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Show WE CLOTHE THE BOY bye, said the senator;? Cog, me he helped himself to the Irish stew, Dublin style, and young onions, which formed the piece de resistance at the breakfast table, Dye knaw its been Phat a busy week wit me? Sot has. s wit kapin cases on th av Teddy on th tariff, as he spins frmn watch-iwan town to another; phat wit on th Filipony his utter-ance- s bein compelled to question; phat wit av me own unth From the time he throws off dresses until he puts on long trousers then we turn him over to our young mens department. He grows up in our clothing, and remains our regular patron. We ask mothers to comq in and see the pretty the Spring season. things in Childrens Clothing for Not a price thats too high. remar-r-r-r-rk- h The denunciation by President and F. Smith of the opponc-nldetractors of the Mormon church uttered on the closing day of the late church conference, was the cause of considerable comment in the streets, mostly of an unfavorable kind. The president was very vigorous in his language. IIo characterized the on emles and villiflers of tho church as liars, hypocrites, scoundrels, infernal Jo-sep- s . hounds, wolves in sheeps clothing, children of the darkness, poor devils, born to lie, who fulfill their mission well. It seems as if the president was getting back at those who habYOUR. CLOTHIERS. itually for years, In season and out of ; season, have called tho Mormons, as a MAIM whole, and their leaders in particular. liars, curs, base born slaves, lecherfer takin things ous licentious devils, followers of a worruk to kape th govnor bein investiga-tehard Id diabolical religious system, perjurers, I hov. wirin to Ted that wed a lot av big what wernt theirn frm th post offis traitors and many other pet names frm I j Tis no departmint. Sure I don't knaw how too numerous to mention. it looks d attimpt to take game fer him to shoot at. organ-izeThe first s I. Ye cuddent catch anny deep Perry was In it, but arramusha, like a case of horse and horse, except' the sen- use, him away frm me, continued the Mormon earters keep up the stew avlthim an tie thim up in time fer him. tink av phat might happen to me av that more some out ladled all the time, while the other tirade he ator, as Hes used to havin his game he shud be found wit somethin on him I of out only spasmodically bunch breaks side Besides, I fer im, I and handed himself another tid A lot to th what much govermint. belonged and after .provocation. av th gazabos no mon likes to miss dinner fer onions, was whin some o sa-ame twas wud I here av a like a fellys av bufflo,. av thi sake in favor ting a move-min- t The Same Way. Begorra, av theyd ever got Ted what was responsible fer havin him ' av th new stone earner to th seen him never him layin over there theyd I see that the skull of a monkey here an t might cut some ice agin as me twas So but th week. a found Yerra, dinner annywhere fer postoffis. me when I runs agin fer th sinate. An a million years old has teen not yet aff. 'twas is hunt blocked th game philst I dont want to pack anny more weight, In Wyoming. Sure & Now our professors can treat the hatched, as Jake Spear hanI'm Sure harsemin as th on th com-mttIndians ancestors as they have I'm a bit worrit, said the senator, l sint some av me friends a lot. tinkin with now Im an hnildinthdicapped down to Ink at taking some more onions, about this twould hov been betther fer me av treated ours." ay cornerstone th' Hows that? X'L Pherea report. v felly av mine, Perry. Sure I gets th all. at come at not here th av d em. all, wan s of Make Perry monkeys y da-ath buildint an bad Hanna towld me twas all right, but wheelbarrow Frisco Exam, th other to a mon wid a to th los a scran to th idiortor, theres Perry's there's some tings Hannas not posted thrunk Pe rfectly Hopeless. phat was takin aSearch me sa.ays th avick. av on, whats a lot in wit it fellys picter house beyant. I dont believe that man ever de- Then bisickle. felv wid th Donegal ceived anybody in his life, said the like th good byes come back, they enthusiastic friend. was said an they were they And yet, said Senator Sorghum, in ill cornerstone to th pla-acVS you want me to give him employtil VS rayported that to th head Pus av ili said ment You dont suppose I have time VS which Im chareman, they pla-acili av vs rudiments of busitii to teach him the there was no corners to th vs an ili ness, do you? vs coorse Tedy couldnt lay no stones, ili vs demands. directed and is dictated ili your Its by vs they called it aff. policy ili His Reason. & is You and ili will you. by only It pleasing greaten vs grow Smithkins There's old Bifkins. I ili But musha, th fellys wouldn't quit m d cents of at value full ili dollar weighs a as he an- is dont care to meet him. Lets turn every senator, the continued ili thin, vs summer I requested a to serve us finds better Dublin season ili this way. Last This times. all the of equipped is chored' another portion ili loan of $20. but vs US fancy than ever before. Naturally! Were iliili every dish to the corner of his plate, your Tiffkins Well, he ought to have else. somethin in wit a half year older and more experienced we know your iliili obliged you; hes rich enough. IS they starrr-rt- s n IS th Smithkins The trouble is he did. Twas nawthin- but How well we have chosen for you and it exacter. needs vs wit ili Smart Set is av a throop av Rough Riders, a tale in is tells that itself ili weve how vs priced moderately mon dioul, Honoi ili h captin. vs anny-tin- g is A Prejudiced Deduction. our merchandise itself. rode niver what ili th ijee av me, is So De Wruyter says he bein Waggsby ili saw vs harse, a than fasther ili poems last year, wrote ninety-nin-e bust- ns broncho av ili band a vs av th head ift does he? shootin m min wild-eye. an. I understood him to say ili VS Naggsby in, howlin, some- IS had tf Ben better than a hundred. ili up th town. I suspect vs Thats what I meant by ili Waggsby thin to do wit that. Him an this felly vs t l! ninety-ninwit It, vs Ive read his poems. 't. Hb Jawn Q. Cannin. I taxed Benalth01a vs ili him, C. S. SCHMIDT, J. A. GREENEWALD, H. A. LEIPS1GER, but he said twas not ili m steed a ridin me see Obstinacy. ili President. vs hed be glad to Secretary. I shud vs crew. she cried, if you kiss me, th av gallant Sir, head at th thim s vs there FERD STROUS, Treasurer. tink he wud. Yerra, ili Ill shriek. vs see th sig to miles come wud ili what vs If its all the same to you, he said to hear a fut ili vs what wouldnt thravel why not shriek first? s ili politely, vs in betab. deWe StopiC FURNITURE, th in carry everything me sphake ili Sir, she coldly remarked, I d fergit vs Teddy Sure it. ili vs I to Ben, stop shriek at all. the newest line of LACE CURTAINS,' sides ili cline to got him m all about dinner av yeAnever n Then he kissed her. vs we ec-iRUGS and sthraddle av a harse. ili PICTURES vs ever PORTIERS, fer m' in vs tings all ready ifc th What She Would Have. bead vs me th We ask to av, wit here. visit to shown you us, stopped vs Tis Grandma, I am 5 years old ili nashun will ride round in a cab. ili and Im going to have a cake vs prices. compare aisier on th bones. ili vs candles on it vs ii with live would you do If you were ili What him vs Not contint wit' thryin to win ili me? continued vs ill 505, like m away frm me in this way, ili Id have fireworks. Life. vs stew, the ili visiting vs again the senator, ii Jawn vs 1 27-29- -3 W. Third South St. . . ili here comes some felly named vs Accepted the Second Time. Ted ili take to vs Jim Why under the sun did you White wit a proposition ili home. OlIK temioraut lot a ili propose to a widow? vs over to th ey eland to shoot at ili was Joe to win. You se my maiden printid av buffalo. Th letthers effort wtaal a luceeia. too. Yerra, but in th newspa-apers- , direct in th matirin efforts at Washinton out penshuns to th tter av handin sevril wars phat hov vetrans av th av th nashun be disturbed th peace here agin sides empryin me hammer me out bate thim as wud like to hov Ted av th honner av entertainin rlst little Ive had philst hes here, wirra, was but they Wirra, acushla. tings fer Ted-so afther gettin up grate knocked thim all, dy to do, but Ive man-agemi- nt STREET. 132 d - sa-ay- sa-ay- s. sa-ay- s. sa-jay- y star-r-r-r-rte- d sa-ay- s. -- j sa-ay- s. 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