Show charity which la is lovo love for humanity Is still tho the greatest of 0 the three virtues london Is reinforcing its meat supply with refrigerated monkey carcasses from peru british medical experts want insanity made the basis for divorce and some come will say aint it great to bo b 0 crazy I 1 with aeroplanes aero planes falling from tho the clouds and automobiles blowing chauffeurs to urs into trees this la Is truly an unsettled time natural lee ice has been almost entirely ly absolved of the charge of harboring lever fever germs those these little pets detest cold feet feel somehow wo we cant get real good and seared scared over the announcement that a new counterfeit bill la Is in an circulation it cost an ohio farmer 1425 for attempting to kiss his neighbors wife near kisses are as costly co atly as ono seated sealed and delivered the population of new york state la Is nearly but there Is still plenty of room to get around there without touching elbows notwithstanding the tact fact that upper bertha are to be lower it will be necessary to use a ladder for the purpose of 0 getting into one of them japan is going to buy herself a warship this ought to precipitate another war scare caro s among the tha nervous contingent tile the fight which a pennsylvania lumber buyer had with a bear way may in vito recognition of druan as one of our leading conservationists there Is one merit which tho the airship can boast it leaves the streets clear tor for pedestrians to walk without fear ear of being run down by speeders sp cedera A man in now new york fired upon on the street was saved by the opal pin in his bla necktie this ought to lift the ban ot of III luck from that unlucky stone there are indications that the record for hunters who were mistaken for or deer will be broken this year it Is a remarkable year for or broken records more people would bo be to 0 coine no we e it t not f or tho the tact fact that most ot of the things that come are not worth waiting for new york Is erecting a building it 1 feet higher than the singer building it if this goes on oft are going to protest against the obstruction ot of traffic it Is announced that tho the government Is going to substitute dollar bills for bills of 20 and more good it will make it easier to flash it a largo roll when the ocean liners take something of their size for collision purposes the results aro are different from those achieved when they run into ething smacks Bmack fl A schoolboy was directed to write an essay about cotton and lie he began it by saying it Is chiefly used in making woolen goods that boy keeps his eyes open hobble skirts hinder business Is the conclusion ot of tho the atlantic city shop keepers maybe tho atlantic city girls can show speed in other ways than walking an ohio man otters offers tor for an airship ride if that sum la Is to be established no as the regular faro fare the atmosphere mo sphere will not bo be crowded for a long time to come A wellesley student has been expelled for getting married it was probably decided that she aha took an unfair advantage of tho the many massa cousette chu sette spinsters spin who aro are looking toi for men still another biggest yet and most luxurious steamship la Is planned eventually we suppose no passenger vessel will bo be complete without a golt golf course a and outdoor sleeping Ble porches the councilmen of several of 0 the ditlea are legislating against the long hatpin if they were wise they would issue their commands to their own wives first to ascertain what measure of submission they are likely to meet with the school board of pocahontas iva has issued a rule forbidding the of that place abo tb right to attend dances what has become of southern chivalry prince henry of prussia has haa mado made several flights in an aeroplane but the prince had convinced americana tome borne years before the tha aeroplane that he was wait a pretty high flyer all cities that have av aviation lation meats roon ro coon on discover that none of the bird plen men are ara flying tor for their health |