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Show HORSES THAT WOULDN'T DROWN RORTH WEST Remarkable Deeds Recorded by Two Veracious Chroniclers. An Albanian wno has just returned from the east, where freshets have been the rule, tells the following about a horse which had been attached to a foot bridge crossing a brook, to keep the structure from going adrift. The flood finally swept horse and bridge down stream. Later, the bridge was discovered lodged against the bank, with the horse sitting quietly on the former. A bystander who had listened Intently to this tale, remarked quietly: "I see suthin', similyar oncet." "Indeed? What was it?" asked the Btory teller. "Ye see," was the reply, "arter the hoss I see was took down stream, ever 'speeted to see him alive agin. Hut he was a pow'ful sort o' brute, an' 'bout a hour arterward we see him a comin' up a stream the blame ole bridge arter him!" Albany Evening Journal. y ITCHING BLACK, SPOTS ON FACE. Physician Called It Eczema in Worst Form Patient Despaired of Cure Cuticura Remedies Cured Her. "About four years ago I was afflicted with black splotches all over my face and a few covering my body, which produced a severe itching Irritation, and which caused me a great deal of suffering, to such an extent that I was forced to call in two of the leading . After a physicians of thorough examination of the dreaded complaint they announced it to be skin eczema in the worst form. Their treatment did me no good. Finally I became despondent and decided to discontinue their services. My husband purchased a single set of the Cuticura Remedies, which entirely stopped the breaking out. I continued the use of the Cuticura Remedies for six months, and after that ever splotch was entirely gone. I have not felt a symptom of the eczema since, which was three years ago. Mrs. Lizzie E. Sledge, 540 Jones Ave., Selma, Ala., Oct. 28, 1905." NOT TO BEAUTIFY, ill Mrs. Haymowe that mask for? What do you wear I Chauffeur Well, I'll tell you. wear it so that the people I run over won't be able to recognize me. Would Not Compromise. A German traveler who tried to pass a meal ticket on the train was told by the conductor that he would have to pay the regulation fare of 35 cents. The German argued and refused to pay more than 25 cents, whereupon the conductor stopped the train and put him off. In a twinkling the traveler ran ahead of the engine and started to walk on the track. The engineer blew his whistle violently, but the irate German turned, shook his fist and called out: "You can vissle all you vant to; I von't come pack.' Rehoboth Sunday Herald. Ways of William Penn. Simeon Ford recently said at a banquet in the course of a eulogy on William Penn: "Penn was a man of peace and alHe beways got the biggest one. lieved in doing right by the Indians, and when he did them he did them right. "The Puritans extinguished the Indian title by the simple expedient of extinguishing the Indian; but the pious Penn, instead of shooting them, got them half she, and accomplished the same result. Hence the saying, 'Penn is mighter than the sword.' " Point of History Cleared Up. The Dentist Now, open wide your mouth and I won't hurt you a bit. The Patient (after the extraction) know what Ananias did for Doctor, a living now. Illustrated Bits. 1 PII.KM ll'KKI) IN 6 TO 1 DAVH. ti rum liny rasn PAX) OINTMKNT Is srnaranteed of iK hlnii. Illlnrt, Bleeding- - or I'rol ruiUnir I'lles In U 14 (layHnr money refunded. fa'. Justice, it and deaf. would seem, is both blind NOTES NEWS Sl'MMAKY Chairman Taggart has appointed John Sunderland of Reno national Democratic committeeman for Nevada to succeed John H. Dennis, deceased. W. F. Dupee. who was shot at Portland by John Wynne, died shortly after reaching the hospital. A charge of murder will be lodged against Wynne. The First National bank of Saratoga. Wyoming, has been authorized to begin business with $25,000 capital. I. C. Miller is president and Gustava Jensen cashier. Judge Wolverion, in the federal court at Portland, removed George H. Hill as receiver of the Title Guarantee and Trust company, and appointed K. C. Blears, cashier of the Bankers and Lumbermen's bank, to succeed him. .1. Holman Buck, the editor of th-Mina. Nevada, Miner, who shot and killed Francis L. Burton at that place, has been released from custody by order of the district attorney, although the coroner's jury failed to exonerate him. A new coal company which hits begun development work on their prcrp-ertin the Rock Springs section of Wyoming, has spent $200,000 in development work the past summer, and reports that nine splendid veins have been uncovered. In the explosion of the engine of a Northern Pacific freight tr;iin near Bozeman, Mont., Fireman John Welch was instantly killed and Head Brake-maVeyno seriously injured. Veyno was hurled 100 feet from the engine, and is probably fatally hurt. In the United States court at Carson City, Nevada, Senator Williams and his brother, George B. Williams, indicted for illegally appropriating government land, through their attorney entered a plea of guilty to the five Indictments against them. Twenty-thre- e new freight engines, purchased this month by the Salt Lake Route, announcement of which was made by former United States Senator W. A. Clark, president of the line, recently, will be delivered to the company within the next three weeks. Believing that the investigation by the officers of the interior department into the charges of graft against certain officials in connection with the Crow Indian reservation, Montana, was a farce, Judge William H. Hunt of Helena has ordered the federal grand jury to conduct a complete probing of the allegations. The sleeping apartment of Mrs. Jas. A. Wood, wife of the A. Y. P. commissioner general to the Jamestown exposition, was entered at Seattle by burglars, who, after striking Mrs. Wood over the head with a revolver and threatening death if she interfered, robbed her of several valuable pieces of jewelry. The unusual height of the breakers at Santa Cruz, California, resulted in the drowning of John Day of Globe, Arizona, an engineer on the Gila Valley railroad. He was visiting Santa Cruz, accompanied by his niece, and was fishing from Treasurer pier. The breakers washed him off and he was drowned before help could reach trim. Five hundred men, members of the Butte Miners' union, seized a miner at work on the new Bell telephone building as a carpenter and escorted him to their hall. Later the man disappeared. At one time a riot seemed The Bell company had imminent. been boycotted by union labor in Montana because of the strike of linemen and operators, begun last March. The Colorado State bank of Duran-go- , Colo., has suspended , business It holds depending reorganization. and of its $500,000 capital is posits $75,000. The officials of the bank issued a statement in which they assert that the assets of the bank are entirely unimpaired and depositors will he paid in full. disWni. Burner, longshoreman, covered by his wife on the street in Portland in company of another immediately drew a revolver and shot himself. The woman, a Mrs. De Reign, grasped the revolver from Burner and attempted to shoot herself, but was disarmed by a policeman. The Cherokee-Nevad- a Copper company has levied an assessment of two cents per share for the purpose of ento proceed abling the management soon after the first of the year with The Cherokee- development work. Nevada company was formed during the current season, the ground being located In Nevada close to the San Pedro railroad line. Charges on all freight to Goldfield, Nev., must be prepaid by the shipper. Notice to this effect was given by the Salt Lake route to patrons In a circular issued last week. Unsettled financial conditions at Goldfield aie, it is explained, the cause of the order. James Brenn.in, a Buffalo Peak ranchman, who Is wanted at Crlpplo 1'reek for alleged cattle stealing, fought a running rifle battle with a sheriff's posse near Granite. Colorado, during which 2m shots were but managed to escape from liii' posse. Louis W. Hill, president of the Creat Northern railroad, who was In Portland last week, declared that within sixty days the North Bank road will be rolling freight into Portland. By .Innuary 15 trains will be running lo Vancouver, Wash., and a month later into Portland. of Antonio Three small children to death at Montoya were burned Iheir home near Ifcnr.clo, Colorado The fire resulted from a defective chimney whtle the parents wer' milking cows. When they returned ther w N HsHMt to enter the house. wLlcb was a mass of BUM y n Andrew Carnegie has added two million dollars to the ten million dollars endowment fund of the Carnegie Institute. Jk TERRIBLE CONDITION. Tortured by Sharp Twinges, Shooting Pains and Dizziness. Hiram Center, Lake City, South Oak Street. "I was so bad with kidney trouble that I could not straighten up after stooping without! 618 Minn., says: John Philip Sousa has fully recovered from an attack of ptomaine poisa oning, which it was feared would ter1 minate fataly. Ait w In a fire that destroyed the resithrough my back. I dence of Charles Gilbe, in Watertown, had dizzy spells, was N. Y., his two children, aged 4 and J nervous and my eyeyears, were burned to death. sight was affected. The directors of the Western Union The kidney secreTelegraph company have declared a tions were Irregular quarterly dividend of l'-- per cent, too frequent. 1 and of the company. payable in stock was In a terrible condition, but Doan'a notified has Green William Mayor Pills cured me and I have enChief of Police Eaton that nothing but Kidney health since." perfect joyed the necessities of life shall be sold in Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. on Sundays Foster-MUbun- i Topeka, Kans., hereafter Co., Buffalo, N. Y. W. B. Thomas has been elected act ing president of the American Sugar THAT SWEET CHILD. Refining company to fill the vacancy. caused by the death of H. O. life i r Have-meyer- At a meeting of the Ohio Brewers' association, held at Cleveland, the campaign to reform the saloon was begun. No beer will be sold to dive keepers. Because he and his wife of twe months quarreled over his desire to spend his evenings at his bowling club, Jacob Victor of New York City killed himself. One man is dead, another probably fatally wounded, and a third is suffering from serious injuries, as the r& out suit of a supposed "black-hand- " rage in Pittsburg. The election of the first two United States senators from the new state ol Oklahoma resulted in Robert L. Owen of Muskogee and Thomas P. Gore ol Lawton being chosen. The Federal assembly has elected Dr. Ernest Brenner, radical, to be president of the Swiss republic for Mr. Brenner is 1908. of the Federal council. Fanning and Washington islands, ol the Fanning islands group, in the South Pacific, were sold by auction at r Suva, Fiji, recently, to Father Brough-iefor the sum of $125,000. The commissioner of Indian affairs, in his annual report, says that the Indians lose millions of dollars every year through dead timber on the reservations, especially in the southwest. C. M. Colby, a janitor in the Oxford flat building, Omaha, killed Ms wife by nearly severing her head from her body with a razor, and then attempting to kill himself. He cannot recover. Owing to the financial conditions in the United States, the repatriation ot Italian emigrants is assuming vast About 50,000 have reproportions. turned to Italy since the first of the month. Window Glass The Amalgamated Workers of America have obtained a 12 per cent Increase In their wage scale from the window glass manufacturers, as a result of a series of conferences. George S. Best, the actor whose marriage with Miss Cecile Fleming of Los Angeles was annulled recently pleaded guilty to a charge of bigamy and was sentenced to ten years' imprisonment. hours of his With but twenty-fou- r term to serve, Convict Polk Mackey, the penitentiary at Nashville, in Tenn., committed suicide with a short knife. His mind, it is said, suddenly became unbalanced. Representative Dalzell of Pennsylvania has introduced a bill making it a misdemeanor to publish an untrue, derogatoiy statement about a national bank and penalizing such an act by fine or imprisonment. A bill designed to restrain the United States circuit and district courts and judges from issuing temporary injunctions against the operation of the state laws has been introduced in the house by Mr. Clayton of Alabama. The president has nominated Thomas J. Aitkins of Missouri to be assistant treasurer of the United States at st Louis, and William H. Pone ol New Mexico to be associate justice of the supreme court of the territory of New Mexico. Two alleged night riders, Will Gray and Ed Cook, are dead at Mayfield. Ky., as the result of wounds received during the visit of the 500 night riders at Hopkinsville. Both are young men and reside on Muddy Fork, in Trigg county, near Welloma. An infernal machine placed at the costly home of Samuel Baum, a retired farmer living in Danville, Ills., exploded and partially wrecked the house. Mr. Baum and family were not seriously injured. Other houses nearby were damaged. Dressed in boy's clothes, Miss Catherine Andrews called at the United States receiving office in Sioux City, Iowa, to enlist in the army for service in the Philippines. Sergeant Hall accusea her of being a girl and she broke down and cried. A member of the Canadian house has asked for all correspondence In regard to the Japanese treaty. In doing so he said that Japanese would not ftRrfimllati- - with Canadians, and the government acte d imprudently in adhering to the treaty. Pulllo Brunette met a horrible death while attempting to steal wire at Hempstead, L. I. He had climbed a pole and cut a telephone wire, but while attempting to pull it down II r came In contact with a electrical service wire and he was instantly killed. The estimates for 1908 presented to the Canadian parliament do not contain the subsidy for the Australian steamship line from Vancouver to It amounted to $180,500 Australia. annually. The subsidy will expire In August next, and evidently It U not to be renewed. vice-preside- high-powe- LACK OF GALLANTRY. MAN'S at Or, as You May Look It, Woman's Unreasonableness. H. J. Conway, of Chicago, president of the Retail Clerks' International union, advocated at the recent convention In St. I.aju1s the same pay for women as for men clerks. "When women,' said Mr. Conway afterward, "do the same work as men they should get the same wages. And anyone who argues that this is impossible seems tti me at once as and as illogical as the famous husband of Paint Rock. "This husband was returning home from market late one Saturday night with his wife. The wife was burdened With a huge marKet nasket, a bioom, a kit of mackerel dear knows what all. As for the man, he carried nothing. "Coming to a steep hill, the wife paused and said reproachfully: " 'Jack, if yoi were a real man, you'd help me carry some of these parcels.' "Jack glared at her in disgust and scorn. " Aw, how can I?' he growled. 'Ain't I got goth hands in my pockets?' " Rehoboth Sunday Herald. Builds Church for His Own Use. George Smith, who, a few months ago, created a sensation in the district court at Reno by kneeling in prayer In the midst of a murder case e and asking God for light on the In the case, and who later severely criticised the judge for passing the death sentence on four convicted men, has built himself a church on the crest of a high hill, several miles northeast of this city. The church is right by two large roads, constructed at much expense. The It building is small, but artistic. stands in a country unsettled, and Smith, who lives nearby, is the only person within miles of the church. Tonopah (Nev.) Sun. evl-deir- "You'll be too old to sit on people's knees soon, Dolly." I'm not "Oh, no, I won't, auntie! half as old as sister and she sits on Mr. AVilson's knee. I'm never going to be too old for that sort of thing!" Hard to Explain. Uncle George was an old colored man who tried awfully hard to be good, but it was very difficult for him to keep from stealing. As he explained it, "I just nachally want to take what I lay my hands on." Uncle George's latest theft was a pig. The more he thought about what he had done the worse he felt. About the middle of the night his wife awoke and saw uncle still kneeling by the bedside In earnest prayer. "Why don't you get in bed?" she asked. "Oh, let me alone," replied Uncle George; "I'se tryin' to 'splain to heaven jus' how I happen to have that pig, and the more I 'splain the wusser mixed I get." Baseball in Arizona. Arrangements have been made in sunny, sandy Arizona for baseball straight through the winter six games a week. Highball? Yeast "Did you ever exercise with a medicine ball?" Crimsonbeak "Well, I've taken something for snake bites, if that's what you mean." Syrup tffjgi OFhw.-CpKonn- Acts naturally, acts truly as r f. a ljaxaTive. Best .nM enViHvtrn ana1 Clstur J its Beneficial Ejjoets Always Lay the Genuine nluek has' me jull name oj the Lorn- - ''CALIFORNIA FJg Strup Co. manufactured , printed tin the front ojcior) pockuge. SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS, bottle. one size only, rejulor pi nt- 50 by whiim it is - SICK HEADACHE Signature of( In ITse For Over : Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought. All the Earmarks. Tramp (reading advertisement) Man wanted to chop wood, bring up coal, take care of garden, mind chickens and children. His Pal (groaning) Oh, these mat- rlmonial advertisements make me tired! Illustrated Bits. First Too Much Delay. Miss Gibson Girl How long before you can let me have this gown? Dressmaker Two weeks, miss. Miss Gibson Girl Heavens! In the meantime he may propose to some one else. ONLY OKI "BBOMO ol IN1NF" That is LAX ATI VK Illto.M.i ol IN1SK. for tinLsod tho World Ignutun- - of K W l.ltoVK. over to Uuro a Cold In One Juy. M, I,k When a man Is full he isn't fully responsible. V3 Positively t ur'd by those Llttl Pills. CARTERS They alHO relieve Distress from lJ'sjeiisi:i, ud Too Hearty Ealing. A iH'rfeet rem- PlTTLE IVER edy for Dizziness, PILLS. TtiUl Nan-He- Drowsiness, Had iii t he Mouth, Coatr Tongue, P;un in the Side, TOKPID LIVER. They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. vi SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must CARTERS Bear Signature Fac-Simi- le TITTLE REFUSE SUBSTITUTES, 312 -- Girl Dolls' Kimono Wrapper or Dressing Sack. To Teach the Future Mother to Dress the Future Child we have prepared The Butterick Rag Doll and a series of patterns of attractive Dolls' Dresses, etc. This doll is about 8 inches high, printed flat in eight colors on durable cloth, quickly and easily made up. Remember it is but a step for the little ones from the making of pretty clothes for their dollies to the more useful accomplishment of making dainty garments for themselves and others. For this reason we make the following 1 Important to Mothers. the I vt 'To 31 3-- Girl Doll.' Dre. with Separate Cuimpe end Coat. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Tlears J Vimind mul III, Thera Is more Catarrh In this aectlon of the country than all other dlneane put together, and until the last few years was supposed tube Incurable. For a gret many years doctors pronounced It a local disease and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly falling to cure with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. Science has proven Catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, la the only Constitutional cure on the market. It la taken Internally In doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the systeui. They offer one hundred dollars for any case It falls to cure. Bend for circulars and testimonials. Address: F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, Ohio. Sold br Druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Tills for constipation. Paternal Advice. "What was the text this morning?" asked Mr. Wibbsley when his little boy had returned from church. " 'A man's a man for a' that.' " "Um. Very good. I'm glad you remember it. Now get your Hible and turn down a leaf where the chapter is that has it in, so you'll know where to find it if you ever forget it." n VU 'J K J Cleanses the Sy stem Ef fect-uaH- y; Dispels ( old sanaJjBOflr X-- U Special Offer:- - -- For 25c in stamps or coin we will mail you The Butterick Rag Doll, and the two attractive Dolls' Send at once to Patterns, shown above. The Rag-Dol- l Department THE BUTTERICK PUBLISHING CO., Ltd., Butterick Building, New York. C2wj LHH55 iCsi JTW j tor sJJsiiBB' t OF THE FAMILY. SHOES PRICES, MEMBER AT M L Evrnv Kr-,- MEN, BOYS, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN. W. L. Oouglaa make and mora - Kn .. men'a $2,611. S3MO and $3.6(1 ahoce than any other manufacturer in the JEW" world, hecauao thoy hold their "j 4J fit hotter, wear longer, and ahape, value than any other aasOaiH lira of greater tho world ahoem In W.L.Oouglaa $4 and $6 Gilt Edge Shooa cannot ba equalled at any price. to-da- y. t fT CAUTION. W. L. Dowlftf namo and price Is nUtiiporl on ! rt'om. Take No nrille.t from Ivtorv to anv pari itoalTS everywhere. el, Sti, S", t,v tin" w. L ioi ., Brooktoa, Mmi mnstratad oatalof tree. l"t of the world, ST PATRICK ? V no day !.'. Out, JACOBS OIL mir W-- t nft'fii ivl ;inf lw ii mi w ho httim M'uftt-'tMhan 'A .11. mi rl ! 1iU.:iJ Irthu " i" Juni'V h mi ' n till h (f hi dead hit huj ll toll) belnran spli. Talk tonld Moldlcr. wi.i..wsaii1 brlra. Find Fuiuir snldn-- re ntlvf wh.. went V t .r feint tin w.ir an (khim s idd iriwrnmi-n- t land. aftT y iit- htisv and mukf mhiic II RNRT numey N. fur fuiin-- i..iri.. uira IRELAND Drives all aches from the body, SPOT FOR SOLDIERS AND HEIRS L! ftinl sn! lorn who All federal Drove all the snakes from cures Rheumutism, Neuralgia and CONQUERS PAIN 25c ALL DRUGGISTS 50c. ;la u&.'mm $30 AN HOUR Ha BffN Taken hi With Our MERRY GO ROUNDS nlwt tnantl fset n re Hnrr.lr IMUslei Mrlaem. eta. HKItHl IIKI.I -- I'll. I. MAM 11 ..11, t.,1 Amusement V7e Unfetter. l,t.M N1.11TH Tu.NUW V. T V&SffiM ELECTROTYPES fn irrAt Tandy for mIi at t he l. a. . latMWIIwWsJ'l ' I'. HsssS il. W. N. U., Salt lake prleM hy H , iau City, No. 51. 1907. |
