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Show .. TRUTW. 14 f 80ME EPIGRAMS. No gentleman All people find 'St ' ' flI the their level except carpenter. absent-minde- d ( i No enemy is as merciless as Tied down the railroad. ones the side When we ask for advice we hope to The glazier is a workman who takes receive praise. Theres a lot of double cussedness go- BACHELOR. Husbands pay for the fine feathers mire them. mutton chop whiskers. panes. A that make fine birds; bachelors mirror. On Always say your prayers before ing to bed if its a folding bed. i1 , a let her swear first lady H will swear before REFLECTIONS OF THE MISOGYNIST, BULLETIN BUBBLES, I i art. girl is always willing to admit she is fat if she doesnt weigh more than 110 pounds. A You cant make one apple into two In single blessedness. A woman simply cant help by paring it. having a faith in a man who notices when she is often A womans affectation Any man who gets married a sechas on a new gown. A disabled windmill isnt able to cloak to her confusion. ond time didn't deserve to lose his be up around. first wife. A woman makes trouble for herself Custom may stamp with approval having children, but it keeps her out The wedding in high life might be that which our conscience rejects. A man who has no time for charity of lots of other trouble. in this world, will have time to burn called a The recompense of the fool is the in the next A man can have almost as much The man who Isnt worth two cents faith that he has in his own powers. enjoyment out of a hard swear as Before marriage a woman clings to may still feel like 30. Happiness is a thread that Inter- a woman can out of a good cry. New a mans neck. After marriage she Some ogling dudes are not fit even laces through the fabric of our lives. York Press. walks on It to he potato mashers. PLEASURE. She who travels far for riches may Nature has wisely arranged matters The florist seems to be the pro- find a gold mine beneath her own so that a man can neither kick himThe pleasure of the toper is in his house. prietor of a variety show. self nor pat his own back. cups. The eccentricities of the artist are The grocer may not be a pepper I am not sure whether bleaching of The pleasure of the gourmet Is in his manifestations of the small way the hair leads to softening of the box, but hes a salt seller. his dinner. in which he enjoys life. brain or softening of the brain leads The chiropodist isnt a farmer, but to bleaching of the hair. New York The pleasure of the mondaine is In The cleverest wToman is not she his work is in the corn field. Telegraph. frocks. her who acts from preparation, but she The average cook is a big gun it who can njeet an unanticipated emerFACTS ABOUT JAPAN. The pleasure of the belle is in her is not easy or safe to discharge. gency. beaux. 480 daily papers. The landlady is very sentimental. The elevator boy isnt no good if he The pleasure of the scholar is In She doesnt come up to expectations. The population in 1900, 44,805,931. says that in summer she likes to sit in the gloaming and watch the his books. One of the wonders of theage is fireflies. Shes great on saving g&s! Textile production Increased from The pleasure of the priest is in his 1886 to $86,000,-00how so many women hide theirs. $9,000,000 worth in worth In 1901. Clay? Yes, man is clay and partic- prayers. Passengers on shipboard usually ularly malleable in the hands of womThe pleasure of the philanthropist Coal the chief wealth 9,000,000 like sea biscuits better than ocean an. At first, like mush; then he contons mined in 1901. tinues to harden in composition until is in his good works. rolls. he sometimes becomes ossified New The pleasure of the worker is in his The empire includes 3,000 islands, A new bridge shouldnt be accepted York Telegraph. workmanship. until it has been satisfactorily passed stretching nearly 2,900 miles. o DINKELSPIELS EPPY GRAMS. upon. TRUTHS IN SMALL QUANTITIES. Area, 161,153 square miles as large as the North Atlantic states. Vot is to be vill be if you haf a Many people have no use for the Show deference to criticism; just florist who cultivates whisky blos- pull. or unjust, one may profit by it. Day laborers receive 20 cents a day, soms. women servants 84 cents a month, It vas better to gif a smile dan to is often the partner of men servants $1.36 a month; women The budding genius does not al- receive vun. ambition, but it should he the silent farm laborers $8.50, men farm labor- ways turn out to be the flower of the ers $15.96. The Worlds Work. A politician is der reason ve haf so partner. family. O much politics. We become particularly interested Bird Flower. A cook cant make even hasty pudHumming in the ideas of others when we beA financial bonfire vas der noblest There is a wild flower in Turkey ding so fast as a careless printer can gin calling them our own. which is the exact floral image of a make pi. vork of some Society Smart Setters'. humming bird. The breast is green, I mos alius notice dat de man dat the wings are deep rose color, the to to one Der be advised raise best is succeeders Its in dis world thing fin room at de top am de man dat throat yellow, the head and beak al- palms and another to receive the com- dem dot depend on home-madsue done a heap ob shovin on de way most black. cess. Hold hands! mand, up your up. top-kno- t. ' , i i j ) : i i t . t 0 . . Self-estee- m l , i A e OF ASSESSMENT. NOTICE Principal and place of business located Tyche Mining company. fice Rooms 120-12- 2, Commercial silver-tongue- d of- at Block, Salt Lake City, Utah. Notice is hereby given that at a meeting of the board of directors of the Tyche Mining company, held at the place of its general business above designated, ' on the 12th day of an assessment of 75 1904, May, cents per 1,000 shares, was levied on the capital stock of the corporation, payable Monday, June 20, 1904, to P. A. Sorensen, treasurer of said corporation, at his office. No. 48 Bast Second South street, Salt Lake City, Utah. Any stock upon which this assessment may remain unpaid on the said Monday, June 20, 1904, will he delinquent and advertised for sale at public auction, and unless payment is made before, will be sold on Monday, July 18, 1904, at the hour of 1 oclock p. m., at the said principal office of the corporation, to pay the delinquent assessment, together with the cost of advertising and expense of sale. 8. P. ARMSTRONG, Secretary. 2 Office Commercial Block, 5t Salt Lake City, Utah. 120-12- orator Is a woman a when her husband hands over his silver to stop her tongue? Philade- Politics is vare a politician gets it sometimes in der neck, sometimes in der bank. lphia Bulletin. WEATHER LORE. Everything is lovely and the goose honks high. When bees remain in their hives, or fly but a short distance, expect rain. better, eat more, and when the barometer is sounder sleep Men work high. In summer, when the sun bums more than usual, expect thunderstorms. Do business with men when the wind is from the westerly, for then the barometer is high. Equinoctial Storms. Only mit an airship can some peo pies rise high enough to be on der level mit dem seifs. Der man dot knows ven to beat a retreat is der same man dot some times beats der races. Vot goes up must come down, eggs pecially if der contractors vas in n hurry to finish der house. It vas vonderful how some peo pies can get dare feets tangled up In der fringe of Society mitoud ripping der fringe. Meat Produces Appendicitis. In the religious communities where the use of meat is forbidden appendicitis is unknown. Football in Beirut. There are twenty-thre-e The records of the Weather Bureau football conflict with the popular belief in learns In the Syrian Protestant Col- the equinoctial storm. lege at Beirut. SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY. We They talk about pure whisky- - apdoubt if the word pure should be plied to dny whisky. We often hear people under 25 say that they are old, and others over 80 that they are getting old. on a Things which are so heavy it to womans conscience they cause on a sag dont leave an impression mans. a woman is an elocutionist she cant hide it, but a man occasionally If orator. escapes under the title of of Some way when a woman speaks as her husband as Papa it sounds at home-- . though he was treated right by We dont know what is meant straining at a gnat and swalJ a camel, unless it is that a rl 16 scorns all but a prince and years after swallows a carpenter. Atchison (Kan.) Globe. |