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Show TRUTH. papers and the little work which is being done under the auspices of Hearst and his followers, there is hut little doubt that Hearst is going to make a try for the nomination, and that Bryan is going to assist him. THE 8ENATOR AND COG. 1 to the suggestions of Mr. Bryan and his friend, Mr. Hearst. All the clubs and all anti-- ' organized will be anti-Himen will Hill men; all ll anti-Clevela- pre- sume that these associations will be for Hearst for president in 1904. But, bless your hearts, William R. Hearst does not stand any more show of being elected president of the United States than William J. Bryan, or Perry Hearst has a record for S. Heath. would damn him in which immorality one which the opand any community, be Sure to jump would position press ever a man reIf on with both feet ceived a ripping up the back it would be Hearst in a race for the presidency. Almost any man can be elected to congress from a New York district, for the people of Gotham do not care whether a person has a character or not, but the people of the nation; the men and women who till the soil; who provide the balance with sustenance; they are generally moral, and the manner in which they would walk over the political body of the journalist Hearst would be inspiring. 1 glit-the- n y, re-cor- sten-o-graphe- tin. CENTRALLY A.OOATID. Rates 50c, 75e and SL00. .... Everything New and First Class. J Q. SOOTT. MiNASIR. I -- reservashuns an now th captins av Wdusthry can gobble up th lands on thim an kape th honest but poor settler an frm goin out an to starvin' there death phile waitin fer a railroad. Jl Jl If yer not workin this summer, Cog, continued the senator, as he put on his full dress coat and beckoned for -e negro boy to come over and tie his gaiters, an yez can worruk anny av these railroad min for a pass out to th lake an back. Id be glad to see ye about th time Teddy comes. Ill see to it that it costs ye nawthin to ate nor to slape whilst yere there. Im tinkin av givin a ball to Ted. Me an hims pros-pect- or t- ox-blo- to lead th Germans av I do, although sorra a bit does I like th ijee s I must, fer tis but tis Doc th sthyle. Id sooner lead th Irish or avin a bunch av Cousin Jacks than th Germans, but av Doc s its th fashun let it go at that. Ill be afther inwitin a lot av thim to lead, too, fer Ill show th balance av th push I knaws how to do it. I suppose that manes sour krout an speck, whativer that is, fer dinner on th goin sa-ay- sa-ay- gr-r-ra- nd In the HOTEL. rs alent Jt Jl EUROPEAN ts con-clude- Of course not. dozen moves. shlr-r-r-r- nt That the Republican press of the nation would be pleased to see Bryan and Hearst triumph in the national convention is evidenced by the expressions of opinion advanced from time to time. Bryan is given great prominence, and mentioned as the leader of the Democratic party, while Cleveland and his followers are put in the background. But that plan will not work the fall of the reorganizers. Not by any means. Even in Utah, where he is supposed to stand at the head of the party, Bryan would be surprised to note the change in sentiment which has taken place. Utahs Democracy is ready to fall in line with the racy of the nation, no matter what the platform is. And why should it not be ready? Have not Utah Republicans made an entire change of front? Is it any worse for the Democracy to abandon a principle that it has held dear, than for its opponents? meantime the Cleveland wing of the party is working quietly and successfully, and by the time the next convention meets, will no doubt have the situation well in hand. Bryan' is all right on the stump and in the newspapers, but when it comes to fixing things the stuffed prophet and his lieutenants can give him the queen, both bishops,' both rooks and one knight and checkmate him in a half rt y Jl Jl WINDSOR la-ay- s, re-cor- d, New York Bryanites are, so it is said, about to organize Assembly District associations throughout the city for the purpose of keeping alive the theories advanced in the Chicago and the Kansas City platforms, and these clubs are being organized in response to join. It is fair to class wid th Doc, so ler as the so-I said to thim an begorra divil shil matthers are concerned. Thla motion to adjourn hov I made but Truth Bureau, No. 41144 X. Street. Docs an autority on pink teas an can I whats in there in me ;ell to a dhrop just how much vanila I worruds. Never have I woted Yis, (By Special Marconigraph.) I o cream. in ice th th best Hes put but what its been yis, in th Washington, D. C., March I checker saw. in I iver kitchin th that Never hov I voted no but it has been me bye, said the senator, as he He can tell to an ounce th amount I put down no an Im tankful to th pushed his personality through the of tomattys to dhrop in th soup anlbyes fer th consldrashun they've starch of a newly laundried shirt, I hes a reglar hand book av informa-- shown to me. suppose ye well knaw that its meself shun on brown gravy. Hes an artist I g wid a shafin dish an knaws all about MT as is goin to quit th whirl an th r to me back home ccmtilmed 60 brilin istera on a gridiron. Besides av th capital an go back to me too th Docs handy to hov in th way the senator as. he stuck his arm humble, but quite, home, fer a long whin ye come to dheress. He knaws I through the holes in a white vest rist. Phere I can recover frm me just phat shade av me socks I shud adorned by red shamrocks, wid a wear when I has me balbriggans put I.hear-r-r-filled wid peace; wid a ardjoos labors as a stateman an en-j- ont to wash an' can match aT anny th recreashun Ill be afther get-ti- the fancy ties an I hov in clear conshlnce an a clear trile sheet. goin down th shaft an watchin me trooso, nabocklish. Its a shame, I Ive woted every time as I was towld me min dig th divvydends fr'm th Cog, yer eddicashun was neglictedUo by thim what knaws what's best bowls av Mother Eart. Id like to nhen ye were young. Av yer parents Lf c th y An , Ive got places th had to cook hov twould taught ye ake ye an th Doc., bot wid me, but av th byes too. Ive made fer a as Ive determined to set th gover-mi- been th makin av yez. la forchin fer me frind Van Hame, a good example in th way av jl jl jcon-omd Ive to cut down I goes back t me constitylnts fer whea hes trough wid th job he h expinses af meself an me house-lol-d wid a d Eip he can come home an that anny man p.ti bebas an dispense wid wan av me sec on th spinx anr mek piles an retaries. So yed do well to luk proud av, continued the senator, as lecture aroun among th sevril departmints he reached for a red necktie. By th Piles av .money. Little Axtin, Ive - sintan see av there does be annyting ye way. Cog, d'ye notice this bit ay col- - to th Rliponies to pray fer th- sobefore an afther shootin an cud fasten an howld to, till I comes or. Twas me by th , em- - gers hes finished th wor-r-r- k presinted he can phen Jack, phen mebbe I can mek use av of-- 1 av th an outfit movin a in take plyees govermint printin get picter yez durin the winther monts. Ye - bundles av dough. is fis sinhere fer an av th Hayes th see, Cog, whilst yer all right al sbut bap av their appre- - a. pbe, an av an right down here; where yer a good ate as a slight token an a Iver , get elect- Dimmycrat mon to walk trough th departmints shiashun av Ui only rinator what Ld Hayes cud go back to Ogden an1 securin th' grantin av pen shuns didnt insist of th rerlsln av bis k th wolf fr.m th dure by cliarg. trough me untirin efforts; whilst ye speeches before they wint Inty th1 Re- - ln, twenty-five cints a head fer a talk are handy to hov round phen theres cord Sure, I've never worrit anny on hlm th, magnlture or the g,n.. anny pinters to be got fer me in me av thim by callin fer proofs an all (r.m ral offis, or some other subjeck political jooties, yer not in th same that sort av Let her go as shellke post thot r'Te oplnea alI th i'jun 20.--,,Co- g, Jl Jl be invited 3 CLAUDE S. Claude S. Williams, the commercial agent of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul, whose picture adorns this page, is so well known to everyone in this city and state that an introduction is scarcely necessary. Mr. Williams is one of the youngest men in the business here, but that is no handicap for him; he gets along nicely and handles his end with the same ability manifested by older and more experienced competitors. He was bora in Canton, Illinois, in the centennial year of 1876, and came here with his parents when a little boy. He was educated in the common schools of oc-cashu- n. But a German is a dance, suggested Cog. "A dance is it. Yerra dont tell me phat a German is. A a sour krout atin, beer Germans WILLIAMS. drinkin,' big stomached gorsoon this city and began railroad work in whats called a Dutchman fer short, Give me me the office of the general pasenger replied thean senator. me cloak overcoat. Im hat opra agent of the Rio Grande Western, at goin to th theater wid some frinds. the time J. H. Bennett was at the head Tis vodvil so they s an I like Phile Im gone ye of that department. This was in the classical sind fer th Doc an hov him year 1893. March 1, 1895, he went to mightme ye mind try-i-n the Milwaukee, under Alex. Mitchell, packit. Yethrunks. Dont might get th wrinkles out who was then commercial agent. In av me trousers av ye did it. the winter of 1896-- 7 he was made contracting freight agent, a position he held under Commercial Agent L. L. Miss Gleason, Downing. When the .latter resigned 6 Teacher of Music. to go with the Union Pacific and the Oregon Short Line, Mr. Williams suc6 ITUDIOi ceeded him and has been at home in Fhona 1289 i. ci fi.nMro. the Milwaukee office ever since. sa-ay- pla-ay- s. Nora - |