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Show TRUTH. Warren Foster sells insurance, not law suits: 30 Progress building. YEARS BEFORE THE PUBLIO TWENTY-FIV- E Young Bros. Go. Mi tola agents lor the following well known PIANOS Visi & Son Grown Richmond Royal Blaslus AND PAOKARD ORGANS BOTTOM PRIOES. BABY PAYMENTS. 38 MAIN ST. DEMOCRATIC TICKET. REPUBLICAN TICKET. VARIATIONS. For President Alton B. Parker. For President Theodore Roosevelt The thornless rose does not pay for For Vice G. President Henry For Vice President Charles W. the plucking. It is an anomaly in naDavis. Fairbanks. ture. STATE TICKET. STATE TICKET. Member of Congress O. W. Powers Grass widows are just in their heyof Salt Lake. For Governor John C. Cutler of in this vegetarian season. They Governor James H. Moyle of Salt day Salt Lake. look good enough to eat. Lake. For Secretary of State Charles 8. Secretary of State Levi N. HarThe athletics of life are the hard Tingey of Juab. mon of Price. For Justice of Supreme Court-D- an Attorney General, Grant C. Bagley of things we encounter in getting iel N. Straup of 8alt Lake. Provo. through it. For Treasurer James Christiansen Auditor J. W. Geiger of Park City. In spite of the various stories re- of Sevier. Treasurer W. B. Wilson of Ogden. For Auditor J. A. Edwards' of Box Superintendent of Public Instruction garding its colossal size, the pearl hidNathan T. Porter of Davis County. den in the oyster never causes strange Elder. For Supreme Judge C. S. Varian of ulation. One less imaginary fear to , For Superintendent of 8chools A. Salt Lake. C. Nelson of Sanpete. souls. For Judges of the Third Judicial harass our A. General M. For Attorney District Samuel Stewart, A. N. An elocutionist who a had severe Weber. Breeden of CBferry, W. C. Hail, J. H. Hurd. For Presidential Electors A. W. For Muncipal Judges Morris Som- attack of hives gave as a recitation Hamlets soliloquy, To bee or not to Wade of Weber, H. P. Myton of Salt mer, A. S. Fowler. bee," and was wildly encored. Some Lake, James A. Miner of Salt Lake. o Howell of For people are like cats they always fall Cache. Congress Joseph Lucky men always say it is dut to on their feet For Judges of the Third Judicial Displuck. trict C. W. Morse, M. L. Ritchie, Geo. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. G. Armstrong, T. D. Lewis. Little men in big places are a pubFor District Attorney F. C. Loof-lic nuisance. A man can make a good deal of bourow. not being a genius. A bird in the bush beats two in the money by COUNTY TICKET. hand for singing. A girl would rather marry anybody to have nobody to flirt with. Commissioners Long Term, John No one was ever handed a free than C. .Mackey; Short Term, D. Miller. pass minus the string. You can generally tell by a girls Sheriff C. Frank Emery. about a rest the of lot her. Attorney Parley P. Christensen. The Almighty puts long tails on garter Clerk J. U. Eldredge, Jr. horses and man cuts them off. Recorder P. O. Perkins. A woman may hate to go to the I. M. Fisher. Auditor because he does all the talkFits of abstraction are of frequent dentist Treasurer W. O. Carbls. ing. occurrence among pickpockets. Assessor C. M. Brown. Surveyor J. B. Swenson. a woman doesnt want her When Children who say smart, things soon Superintendent of Schools John W. husband to gamble she means she grow up and are lost in the shuffle. doesnt want him to lose. New York Smith. . i . ; G3&PK&HI23 No, Cordelia, a reporter isnt Press. neces- sarily a man who originates reports. AN OLD BACHELOR SAYS THAT REPUBLICAN CITY NOMINEES. City Judges Christopher B. Diehl and Joseph J. Whitaker. A bachelor often lives to marry the . A woman who suffers untold agony Justice of the Peace Dana T. daughter of the woman who turned is an exception to the rule. Smith. him down. Constable W. F. Hills. a woman 98 loses time cents Lightning recently struck an Ohio sheEvery worries a dollars worth. FOR THE LEGISLATURE, 8ALT man and .cured him of rheumatism LAKE COUNTY. so his widow' says.' Summer girls and baseball players For State Senators Stephen H. are season. for the only engaged Horses may become extinct, but the Love, Samuel C. Park, George N. Lawrence. donkey will remain with us until sod-a As cure love want for of the faith For Representatives William Pan-te. has ceased to be. is a better remedy than the faith cure. C. E. Marks, A. V. Anderson, 8. J. Stookey, H. B Cramer, C. 8. Kinney, When it comes to calling people Many a woman has secured a life- Thomas Hull, William T. Edward, H. from their beds the fire bell double long job by marrying a man to reform S. Joseph, William M. McCrea. discounts the church bell. c r, IXIStmflQQSC him. FERGUS COMER That man who marries a woman ior When age brings a woman wisdom her money usually has to work overshe begins to sit with her back to the time for what little he gets. light. MUSIC 39 MAIN STREET COMPANY Next Door Z. C. M. I. Have the most complete line of musical instruments in the city. Hu PIANOS, ORGANS Sheet Music, Music Books, and Band Instruments When a policeman hears a girl It. is permissible for a girl to jump scream after dark he doesnt know whether she is being kissed or only at a proposal of marriage during leap year. assassinated. o Land Investor! Have you Have you Have you Have you A And our prices are always the lowest. 10,000 pieces of Sheet Music at 10c per copy. Its a good thing that man wsnts Opportunity for the but little here below, for woman wants Homesesker! the balance. Tourist! money to invest? When a woman neglects her husmuscles to invest? brains to invest? band's shirt front she is no lont,er the of leisure to invest? Do you want a home? Do you want a ranch? Do you want a farm? Do you want an orchard? Do not overlook NEXT DOOR Z. C. M. I. There are 10,000,000,000 hairpins manufactured in this country annually, but that doesnt prevent an occasional hair from getting into the butter. CALIFORNIA. ,, Colonist rate.? daily via Southern Wise females never Pacific lines. September 15th to Oc- ters to males. tober 15th, 1904. From Salt Lake and Ogden to San Francisco, Los Angeles, ... San Diego, and other main line Fergus Coalter wife of his bosom. $25.00. point. trust their let- The only cheap thing that pleases a woman is a compliment. For descriptive and illustrative literature, call on or address D. gome men cant find words for their street. Main .201 ageiit, general find thoughts, and some Salt Lake City, Utah. thoughts lor their words. I R-Gra- y, ; n |