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Show TRUTH. 2 with two year; In an old contract no one ever saw. He fooled the people ago. He up mad and acted awful it jumped that You bet your life Bill knows hot. aint right a sneak, then, which was not I made But all the same the Standard needs slow. so the dough! Who cares for law when money is in Bill called Fred Chambers from the sight! other room The wind dont raise, you Know, withAnd says: Now, Fred, you go upon out a blow. the street And tell the people how I fret and You ought to read the Standard, fume fifty representation, inasmuch as they assembled voluntar- When Bill demanded all the council-me- Because the Journal calls me a dead beat. ily and of their own motion, he thought the other seven thousand Be pinched and jailed, and every nine hundred and fifty ought to have "You tell em how 1 meant some othmothers son a chance and suggested that action be Who drew down money from the city er thing deferred. It was - deferred, because About the waterworks and ninety then. Uncle William wields some influence days out in his neighborhood. Then Show- He said Why not arrest the guilty And Eminent Domain the way they ell gravely winked to himself and ones. cling moved an adjournment, which car- "When they are found theyll all be To my fool speeches puts me in a their action is inspired by the church cinct, and was called for the ostensihierarchy, who thing it would not look ble purpose of furthering the interests well to the outside world to have of the Republican party. Somewhere things so unanimously of the politcal along in the evening, Mr. MacKnights faith of the high churchmen. name was sprung and it looked as if J J the meeting would endorse him for Another meeting of the Kearns the treasurership, when the mild forces was held on the Thursday fol- voicecity of Uncle William was heard attendfirst The lowing the meeting. filing a protest. Uncle William stated ance was not so large, however, and that the First precinct contained eight thousand votes and that there was less formality in the pro- about men was not a . . ceedings. Ben Heywood wasn't present, but Sheets showed up promptly, as did also assistant Attorney General White. Of course Fred Loofbourow was on hand, as he had been installed as outside sentinel the evening previous and had to receive the pass word of the degree in which the organization was working, which in this instance is: "Anything to help out Walter Meeks had an inTommy. vitation, and Walter came and looked in at the door, said something that sounded supiciously like Gee and went down to the cigar store, took a drink of ice water from the tank and asked Julius if he thought it would rain soon. Meanwhile the other patriots, whose numbers had dwindled to the exact size of the three tailors convention which prefaced its declaration, "We, the people of England, discussed matters informally, pending the arrival of others, who never came, by the way. This discussion was not prolific of any great amount of startling matter, except in so far as Fred Loofbourow was concerned. Fred is going to become a Democrat, or a Socialist, because he declared he wouldnt vote the Republican ticket, if there was a Mormon on it Assistant Attorney General White '"quoted a few lines of political economy from several well known works on the subject and Sheets threw a few choice expressions around the room with that ease and facility for which he is so justly celebrated and then the meeting adjourned until next Thursday evening at the same time and place. Jt Your Uncle William Showell handed the supporters of Joe MacKnight a bunch at a meeting held in the city and county building a few evenings ago. The gathering was composed of about fifty people from the First pre- - Strictly E top in PIm. The New Wilson A FRED VEY. The Most UpstO'Date Hotel West SALT LAKE CITY. Popular Priced KoUuranL Kates. SI to S3 Per Day Large, light Sample Rooms. 200 rooms With Telephone, Hot and Cold Running Water. X Sixty Private Baths. aiiiiiiiiinmimimiUiiiiiiiiimimiAiimir f Shit im Ice Go. nine-teen-on- e; n ried. Jl J Several men of both parties are quietly working in the interest of an independent ticket, which will be composed of business men from all sections of the city regardless of politics or religion. It is stated that a slate has been tacitly agreed upon and that as it now stands the make up is about as follows: For mayor, John Dem; for recorder, Ralph Sharkey; for treasurer, Henry McCornick; for city attorney, D. X. Straup. 'Council-men- : First precinct, J. J. Corum, Wright Pickering, F. J. Hewlett. Second precinct, J. R. Walker, jr.. Colonel Sam Park, James Watson. Third precinct, no selections as yet, but anyFourth thing to defeat Fernstrom. Colonel and Wall Jake precinct. , Neuhau-senC. M. Fifth Sharp. precinct, T. R. Black and Colonel E. F. Holmes. The idea of the promoters of the plan seems to be to secure a representative business mens administration regardless of politics. Democrats. The graft looked good to Bill, so in he runs. And now the people are a shouting, "Rats. daze. "Tell Angus Wright and Clark 0. Im all K. Tell Sidney and Tom Burt that Im all right. They say old Littlefield is after Bill. If I dont get the business men to You know the Major with the funny stay face By me, I might as well drop out of Well, he will camp with Hulaniski till sight The prosecutor says hes got a case. "And say, Fred, dont forget to tell it We had the warmest time the other strong day. How Dee and Eccles and the water The Majors Journal had been here crowd, awhile Were ready to sell out for a mere Fred Chambers swore and said "The song. hells to pay. But now they aint quite so And Bill looked black and wouldnt loud. even smile. Old Littlefield had made an expose Of how Bill tried to "condemn and They clean skinned back on every- thing they said. Ive put in my paper that they did. then enjoin." And then he said just what he had to So why does Eccles now shoot off his head, say at me like I was just a kid? And laugh About Bills game of looking for the coin! "He thinks hes It because he's got o the dough! That Journal paper jumped on Bill for I But have got the Standard, and he'll TRIALS OF A PRINTERS DEVIL. fair. . find. was the hottest thing I ever saw. It him his if he don't choose hand Ill Written by the office boy at the The more Bill read the more he tore to throw his hair; Standard, Ogden, Utah, Aug. 21. Ive got the damdest job in this here Hed grind his teeth till snap1 would A wad into the hand I hold behind. town. go his jaw. Im working as a devil now for Bill. But the old Major Littlefield is Ive got to pull the proofs and stand Fred Chambers got so scared he went game; around He landed on me when he seemed outside. And tend the office working fit to Fred barks, you know, when Bill says asleep. sick-ekill. Im glad the deal is off, now, just the Towse." Bills legislative record is Freds same, I certainly had figured him too It aint the work, though, that I mind pride. so much; Some day hell want to build himself cheap. a house. Its having kids say I am on the bum: They say the Standard boys all get a touch I kindy was a little scared myself. Of Standard methods spotted and When Bill was calling Littlefield bad then some. names. I think the major knows about the Ill keep the job if I dont have to hear deal OMAHA BEER, About Bill Glasmanns troubles and That Bill has with the cribs and crovvi as the rest. You know the office boy is always near The way my boss did swear and chase And what he tells you isnt what he Krugs Cabinet around Was cause to make me want to jump guessed. An nutrition! m any English my job. Porters or Malt Tonies, and I wonder why Fred Chambers sticks Ill bet Id got it if I had been found Connoisseur's delight. to Bill, A laughing when Bill said hed And cracks him up with all the softsmash his gob. Krugs Extra Pale est gush. Like feathered birds will flock togeth- The funny part I think about it is. Light, sod mild, and palater still; That Bill was handed his own brand able, and appropriate on all of dope. An4 Fred has tarred himself with occasions., Glasmanns brush. For when he saw the quoted stuff was his. Either of the above brands delivered In if on the street He says: Theyve hung me, Fred, the Say, honest, people any part of the elty. Knew what was going on, some times, with my own rope. in here. Theyd take a tumble to the private I didnt think old Littlefield had sense sheet Enough to make Bill hot and lose his head. Thats always handing them out someBut it appears the old boy aint so thing queer. m KRUG'S I The Old Resort, J. C. LYNCH, Manager. PHONE 43. PTTTTTTTT1TTTTTTTTT nHiHfififniHiwninifTfi dense Bill some As some over folks think. Sure nuff he trouble giving Theyre isnt dead. things He puts into his paper, gainst the law. The worst was when Bill read the He publishes the ordnances and rings Standard rot 276 lentil Main Street. ADAM SNYDER. Proprietor, tonr v. riumosi |