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Show truth CHATTER. ;hree times and he becomes a citizen. Isnt that better ;han spending all this money on him n jail? Of course, it is, but you will not accept this advice, because as soon as some man with good horse sense starts the movement, some namby, pamby chump with about as much gray matter as the good God vouchsafes to an ordinary sand lizard, will start a howl about' recognizing crime and vice. And a lot of other vegetables with Posey county galways will join the chorus and assert that they know drunkenness is not a disease because they never have een afflicted with it, forgetting that )efore alcohol can ruin a mans mind he must have a mind to ruin. self-supporti- (Being the personal opinions of the writer and for which no one else is in any manner responsible.) ng you sell what you have, becausea cross wouldnt, and as for packingwhen you around, you imagine that a are jray for a man you couldcarrying cut loose ieavy burden, but you coin and Ina small chunk of your duce your fellow believer to do the same, and another one and another until you had the price, and then you could see one fellow ransomed from ever ;he most galling chains that mankind wore. It is in your power ;o strike from his limbs the fetters bat bind him down to the meanest course, part of earth; its gutters. Of on Not your will you? ;rou could; but the which ife. A bit of paper on vrembling drunkard makes a mark that he will do better, and a bit of blue ribbon for his buttonhole is so much cheaper. Then if the unfortunate doesnt keep his word, and, of course, he doesnt, you can heave such a nice little sigh and say: Oh, I tried so hard to get him to reform, but he wouldnt. & What a nice mess you are, arent So poor old Mike Boyle is dead and frame is at rest in his whisky-soake- d a paupers grave. Society, that good, kind, benevolent, Christian institution, ought to be satisfied. Because old Mike has gone where it does not cost anything to keep him. The daily !' a I papers have chronicled his death; have told all about his service to his country in the army of the Union during the war of the rebellion; have related the leading traits in his existence, . and from now on until the whole bunch of us ; jt ji Seat before the Judgment are yanked : to be reckoned with, we will hear no Now all that has been said has is It on of been the line economy. more of old Mike Boyle. to man and sober him a take Jl cheaper Mike has been in jail for ten years. up and get him something to do than That is to say he has been kept at t is to keep him in jail for years and the expense of the taxpayers which dump him in a hole in the ground Because pauper you? go to make up society for that period. when all is over. It has cost at least $250 per year to funerals cost something after all is jl jl is J. J. done. said But and here something Thornton, the proprietor of a Chikeep him there. Multiply that sum by ten, and society will readily note for you people who are so anxious to cago warehouse and one who employs that It has spent $2,500 in supporting reform the world that you send bibles a great number of teamsters, hitched old Mike Boyle. Taxpaying society to the Hindoo, flannel shirts to the own will doubtless think this is a hard- Africans and tracts to the Esquimaux, up three of his own horses to his ship. The money might have been while the children of the poor die wagon and took a party of friends out MMMjOiiniKinnnnnoonaonnr CmWWnxSmkmkiouuuouuulx used for a better purpose. Taxpaying of neglect within a block of you. to see the Labor day parade. A lot society is liable to stop and make a You will remember when the Infinite of the anarchists comprising the rapid computation of some other called on Gain and asked him where Teamsters union demanded to see cases similar in nature. There is Abel was located, Cain replied by Tom King and one imitating the habit of the Yankee and his working card. Of course, he had Eph Kelly, Murtie, two are who or others costing just asking a question in return. Well, none, and his attempts at explaining rtfc amasaatmmttSb were howled down. The as much. Gracious, the first thing When the last sounds and you who he was, him trump no adequate protecwe know it will have cost taxpaying and I and the balance of us, includ- police gave uuauOnnniMlAnnanmMiiml cut band tion a the and old for few battered the yowling society $10,000 old Mike Boyle, Susan Tullidge from his horses, tore him harness drunks like these! Ten thousand dol- ing and all the rest you have let die; from the lars! Whew! Why, that sum would when Eph Kelly and wagon and beat him up badMurtie and the a a of is number have built jail, paved ly. It enough to make a mans others you are going to let die in the blood boil to read of these outrages. feet in street intersections, done much same fashion, come up for judgment, But a time will come. Chicago toltoward the new waterworks, or re- and the piercing eye of the hi ..4 Awful I. posed comfortably in the pockets of Judge is turned on you and you hear erated anarchy until the Haymarket some officials. Why did we let that His voice and then hanged a few anarwhy you did not do riot, chists. much get away? Surely there must something asking doubtless tolerto the condition of ate this Chicago will union be some way of avoiding this enor- these men, do better Teamsters until it : mous expense of supporting drunk answer: Am Iyou suppose that your some beats man to will and death my brothers keeper ? ards. or your explanation that you once then hang a few teamsters. We venJt J held a prayer meeting in the city ture to say that this incident will do more harm to the cause of unionism t Of course there is, you rabbits. jail and asked them to sign the A Delightful Place to Visit pledge, than anything that could have hapThe writer has pointed out the is going to excuse you for your culUnionism is becoming by far pened. method a dozen times. Senator Bam pable neglect? Not by a darned too arrogant. The cruelties A Profitable Place to Live of orYou will be set apart and sight. berger last winter attempted to. have it will be on the left hand among the ganized capital have been bad enough, the remedy enacted into law. But goats. If you dont believe this get a but they pale into insignificance when with the work of some of taxpaying societys representatives new testament and read that Inas- compared these ignorant and beefy unionists. Greatest Play Ground on Earth as ye did it not unto one of didnt want to dignify drunkenness much f the least of these, ye did it not unto The cause of unionism has been los of title disease, although every me. by the Keep right on reading down ing ground for the past few months in the country says it is, that little chunk of Matthew until because of the work of some of the physician measure was slaughtered. you strike the paragraph which, quot- leaders. The people 95 per cent of Famous Places which everyone and the r ' wants to see. Suppose ten years ago old Mike Boyle ing the Savior of mankind Himself, which do not belong to unions are had been sent to an institute and cured says: The wicked shall go away into getting disgusted with the state of r I: of, the drinking habit. Suppose he everlasting punishment, but the affairs. The unions ought to .take JIV counsel with themselves before re stayed cured a year and broke, out righteous unto life eternal, and to such despicable acts as the again and was sent again. Suppose make up your mind that after the sorting Invest in a ticket to CALIFORone above described. out ten each for broke he year years repeated warnings you have had about NIA and secure rich diviWhy, you chumps, you would have these matters, you will stand just been fifteen hundred dollars to the about as much show of being told to OBITUARY. dends in HEALTH, good at that, and the chances are the pick out a harp as a June bug from old fellow would have seen the error Alabama would of living ten minutes PLEASURE and DR. WILLIAM T. DALBY. in a South Dakota blizzard. of his ways and become a Had Dr. William T.. Dalby died an WEALTH. citizen, instead of a drag on I old man and full of years, fte coulc Jl Jt the community. How long are you It is all right to say you have tried have written of his going with less going to take care of Eph Kelly? Ten to I..,induce these people to reform; to sadness, but knowing him well as one years more at a cost of $5,000 al who was only in the prime of inteltold? I presume so, although the come to the foot of the cross and ask lectual manhood; with the best part Mountain, Valley, Rivers, man is worth saving right this minute pardon for what of a useful existence have but they done, i apparently beif some one will try it. Medill of tell fore it is him, with that a when Ocean man you by Lakes Reached is in the dis fend genuine sorrow Chicago sent ten worse than he to we that to allude his eased condition and of passing, mind and body a humble Dwight and made men of them. Cure way pay to his memory a J this man, give him some clean clothes that demands whisky, and nothing final tribute. 4 Just THE why he shoulc and a place where he can earn enough but whisky, he does not know how have been taken is one of the mysto feed, clothe and board him in a pray. He does not know how we teries do not to explain, attempt half way decent and comfortable stop. He is not a fit man to attempt but since - Ml he has left us we say to his style, and it is a ten to one bet he to ask his Maker to help him reform. beloved ;n his wife, will gladly forsake the life he is liv- What he wants is medicine, and lots his mourning relatives, fraternal brethren and his hunCompany's Lines. ing. Suppose he breaks out again of it. To get it requires dough. dreds and hundreds of Cure him once more. The man tha hasnt the money and you have. rVj friends, Why and elsewhere, that no one feelshere writes these lines knows by expert dont you pungle up and his save the loss with keener than ence that men are not all alike and fellow? Didnt Christ help For descriptive and illustrative regret those to the who conduct this little say literature call at sometimes . it takes more than one young man, Sell what thou hast and was so journal. He essentially great in so many treatment to stick, because the in give to the poor and take up the cross ways He was genial, kind No. 201 Main St., Salt Lake City stitutes do not furnish a fellow, new and follow me? Of he did. tie. If ever a man wore his and gen course, .brains. But suppose you gurg him Now,, there Is HQ use heart on hla slggve it was telling you D. R. GBAY, General Agent ... Dalby. As a com alco- hol-befogged J ! J ; i ..t 1 . ..SEE.. - - (QlLifornia. t . self-supporti-ng I Js -; s f - . j ' outhem Pacific MS |