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Show the senator and cog. By Cop, me wireless Telephone. bye said the secator as six bits he pushed a two dollar and cheroot into his face and lighted the same with a wax match costing thirty cents per box, net, Dye knaw I'm tankin 1,11 be afther havin yes go down to th market an buy me a toga, like they used to hov in th foine owld on droppin t'ings. Well, today ye go to th theay-t- er an drop inty a seat an stay dropped. Let yez vote iviry time, but go no farther. That's all ye hov todo. He did. I towld tli little chap- -' n, lain; ye knaw th' protestant telly what's do Cog, some praygoin' to in fer th army whin I gets trougli Ax-to- wid him here, he shud make himsilf conspcuous iviryphere. That he shud sicoud th nominations. of all me slate, get tin in his wurrk from time to time. Sure lies a grate little nion, tu. lie obeyed me worrds to th letther an wint th route from the boss of the brewery to th bishop of th Mormon church. Seize Her was th' days whin Julyus A Teddy Rosenfelt of th Homans. called thim then, toga praetexta, they hut wid th mixin o th Celtic wid th other tongues it were too harrud fer th payple to say it, so they cut aft th latther part of ut an it's toga widout tli praetexta. T cook thim Cog, but av tliim annyhow. Some say they is hist biled, others say we shud fry thim. Wet two an well try them bote ways. Ye see Cog aroon, it's a victhry we're afther cilibratin. In th good owld Brutus was th head push; days whin Kear-r-r-rof th impire and th Tom th at biz down forum; whin run th T. Axtin awn J tli was Mark Antony th side o at th shart prayers an said called biers, th wheelless drays they fer th repose of thsowls of tlislaugh-tere- d all th sinators had impror, festi-v- al on days, an be th same togas is mesllf token its goin to be in th style Get owld. th toga the first is if ut marnin tli in Cog an well be ting havin Joe an Perry up to dinner. I wud ax Den, but he might drop somens This nion 1. 1. Christensenll ray mi in be r me fer some time to come, I had him belted in th lamps fer keeps. From tli chairman of th slate an th attorney of tli munic ipality of th county. of Salt Lake, I've rejooced him to th ranks of private life in two weeks. Twas but a shart time since he was drawin th checks from tli fund to pay th expinses. As we sit here, Cog, lies . drawin' nothin but long breaths. An anither o thim showed up, tu Axel Steele. A Narweigian like Sweu lie wanted to be Justice of th leace fer th' city. Sure I had a mou named Clark, a felly of good owld Irish stock, Cog, an we nominated him. If yell scan th ticket from th top to th bottom, Cog, yell be afther notin that th' Scandaliooviaus didnt get smell. Ive no use fer thim, Cog, at all at all. Their tit wid Gustavus Adolphus in tli tirty years war, an sum av thim, bad cess to thim, worruked fer a year or two killin me own flesh an blood on the owld sod. Twas tli Danes, bad scran to all thim an their relations, pliat gave Ireland th worrust drubbin she lvir got. Ill revinge th wans what ristiu unmarked graves on unknown battle fields iu th owld cou n tli ry, Cog, befure 1 die. Our show window displays 18 handsome chairs, worth from $5.00 to $40.00 each. The price of each chair is reduced $1.00 each day until sold. Beginning September 20. WATCH THE WINDOW. H.DINWOODEY 41 FURNITURE COMPANY. confi-deuc- cyclone insurance befure th convention. His friends, th Honorable Borne Branch Store burg tryin to recall somethin can't think of. 41 ...116... Main Street. they 41 Twas a grate victhry, Cog, an wan which we sliud be tackful fer. Twas a tippical American affair. On th wan hand was arrayed th forces of eddica-tio- n We are Displaying the Latest and Most Approved Fashions in JC-J- C m m FU MIND MAIL ORDERS will receive prompt and personal attention. REPAIRING AND REMODELING of all kinds of fur garments promptly attended to. MEHESY, BRANCH, 11 6. MAIN STREET, .4$ -- 41 Well Cog, its Teddy ll be glad whin he hears phat weve done. Teddys me frind. He knaws phat Ive bin up against Tis him what ll be wirin congratulations on tli result of th contest Take a message Cog. To liis prisideot of th United 1 commisserate ye on th States. breakin out of th fever sore on yer right hock, an that tli pain may be lessened will infor-r-r-r- m yez that th of th county of Republican parthy Salt Lake in convenshun assimbled, hov this day turn down th would-b- e reform elemint an elicted th entire ticket selicted by mesilf. If yez wud try Perrys Pain Killer ye might get betther. We hov thrown disorder inty th ranks of th opposition to yer magnificent administrashun an endorsed ye agin. Soak th wound in warrum wather night an marnin an dont take cowld in it. Utah Btaqs fer home rule fer Oirelaud, protection to th sugar beet, free trade wid the sugar producin republic of Cubya, closer relations wid th an mesilf. Signed. Yer frind fer ivir! That ought to catch him y,.th sity, We are offering at this time special inducements in the latest and best Furs, which we will not be in position to repeat later in the season. So if you can anticipate your needs in Furs, nows the time to buy. 41 Th gang worruked beautifully, Cog, aroon. Sure twas me had a meet-i- n wid some av thim befure time was called. Perry, I says, Ye ve wan chanst more to redeem yersilf befure. I ships ye back to thim phat sint ye. to me fer to board yez at th bist hotel in th city. Sit ye down somepliere pliere vez can watch t'ings an watch thim. Joe'll do th worrulc, I says, assisted by Callister an a fev more av thim. Ben, 1 says, ye've always been .grate ft See the latest and most beautiful line of FURS ever exhibited in this country. and this thing they calls refinement; on the other was mesilf an' me push, fortified by me barrel of coin. Th latther won out. Th scolarly crowd, consistin of such fellys as Boot, Jimmie Clinton, Lewis M. Cannin an th balance, was sint to th grass in tli first round. That ought to show th risin generation they shud quit school an take up a minin claim. Phats th use, Cog, of a bye losin time m readin up on th ancient kings, th deuces an th trays, whin by filin on th ledge, he can prepare himsilf fer th' sinate in half th time. 41 -- NOW OPEN E. B. Lindsay Rogers, th Hon-orab- le Critchlow, th Honorable Binner Hex Smit an th Honorable Arthur Brown is all of thim scatthered round th rs Tli colored trcops fought nobly Cog, but I had to give them th throw down. Snre I'd more white min fer places than I cud place as twas. He sides th nagnrs is. all right, all right. Ill see Bruce Johnson an wan or two av th others a day or two before elic-tio- n, or else get me frind Ezra to see thim, an 'twill be all right. Theres wan thing about tli nagur Cog. Ye can knock him down, and knock him down an knock him down wanst more an hell come right back to yez. There th same here. Sure th felly what nommynated Taylor was a ragin lion whin th convintion was over. Joe spake a worrud to him an he became a lamb right away. Did ye make a block, wid a cam cob pipe frozen in his mug, tryin, to figgerouthow much he'd hov bin ahead had he tuk out com-milt- ee an-cesto- 41 note Cog, how I did this felly Sutherland? Ye did. Grate wasn't it? Sure only a few wakes since tli scut was paradin round wid his whiskers elevated in th air, full of an other things, tellin e, himself phat hed do to me. As we are squattin here th night Cog, hes down in his office in th owld Masonic at th Scandahooviaus? thin on th way. 41 an lsen. dinnaw how they well hov wan Did ye kape yer eye on me, Cog, note how I took another ph wliack THE FURRIER, Fili-ponie- m Cog. The contract for furnishing the heating apparatus for the new Keith building on the old Walker house site, and for the Harmon block on East Second South street, has been let to P. J. Moran. Both are extensive jobs. Contractor Morans work can always be relied upon. His reputation in that regard enables him to get the cream of that. kind of work in this part of the state. . Knutsford Building. (BOWRINGS.) s, |