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Other signs of kidney or bladder disorder are sometimes burning, scanty or too frequent urination. There should be no doubt that prompt tment is wiser than neglect. Use Doan's Pills. Doan's have been winning new friends for more than fo years. hey have ia nation-wide reputation. recommended by grateful people the country over. Ask your sotehtor! Hitler-I'm the new landlord. Napoleon-You are joking. Hitler - That's what a lot of people thought. Listen, Nappie, it's time you and I met. We have everything in common. We are two of a type. Napoleon-Do you realize you are talking to the most famous conqueror in history? Hitler-That's the very question I was going to ask you. You were good for your time, but you're outclassed. Napoleon-By whom, may I ask? Hitler-Even if you didn't ask, I'd ‘| still tell you. By me! Napoleon-Who are you? Hitler-I am Adolf Hitler. Napoleon-Hitler? Hitler? I once knew a sausage maker named HitR's Hitler-I am the conqueror of most of Europe. In two years I have taken nine nations. Napoleon (bored)-I wish I knew what you smoked. Hitler-In two months I took Denmark, Norway, Belgium, Holland and France. Napoleon - Nobody ever takes France. It's purely an illusion. Hitler-Believe it or not, I have captured France. Napoleon (derisively)-You and who else? Hitler-Paris is mine. This tomb is mine. I even own you. Think of it, Napoleon the Great now under the ownership of Adolf Hitler! Napoleon(wincing) - As if I hadn't suffered enough during those years at St. Helena! Bah, the world must be softening up. You don't look like a conqueror. Hitler-You don't look any too hot yourself. Napoleon-Go on with your story. You say you have conquered nine nations? Hitler-I have the world at my feet. Napoleon - That's what I was crazy enough to think once! Remember it's only a short trip from your feet to your throat. Hitler-And do you know what I am going to do next? I am going to capture England] Napoleon-Take a tip from me and forget it. I once had that idea. Hitler-I shall capture the British isles and destroy the British empire. Napoleon-Would you mind repeating that? Hitler-I shall capture the British isles and destroy the British empire. I shall be boss of Europe and of the world, the greatest conqueror of all time! Napoleon (beckoning)-Come on in! I'll move over! s* It seems that the 24 garment workers who have been playing in "Pins and Needles," a revue staged by the garment workers' union, have retired from the garment industry and joined the Actors Equity as professional entertainers. Now if some actors would only shift to the garment business all would be well. Each merchant charged what he thought "‘the traffic would bear." Advertising came to the rescue of the consumer. It led the way to the established prices you pay when you buy anything today. a a & Sonja Henie has been married and the Office Cynic says it is going to be a great letdown to her when her husband finds the refrigerator out of order and yells ‘‘Say, do you know anything about ice?" * @ There was a time in America when there were no set prices. Ss A correspondent telling of the flight and return to Paris of refugees tells of one man who clung to a heavy Paris telephone book coming and going. When asked why he replied, ‘‘I don't know, I just grabbed it up. I guess I might as well throw it away now."' Maybe the French phone books carry those instructions "How to Get a Policeman." = "All the Traffic Would Bear" es RACE CHART STUFF Bold Turk . Not out since November Key Ring ...... Should find opening NON RMP a Sdkcccs chic Unreliable SMOG ials cc cGss ss Tough spot Stalagmite ........ Dropping down Ceiling Zero . Seldom comes through s oe ~ CAN YOU REMEMBER- Away back when you could boast that you were "working like a Trojan'"' without drawing any hard looks? s* 6 ¢h6 h during carriages their baby four s il blackout cost four women The y ELMO SCOTT WATSON R. at Cr, UtttNe Lo INST 6st Uncle Sam is going in for "Panzer Division.'' (Samzer divisions would seem better.) He will build tanks almost as big as Nazi ones and Capable of at least 50 miles an hour. Nobody can beat him in the automotive field, and we predict that he will not only turn out super tanks, but do it in colors. sotippes pe boards that bill- al court weve fined in magistrate's arpes | Walsall, Staffordshire. The eau the of were made after one , © riages was hit by an automobile Live by Fishing eis os en RUCTIONS stand : baplaun go A front of post offices or in t 1€ corridors of other EW 2.9) 8. le > 2 4. Sate a yy 7 u are immediately to commence the recruiting fervice in the State of _ Gomme lieut «» The principal rendezvous will be at - ¢o i'd LAG Ota ee cry vice is fometime/Qbufed efpects t It's a part of Uncle Sam's campaign to increase one of his arms of defense to a new peacetime strength of 480,000 men. For, if the flames of war leap across the Atlantic and the forces of totalitarianism threaten his land, Uncle Sam intends to be prepared in time to resist them successfully. hope that it might be amended later. How worthless was this law was proved two decades later when the nation tried to assemble an army to repel the invasion of the British in the War of 1812. It failed miserably with the result that the enemy easily defeated the defenders of Washington, captured that city and burned the Capitol and the White House. Meanwhile events on the frontier already had proved that our regular army was inadequate to perform the tasks expected of it. In 1790 it suffered a severe reverse under the leadership of Gen. Josiah Harmar who was sent to subdue the hostile tribes in the Old Northwest. The next year occurred the defeat and rout of the army led by Gen. Arthur St. Clair, the worst military disaster in America since the days of Braddock. These two fiascoes not only resulted in the Indians renewing their attacks on the western settlements with even greater fury but they indicated to an alarmed country how impotent was the new federal gov- One hundred and fifty years ago he was engaged in a similar campaign, yet how different! There was no such emergency then as now, although Uncle Sam, then but a stripling, had already heard the rumblings of an imminentwar across the ocean. More than that, two disasters to his puny army on the western frontier had made him uncomfortably aware ernment. of how inadequate he was to deMore than that, France and fend the new nation if trouble England were on the verge of recame to its shores. newing their ancient feud and From its beginnings, the United there was danger of the United States has been a peace-loving States being drawn into it. All nation and has figuratively leaned of these factors pointed to the over backwards to avoid any urgent necessity of our strengthsemblance of militarism. The ening our forces for national founding fathers, seeing in Europe defense. So Secretary Knox the results of despotic power suplaunched his recruiting campaign ported by a strong military estabto obtain a regular army that lishment, resolved that there would be equal to the task of deshould be no such thing here to feating the confederation of tribes hinder their efforts to establish a which had been formed by Chief government whose power would be derived ‘‘from the consent of Little Turtle of the Miamis. the governed."' In the light of the present drive to increase our army, the instrucWhen Washington became our tions to recruiting officers sent first President two of the prinout by Secretary Knox in 1792 cipal objectives of his administration were the establishment of a strong financial system and a sound military organization. Al- |exander Hamilton, his secretary of the treasury, provided the former, but Gen. Henry Knox, his secretary of war, had more difficulty in securing the latter. Knox prepared a plan for compulsory military training and service, which Washington recommended to congress on January 1, 1790. It wasnot favorably received, mainly because Knox, in his letter of transmittal, said that his proposed continental militia would protect the country from internal as well as external enemies and he also stressed his opinion that "the government should possess a strong corrective arm.'' The secretary's choice of words was unfortunate, especially at this particular time when conmake interesting reading today. gress was trying to safeguard the Indicative of the difficulties which liberties of the people by enactthe federal government was having a Bill of Rights as the first ing in those days is the secreamendments to the Constitutary's statement that "The retion. Naturally a proposal for ‘‘a cruiting service is sometimes strong corrective arm' rang abused, both as it respects tthe harshly on the congressional ear individuals recruited and the puband Knox's plan was rejected. lic at large-that is, recruits are unwarily and unworthily entanFirst National Defense Bill. gled, contrary to their intentions; On July 1, 1790, Elias Boudinot such men generally desert the of New Jersey introduced a naservice, at some critical moment, tional defense bill which proposed or serve grudgingly, and set bad that the organization and training of our peacetime army consist of examples to others; or, unsuitable persons are engaged, who grouping all the younger men in are constitutionally defective and special ‘"‘light infantry comunfit for the hardships incident to panies" in each regiment of the a military life . . . In order theregeneral militia. If war came, fore to avoid the errors of this these companies could be assembusiness, the following instrucbled into battalions and regitions are to serve as the general ments and thus form a new Conrules and principles of your continental army. Similar comduct."' panies were to be formed in the other branches of the service and Knox's Recruiting Instructions. all of them were to have a "sound He then goes on to list the regsystem of discipline' ulations and governing be recruiting. trained under federal supervision. Some of them were as follows: The The first congress failed to act recruits are to be inlisted for three years, unless sooner discharged, on the Boudinot bill and in the Each recruit is to receive a bounty of first session of the second conEight Dollars; but no part of this sum is to be advanced until the gress a similar measure was inrecruit have been fairly inlisted and sworn shall betroduced by Jeremiah Wadsworth fore a Magistrate, according to the form of Connecticut. But before it was herein prescribed, and then only the said sum is to be advanced finally passed it was so amended in such proportions as the judgment of the recruiting and emasculated that Wadsworth officer shall dictate, until experience shall in some degree himself voted ‘‘no'' on it. have ascertained ~ fidelity of the recruit. Washington, though greatly disvery recruiting officer shall be alappointed in this new militia law, lowed the sum of Two Dollars, trouble and expence of inlisting for the nevertheless signed it with the each recruit; -provided however, that such al- ividuals these instruc- sending Gen. Henry Knox, secretary of war, was tions to his recruiting officers back in 1792. lowance will not be made for any recruit who shall desert before he shall march from the rendezvous of the troops in the State where he shall have been recruited. The utmost fairness is to be used by the recruiting officers, in engaging their recruits; no individual therefore is to be inlisted in a state of intoxication, or to be sworn until after he shall have been inlisted for the space of twenty-four hours. Each recruit (musicians excepted) must be five feet and five inches in heighth, without shoes: he must also be healthy, robust, and sound in his limbs and body, in all respects; and to ascertain which he must be thoroughly ex- amined, previously to inlistment, by a Physician or Surgeon;-but if, notwithstanding this direction, a recruit should have any secret disease at the time of his inlistment, the expence of his cure, if retained in service, shall be deducted from his pay. Each recruit, before he is sworn, is to have distinctly read to him the rules and articles of war against mutiny and desertion, and relative to the administration of justice; and also the Act of Congress of the the 30th of rations, April clothing, in cases of disability; 1790, and establishing compensation and the Act of the 5th of March 1792, establishing the pay; after which he is to take the following Oath, before a Magistrate, to wit: "I A. B. do solemnly swear (or affirm, as the case may be) to bear true allegiance to the United States of America, and to serve them hone3tly and faithfully against all their enemies or opposers whomsoever, and to observe and to obey the orders of the President of the United States of America, and the orders of the officers the appointed articles Each of recruit over All the recruits, tives good me according war."' (musicians must be above eighteen five years of age. No negro, mulatto, recruited. to excepted) and or under indian, if possible, forty to to be be na- of fair' conduct, or foreigners of character for sobriety and fidelity, and who have been some years in the country. Any recruiting officer inlisting a vagrant, or transient person, desert before marching from of rendezvous, pay the loss who shall the place shall reimburse out of his sustained by such deser- tion-It is therefore important that the officers be attentive on this point, as a compliance with this order will be rigidly exacted. The public interests will be better served by a small army of brave, robust, and faithful soldiers, than by « multitude of vagabonds. As soon as the recruits shall be assembled at the rendezvous, they are te news'' accounts. There's Henri de Kerillis, French Nationalist deputy, recently arrived in Ottawa in behalf of General De On Gaulle's die-hard committee. December 22, 1939, M. De Kerillis published in his newspaper "Epoque" a minutely detailed account of a conspiracy to oust Premier Daladier and install Marshal Petain in that office. He wrote: "The object of this conspiracy is to convince the greatest and most famous of military chiefs-Marshal Petain-that he must resign himself to accepting the premiership in a government of national union in which the most notorious defeatists are to be included. According to the conspirators, the old marshal unconsciously will have to play a role analogous to that of Hindenburg, opening the road to Hitler in a moment of discouragement. And by his presence alone, he will neutralize our military chiefs."' In Ottawa, M. De Kerillis says, ‘Marshal Petain is not a traitor. He did not know when he capitulated that he would go to war with England, tomorrow with the United States, and the next day with Russia. He did not know that when one is in the hands of the Germans one cannot stop."' ‘ L 26 Years a First . cae Flighter, Yet Shy Of Control Stick her of a soldier. Qualifications Today. Compare with those specifications laid down by Henry Knox, the qualifications for enlistment in the regular army today: Applicants must be between the ages of 18 and 35 for original enlistment, unmarried, without other dependents, and those under 21 must have the written consent of parents or guardians; they must be at least five feet four inches in height, and weigh not less than 115 pounds; they must be of good moral character as evidenced by written testimonials from reputable citizens of their respective communities: they must be in good health and free from incapacitating or disfiguring deformities; they must be citizens of the United States by birth or naturalization at the time of enlistment; and they must be able to pass certain intelligence and literacy tests prescribed for the regular army. Monthly rates of pay for the several grades as prescribed by law at present are as follows: Master sergeant, $126 to $157.50; technical Sergeant, $84 to $105; staff sergeant, $72 to $90; sergeant, $54 to $67.50; corporal, $42 to $52.50; private, first class, $30 to $37.50; private, $21 to $26.25. The first figure given in each instance is the pay of the grade during the first four years of service. This amount js increased by 5 per cent every four years, until a total of 25 per cent has been added. In addition to the foregoing, numerous specialists ratings are provided for privates and privates, first class whereby their pay is materially increased. In addition to these monthly wages, Uncle Sam furnishes clothing, food, housing and free medical and dental] treatment. In view of all these facts it is easy to understand why he is having greater and | i) in. Rockies on the sont readier re. sponse to his "I want You for the United States Army"' than he would likely have had if it had been uttered back in 1792! west border of Montana, its to length is 4,221 miles. From Measure Warmth A machine has been devisedf measuring the warmth of fabri used in clothes and bedding, STOPS a a CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT' \\ HOTELS When in RENO, NEVADA, stop at HOTEL GOLDEN-Reno's largest most RENO Room Bath 639 hotel. CARSON HOTEL $2.00 Free S. Virginia APARTMENT 70 P. St. Rates | : Completely E. No. furni Temple, 16 PRINTS 25¢ Roll Developed and prints 25c. REX OFFICE NEW AND typewriters, 8. L. DESK Mrs. Adams was born in Cincinnati, the daughter of Walter Grabau, a music teacher. In 1914, at the age of 15, she had her first plane ride at Lake Eustis, Fla., with Walter E. Johnson at the controls. Since then, her mother has complained that there's no keeping her' down to earth. 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He was a lone voice supporting General De Gaulle in 1934, when the latter was pleading for a mechanized army to meet the German onslaught. He has vehemently denounced both Communist and Nazi subversive influences. In a review of his activities, one utterance of Adolf Hitler, as reported by Dr. Rauschning, has been pertinently quoted: "Our strategy will destroy the enemy from within and oblige him to conquer himself. Everywhere in the country of the enemy we will have friends who will aid us.'' be taught, by gentle methods, regularity of conduct, as it shall respect cleanli- principles s cee ) idered longest one riverin. by ths Y geogr consider geog aa te a historians, | 7 ' the fountain-head of the of these prophecies may be illuminating than dater ‘‘spot Some more he Someig" Your recruits will be furnifhed by= bh a ‘- lWhitllipy cy mane nme hid with rations, barracks, barrack utenfils, -_-_- ftraw and fuel; and alfo with fuch neceffary medicinal affiftance as they may require. T YORK.-Fyture wreck of European civilizahon, = find that some of these tragic eve : were preProphecies More cisely debescribed Illuminating Than fore they Later Spot News kWh eid: toe of ace whalir Mississippi-Missouri, gene, The PARTON ‘ sesh dredging up the story of the | Pil OL atin Ao sealing or hunting. Longest River F ; (Consolidated ae now mal ing, throug living a EEK ee ee LEMUEL By - ner ae public It's a poster in buildings. an arresting figure which catches the eye and holds it long enough to deliver this laconic message to the young men of America: 2 ale - han 7 es So Sor each. (about 80 cents) ings everywhere at; you; ' | (Released by Western it Newspaper h - I'm looking at what I thought was a reflection. 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