Show 11 HI III HI biffl 11 1 I 11 I 1 in the bush beaque leca ue I 1 by W D BUSH J U A lot of veterans in this area are buying homes under the G I 1 bill and and getting pretty good deals the main thing be ing that they can get homes with out a down payment this is fine and its better than trying to bu id a home of your own under specific at ons I 1 know I 1 ve talked to people who tried for a while all seems to be go ing well then come the inspectors one a day each with a different way to do it and each with a dif ferent regulation proving his point one will tell you you must use only no I 1 lumber and another says you must use number two so the house wont cost so much some people we A e heard of want ed a fireplace built in their house the first inspector said to go a head it was a good idea the next inspector told the contractor the bottom would have to be torn out and a base of cement instead of brick made the next day a third inspector came and said the fire place would have to be moved for it couldn coulden t be put on the south side of the wall so the whole th ng was torn out and moved to the east wall now said inspector number four you lou can t do that you must have a window on the east side so the morning sun will come into the house move it to the north wall the contractor told the man they couldn coulden t do this as the front door was there and there was A as no room for the fireplace then put the front door on the south side replied the inspector but we can t said the builder that goes into the bedroom put it on the west side then so the fireplace was begun on the west side of the room the ne next at day inspector five came into the picture and said to tear out the fireplace as it had to be set lower in the floor so that if any embers embe rs or sparks popped out they would roll back down into the fireplace the base of the fireplace had to be at least on a 24 degree slant the fireplace was started again and when the inspector came the next day his first comment was this fireplace will have to be moved your chimney is too close to the front of the house put it on the south side that s where we had it to start with replied the contractor the first inspector said we t ha hale e it there don dont t mind him answered in number six he hes s been transferred to the state mental de apartment part ment the fire place was built once more in it s original place and all was well until inspector number 7 showed up several months later the owner owne r of the house had just completed his esth dollar installment on the fireplace and remarked to his wife just think only 27 more payments and the fireplace is ours and after all that dickering its finally located in a place where none of them object yes pa answered the mrs and it does look so nice out there in the garage I 1 don t mind the front door not being on the north side of the front room anymore either ma neither do I 1 said ma but it is a bit hard for me to climb up that ladder every time I 1 want to go outside I 1 wish they d have let us put it in the floor instead of the ceiling A donkey baseball game has been planned by the tooele thoele jay cees it will come off some time soon and a couple of evenly match ed teams will take the field I 1 dont don t know how they are going to pick evenly matched teams but I 1 would say that a good match would be the JayCe ees against the donkeys themselves this should prove a pretty good game as both teams would be out there trying to prove which was the superior with such men as alien allen gunder son stephens hoi 1101 laday the meyer brothers lind berg probert shields and the rest the jaycees would have a lot of smart ball players on their side of course no one can deny that the donkeys would probably be lust just as smart but they are handicapped handi be cause the crowd would not be on their side the last donkey baseball game I 1 saw turned out to be a not riot about the ath inning somebody threw a bale of hay out onto the field and all the mules made a beeline for it leaving their riders they happened to land and the game was called on account of soreness another mothers day has gone by and now the dads are loo looking liang forward to their day in june lou all know what mothers day is that s the day when dad gives mo ther a box bo of chocolates then he and the rest of the family sit a round and eat them while mother is doing the dinner dishes its it s the day when all mothers go 90 to sunday school so they can get a new nea plant for the window and the day that the kids promise their moms monis they will help them all they can then promptly run tun outside to play mother s day is a pretty wonder ful invention only it should come more often in fact it should come das days enery year first it was the coal strike then the meat strike and next the rail road strike for awhile no one could buy any coal then no meat and now nobody can buy any rail roads I 1 walked into local store last week and asked how much steak was when the butcher told me I 1 ask him if I 1 could buy one and pay it off in installments that was 0 O K but I 1 had to get a G I 1 loan to finance the deal so I 1 bought a can of pork and beans in stead meat is so high class now that when I 1 walked by the meat coun ter at jay s the other day a tongue in the show case wagged itself at me some people are trying to buy the skins off skinless and the jackets off the sausages I 1 went up to court the other day and a bunch of heirs were fighting about the inheritance a rich uncle had left the old man s housekeep er was given his 26 room house his wife got the bank account which came to around and the children were left his stocks bonds and real estate the favored one however was a nephew who had stood by the old man t through all his tribulations all the other kin tin are claiming the old man was n t right and didn dian t know what he was doing because he le left ft this nephew the best legacy of a all 11 the nephew gets 2 pounds of bacon the old man had been hoarding in his locker at cartwright and haynes you can tell how bad the meat situation is getting when you see signs like this PORK LOINS per ib III PORK CHOPS per ib PORK STEAKS per ib SQUEAL 50 per ib lb not only that but they are sell ing the BAA of the sheep and the MOO of the cow in fact the other day I 1 talked to a fellow who had just come out of the meat market what did you buy I 1 asked I 1 was lucky he said squeal baa and moo was all too high so I 1 bought two pounds of HEE HAW |