Show 1 ill 11 II 9 1 I 1 1111 III 11 II II 11 01 I 1 in III 1111 I 1 III 11 II II 11 11 II 1111 H in the bush lea beaque ue I 1 J by W D BUSH I 1 I 1 H 11 1 11 the kids who didn dian t take part the jaycee speech contest cause even if you didin t win you won sounds funny but the program sounded like double or nothing for everybody won something ernie mantes came forth with pens for the crowd and tony hervat chip ped in records pehrson hardware gordon furniture tooele thoele mere western auto and tate hicks accounted for the record albums and the radios so that all got a prize now the rest of the stu dents around are griping be cause they t get up enough gumption to try it those who missed the speeches really missed something of course there were four old bald headed men from the jaycees up there bossing everybody around but that part wasn gasn t too bad cause in the end they came out with the prizes and made them all happy now the republicans are after john muir they say that anyone who can give a speech like that and say as much as he said in five minutes is good enough for them and anyway he couldn t do any worse than thomas E wallace thompson gets into the column again made chairman of the lions club christmas decora eions committee the telephoned tele phoney came out ready to work with a big gang of guys mon and tues only thing was he had a bum arm and t do any of the manual labor just stood around and bossed the job there were plenty of other side walk superintendents too ready to tell the boys just how to do it so it would be right what they know was that they were talking to guys who climb poles for a liv ing lee and ross and tony and gene and that bunch and think of the decorations 9 dale james says to offer some sug on depreciation avenue rather than just taking pot shots at him when I 1 needle the city about west vine street so I 1 did so he says next year wait and see he did explain that the reason the city waited td tc fix up that street was so the railroad could get their tracks up another three inches and in good shape by doing this first they wouldn rit t have to tear up new nea paving when it its s put in sounds logical and sensible and now that the tracks are fixed the street will be next so the first time I 1 pop my head through tahe top of my car on a jaunt down this famous boulevard III remember the city managers kind words and say to myself bush if waited another year that wouldn t have happened lets not be too hard on them though folks because they have fixed a lot of streets here this year look around and see the bond election is set for saturday dec dee 10 everyone is wondering what the bond is for well take my word for it it isn t ia a bond but an issue that will free us from a bond the bond of having to go to salt lake city every time we want a swim A c meeting will be held next wednesday to discuss this issue with all interested citizens and the city council will then at tempt to explain it fully to every one who wants to come they can talk all they want to but if they would promise to give the people an aquatic show put on by them selves I 1 think it would go over big A few graceful diving exhibitions and some bathing follies would be something to watch if it was put on by the councilmen themselves so I 1 propose that they make some sort of an agreement that if the bond issue is passed they will per initiate the new pool with an aquatic mermaid fantasy in bathing suits looking al at the issue from a purely economical angle think of this you can take your entire fam farn ily down to the pool one night a week and get the whole works bathed at once saves water heat ing bill and soap what s more the kids will have fun doing it too most kids if they had their way w wouldn t look at water agam again from the last swim of the sail fall to the first one in the spring this way they 11 have a chance to get their feet washed once in a while in winter time anyway iv county agent smith is back in chicago getting getti ng some kind of prize or another been at his work a good many years and looks for a promotion to home demonstration agent soon mr smith has invented a sure fire grasshopper killer it consists of two slats of wood about two feet long and four inches wide nide the way it works is that you catch a grasshopper and put him on one board whack him with the other kills them every time mr smith says you can sure tell when the coll ege kids have been home from school the next day the old man s bus us is always in the garage for repairs looks like the threesome max speed and dale got the snow they wanted now they can go ahead and operate their ski lift and let everyone see the work they have been doing up there these past months by the way it if there are any good looking girls who would like to learn to ski they are urged to get in touch with these three ex at once for lessons the men can learn the hard way checking in and out of these special deer hunts brings to mind a suggestion if they would mau that idea during the regular season they would probably stop a lot of guys from going back for seconds then too they could check on just how many deer were being taken out of each district blessings on thee little man barefoot boy with cheeks of tan you re our one and only bet to absorb the national debt have your fun while now you can you may be a barefoot man |