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Show T T R.U T H But the Elks Whatll we do in nineteen hundred and two. When the big herd comes down? LOS ANGELES Let em come up to me At Hills. They got to come in blind that - Tt wis 11 oclock on the first day of month of the year when Tell em to take the right hand W eleventh de Mange's brand; Los Angeles Smith in front At Dally ry met two posts AND A BAR. Its here postofflce f the The tired angel stumbling up the steep LuS ANGELESrHow are you cornin, Was spied by Peter," who helped him 0lj fSomin' like butter In .calf. ear. Thisover the line. is what Peter said: Im to pass the one with the head who started the new time. SCF1aB?" In the eternal quietude the angel spake out clear. father than Trilbys oryer rm "When we tithe the public funds they dead. was he after ivn years raise salaries 10 per cent a year. T ut Fred only smiled and let it pass; But this man took a tenth more such degenerate whims. llu was used to teranterler of each party man, the in Juice Then he poured And a fifth part of his taxes is more than an ass can stand. Awfdropped two eggs and a scorpion VISITING DAY. LOS ANGELES 7 mile and a half or two miles. The cost, which would have to be raised by special assessment against the property to be benefited, would he quite considerable, hut the advantage of having adequate sewer facilities would be very great. The property owners feel this, and it is only a question of a short time until they get together on the proposition. The matter has been brought before the county hoard, and if the people are willing the b oard will do what it can to facilitate the Improvement. riage with another woman wl th whom he Is living and by whom he has a family. Mrs. Hoagland then brought the present suit, which was tried and taken under advisement. Attorneys W. R. Hutchinson and G. M. Sullivan appeared for the plaintiff and Judge was for the defendant. fSLX1 Loof-bouro- w WANT SEWER CONNECTIONS. I . j in warmed up with the fiz; how he registered culls and told Jim scrubs; Smith said you are equal to John C. Stubbs At catchin onto the biz. JIM-W- ait till I get in a ringer onto ANGELES Im pullin for you, you bet, But I didnt get my politics yet, 1 say, though, its time! At Walkers bank Jim, who was forward, r&id Look at time; Boyd Parks painted red Los Angeles said: Its noon. it 11 H his head, Just then he uncovered like an arrow And straightened up On the meridian as the sun passed. LOS ANGELES I go against them for JIM ril two. at Hills at be down half-pa- st He walked easterly to State Turned north till he came to SEEDS. to wait) Striding as one without time and then He faced sharply to the west, Found himself in the shearing pen; Bucks, wethers and ewes, a hundred A a day, score or more were shearing away, One pile was wool, the other looked like hay. High on a sack sat Dennis Elchnor, boss, He was clippin 'em at both ends, And noachin em on the belly with a cross. deputy commenced to buck. And stood on his hind feet; He started in to run amuck, And all the rest began to bleat. 'si St. Dennis chanted above the din The word of Hyrum to him: A Put Hebes mark on both tips. Cut mine in on the flaps; The bishops take the clips, We get the pelts OUTSIDER & YAP. Here the "deputy bolted the fold, And led the bare-belliinto the cold. es k ST. DENNIS-D- id J W K v f? ,r ) jM Ml b The residents of Forest Dale and the vicinity south are feeling the need of sewer connections, and a movement is on foot for a concerted action to supply the need. It has been proposed to make the connections with the sewer from the county Infirmary, but that pipe is too small, and the only way would be to connect with the main gravity sewer, which would necessitate the building of a sewer for a distance of a Jims. Thev LOS . LUKES COLLECTION AGENCY. The Merchants Protective association, better known as Lukes collection agency, is an institution which for years has been a disgrace to the city. It should he suppressed, or at least compelled to confine its efforts in making collections to lawful methods. At intervals spasmodic attacks have been made on the Lukes, but the only ones which were at all successful were those of irate citizens who administered personal castigation on those who conducted the agency. Such methods, however much they may relieve the feelings of agrieved parties, are not as a rule productive of permanent good. A better method is by due process of law. The County Attorney has recently had about ten complaints against -the Lukes lodged in his office and is engaged in the investigation of their merits. These complaints make charges of forgery, duress, obtaining money by false pretenses, extortion, abuse of legal process and the like. County Attorney Christensen is disposed to prosecute the agency on any charge which seems well founded with a reasonable prospect of conviction, and the prospects are for the next few months the Lukes will be kept so busy defending themselves that they will not have so much time to attack other people. While merchants who extend credit must beyond any question keep a sharp lookout and use great diligence in making their collections, otherwise their losses would overcome their profits, yet their efforts to obtain what is due them should be directed in legal channels. There is a charge pending in Justice Lochries court at the present time against Francis G. Luke accusing Luke of forging the name of the Justice to a summons with the object of extorting money. John F. Boes went on a deer hunt- ing expedition in Tooele county on Monday and wounded a fine specimen of the tribe, which, however, got away and as night came on the hunter had to give up the chace for the day. He returned to Salt Lake, but set out again the next day and trailed down the wounded animal. . OFFERS CHOICE OF THROUGH TRAINS 3-FA- ST AND PULLMAN PALACE AND TO Denver, Omaha, Kansas City, St. Louis, Chicago, WITHOUT A . a Hj ka iV ri? it. ftl it? change. PERSONALLY CONDUCTED FREE RECLINING CHAIR CARS, EXCURSIONS, PERFECT DINING CAR SERVICE. For rates, folders, etc., Inquire of nearest Ticket Agent specifying the Rio Gbahsb Route, or write QEO. W. HEINTZ, Asst. General Passenger Agent, Salt Lake CHy. FOR THE CURE OF DRUNKENNESS OPIUM, MIXED FAMILY RELATIONS. COCAINE, The old case of Maggie Hoagland vs. ST. DENNIS Oh! Thou Almighty Smith! Frank Hoagland, which has been beIt is time for the work to begin; fore the courts for years, was again up Ive got the Scandinavian; Ive got you. for trial before Judge Hall on the peAnd Ill knock the stuffin out of Jim! tition of the plaintiff for separate mainSMITH Back up here tenance. Mrs. Hoagland sued for diStand upright on the land vorce and alimony originally, but lost Jim is coming and the case for the reason that it then He lnsea man. appeared that Hoagland obtained a divorce in the Colorado courts many Then Smith and Jim drank soda In the midst of the afternoon, years ago. Mrs. Hoagland then entered And they toasted to Cody, in Colorado and the divorce proceedings Buffler meats better than coon." was set aside on the ground of the deMrs. Hoagland not having LOS ANGELES- -I passed THE WORD fendant, been properly served with a summons. into one, 'nd ill tell you how I feel; This, according to the contention of I Mrs. Hoagland, left her still his legal pass it into the bunch, Only I cant do nothin to Diehl. wife and nullified his subsequent mar Hf- looked out when stuck em straight And All Drug Using, CIGARETTE AND TOBACCO HABIT8. ing v? 3 Scenic Routes. Three Distinct ORDINARY SLEEPING CAR8 Franks tell you that you could come in here? SMITH I was not brought to thee I came And seeing it was the tongue, St. Dennis came down off The sack. DAILY 164 E. First South St. W. M. BROWN, Medical Director and Manager. -- Lock Box 480. Keeley Institute of Utah - T , up, he was the prop that holds shy T''.-the gun. I stands up right, is walk is like a mans, ne8 got more grip in that one fin U53 the other flive with two hands. fij UM Cut out Sommers! ? critter with tow tails l; t r'l? ANGELES cut him out here at Hill's. Ill a,:'1! Ill blind the trail Posts and a bar. '7Vl us de Manges brand, Doily P iiime yow right hand; we only sot this far. Fi 'J do I heel in this round? ANGELES Cut out back trail to .... liquor Sunday! U do it on every neat foot .,77 critter that parts the hoof in town. -- id Lessee and Manager 4'.- . Office in Deseret National Bank 7k" INCORPORATED 8difdiQg:.v Capital 76,000,00. Telephone 142. & Sait Lake City;Utah. of |
