Show ill I 1 II 11 II 11 II 11 in the bush lea beaque ue by W D BUSH J everyone knows that gus russ ell gives finger waves but few know that he has one h myself far be it from me to be a tattle tale but this is too good to hold gus and cec cee tate ac compan ed their wives to helper one night nigh last week where the t two m ma a dames were to attend a wa do n gs with the and you know how it gets when you are waiting i for h women noth ng to do nothing to do so our mayor and his clipper wielding chum hied themselves over to price and there accord ng to ann they must have really seen or done some thing to curl the r hair for when she and vera next saw the two gentlemen they had L couple of the purt iest marceas you ever laid eyes on cec cee didn dian t have much to show for his being as his crowning glory has seen better days but there is a little curl there if you look and gus s is just as pretty as a curly cocker pup we don t know what brack lee has in that town of his but whatever it is it must be enough to make your hair curl or else gus and cec have been sneaking out on their wives and getting tonis toni s if any of you fund find a hat lying around and you cant can t figure out whose it is better send it to wally alien allen because is will probably be his the last two packages he s received in the mail have contain ed hats that he has left some place it used to be that there was more game than game wardens around here you should never tell the bush leaguer anything you don dont t want to see in print ask barbara strong how high she thought she was at the jay cee ballowe en party last thurs day night they played the old game where the innocent victim stands on a board and the hefty males persons stand ng around be gin to lift said victim up in the air all of a sudden they let go of her hands and tell her to jump barbara s leap was a coll colI one and a half inches straight down but of course she being blind folded thought it ws at least six feet and prepared for the leap with all the caution of a paratrooper she aind like one though they played another game gaine too it was called nylon salesman then there was adoth another er game in which oh no you wouldn t want to hear about that one the k ads ids had their party at cen aral sc h 06 friday but some of the grown ups managed to get into the act there was a prize offered for the teacher who had the best costume too and although he was not one jot of the faculak george nelson erstwhile bishop of tooele thoele 3rd ward took the cake and he literally did too for the prize was a large cake baked and decorated by joe schutz the earl carroll of tooele thoele who was in charge of the days activities bishop george was dressed as a woman thereby depriving mrs N of one of her best dresses a hat still good for a couple of easter aster parades and various and assorted other parts of garb but mrs N is still ahead for now george will have to buy her a new outfit to replace the one he wore and stretched out of shape As for the mask he wore is was quite ineffective none of the child ren screamed until he took it off I 1 think they should try radio radl commercials for selling democracy to the rest of the world they use all kinds of salesmanship salesman shop to sell various political cand dates around election time but no one yet seems to have perfected the proper way to sell some of the Euro european poin countries on our way of life for instance the announcer could say hello europe this is amer ica lad es does your government go have a different look lately are our borders in disorder 9 well join the swing to democracy and re member victor kravchenko has switched to democracy becaas democracy is milder and anyway he wants to live longer try the brand of government rita hayworth uses and then you 11 say ashes she s lovely ashes she s engaged she votes parting thought A new flame maya may be hot stuff but the old flame knows what s cooking mr and mrs jack clarke and their daughter karma with mrs clarke s mother mrs E G higley spent sunday visiting in provo as guests of mr and mrs ned king mrs king is the former miss dign on england mr and mrs lloyd shields enter tamed at a dinner tuesday evening with guests mr and mrs kenneth shields and family |