap- lasht time he saw me, about that cablain. inet job I promised him. Ive me Dye knaw, Cog, now that were suspicions av him. I can take care away fr'm th place, twas mesilf what av Perry all right All I has to do niver wanted Reed fer th sinate. wid him is to say, Get back to yer That is not till afther Id got his sol- cage or Ill fire yez aff th boord av emn wor-r-r- d that he'd help me phen di'rcctors an cut ye aff me pay roll. th times come fer me to run agin. Hell go. But th other two. Wirra, D'ye mind th time th tea parthy was wirra, theyre th divils whats caushild down in Pro-vo- ? Ye do. That in' mc hair to grey. Fer was th' opporchunity fer th long ye sec, Cog. I wants Dave fer me college. Hes th what wud do legged gazabo to state that he was a as I towld him all av th time. Hed candydatc fer th sinate.,- He tuk it nivir gel in mc way an hed be bandy tu. Afther he'd towld th owld la- fer to pay fer a dinner wanst in a dies an gintlemin an' th, rayporthers philc. Sure phen yez entertain 'tis expinsive. Ye rade in th what was there, an th' artists hed about Hanna atin earned sint fer to take fortygraffs av th im- - beef hash, an th prisident bein fond pressin scene, he kem.Jo me an he av boiled beef an cabbitch. But I says, say he, Sinator, yez wid notices phen they ate wid me alme in th fight? "Tis th question ye ways takes two bowls av they terrapin shud hov axed me befure th gatherin soup an asks fer a secind helpin av assimbled. I says. Im wid yez con- th canvass back duck. ditionally, I says. Phsft' condition Alyez wid me two ly?' he says. I now? fr'm years says? Was I not wid yez two years ago? I says. Ye in it. It's up to Perry an Joe an in touch. Av might hov been, I says, but really to get th me shart, I says. don t theyll hear frm me. An That's not th question, I says. Th uV thim 'll lose th letthers I sind he got mad. I i I4 Nora Gleason. t Teacher of Mtistc. . Jf Phone 1289 i. mruOiOt lafi.pmtrto. W. H. CLARK. 9 S5SSJ- -. Mining Stocks and Investments. Money to Loan on Stocks. j 22 W. Second South. Phono 181. HHH'H1'H HUDSON SONS & GO. BROKERS ROOM S WALKER BANK Ar-r-r- in-gra- -e TELEPHONE BUILDINQ 85 Powers, Straup & Lippman, UlOCKj C3gl6 a i T- L A W. Cor. Second South anp i West Temple Sts. Telephone pa-ape- No. 1101 y. pa-ap- er sa-ay- s: o The local section of the Socialist party is preparing for an elaborate social to be given on December 3rd at the Electrical Workers hall, Jennings block. Speeches, music, songs, recitations and refreshments will be the order of the evening. This promises to be the greatest affair the Socialists have yet had in Salt Lake and everybody without respect to creed or political affiliation is invited. There will be no charges. bet-the- tur-r-r-r- ns goos-thcnunfoo- dlc Arra-musli- a, tur-r-r- ns er and well baked every day. Vienna. Model Bakery. MAX SCHMITZ. Prop. Phono 1482 j ThirdjSouth St.. Sall.Uke City ..SEE.. California. to--ph- con-tra-r- sd 30;: : Jori iA Delightful Place to Visit is-iq- Sir: v.' A Profitable Place to Live i)3 mr' Greatest Play Ground on Earth Famous Places which everyone wants to see. Invest in a ticket to CALIFORNIA and secure rich dividends in HEALTH, PLEASURE and WEALTH. tur-r-r-- rn la-a- e Fine bread and cakes fresh baked U pa-ap- er rs -d - 19 pa-ape- rs te . ATTORN E YS-A- Well, well, tis but a day or two mor2 phen Ill be sittin' in mc sjllv torial seat. But a day or two more until th back home will be fillin' collums about me. See to it, Cog, that none av thim gets in annyting ik8 that Th Mirror, did lasht winther. 'Twas th Doc's fault. Sure he writ somepin about me an tuk it to th idiotor. 'Twas a good story, tu Phat do yez tink. Th conies out an Th followin W wash was brought to this offis by waJ Doc. Jones, th privut sicretafy av Sinator Kear-r-rn- s av Utah, wid a that we request print it. We comply wid th request. Twas a dead give let that happen Dont away. Cog. I firin was near th Doc. when agin. I saw it, but he said he hadn't paid thim annyting, so I let it pass. ar-r-r- -c pa-p- Miss -e . AN EASTERN man declines to live with his wife because she persists in keeping sixteen dogs. That old question of ratio will not down. Sixteen dogs to one husband makes as much 1 yez wid me two ayther. They'll burn thim as soon' I says. Dye knaw they gets thim. question is: years fr'm now? sin-ato- pa-ape- Mountain, Valley, Rivers, Lakes emd Ocean Reached rs the outhern Pacific ar-r-r- -e Company's Lines. Ar-r-r- -e la-a-- ds by rs For descriptive end Illustrative literature call at No. 20! Main St.. Salt LaJw p. B. QKAI( QomO |