Territorial Enquirer | 1881-06-08 | Page 4 | Wit and Humor

wit and humor A flary liar aho horse radish sl me enlivens ot IBus says nays the crowned crow neil heads beetle 0 of europa MS ire ull oil tl embling in III their hoote boota Lo loaded lulad to the collar button with a 4 01 1 I 11 is la ili altti way an editor speaks of 0 a state billau wall lumi 11 imi 4 um hid fulli fullina ful liua tila HUI anti ort oft tit 86 they oro the most interesting filing liu ho has half got 1 I hosli 1 tile flit liia wise MAU man uita site down silt plans it 1 trip soon tin as aa a overhears ofer lieura aa w arperd Ar 11 and 11 new wall paper found liu iiii apparent weight reduced reduce ou taking inking a both bath nuil mail of his countrymen wol 1 men aen it a timi bifilar giblant it r result one trouble tu to put lint the world out of riitta is aba hot fact tout that I 1 face 1000 forty thon new operas have lieen eon written to in vex val its gout when it fallt too loo much to tho the captain lie be can always flad relief by shouting I 1 I 1 man over nver bored I 1 new orleans picayune ono one swallow does cloea tie not t wake make mim ant says the boston herald it a little repetition las haa frequently been baen known to make a bum in laer a r I 1 11 I 1 never argy agin it 11 success fill anya 6 artemus ward 11 when cheul I 1 is noe ce a rattie agnallo thed sticking out ol of a hole hol I 1 hear bear oil to the left atoil say bay to myself I 1 that hole belongs to in that anaik 1 A stok sick lawyer was waa asked liy by a brother limb what lie he was doing to amuse lica him nelt act during ilia hia struggle for I 1 I 1 anat to keep my hand in m lie he replied 11 I 1 am trying to recover my health it if worcester opella 11 wooster tho ilia E aimira advertiser desires to know why Roo liester t spoil spell I 1 I 1 roomier lor for tile tha reason we suppose that cities oro aro generally feminine fo spectator the tha burlington says A wout woman ta ret from market got into south hill bill bereut oar car the tha oth other erday day with a basket of poultry to her tha driver said tarol farol no sil said tile tho woman fowl 1461 an editorial writer on spring topics speaks of the slid elhai still and the swallows awall owe coming coining 11 twittering northward from their winter home in the sweet south dutli out li I 1 these singing hah fish were frere merely I 1 ilia scalea kaid the pirson to the doctor I 1 always get to church in season lilt bri why to la it you tire are always late 0 hija the doctor loo tor 1 I have to bo be out tic ilag hot anil a precious 5 biglia i erik harder or d er work than preaching A broker returning to his hia ofilio utter after lunch lauch complacently remarked to his clerk 11 mr tho the world looks different to it man when he has a bottle of champagne lo in him 11 yes sir air replied the clerk 11 and lie ha looks looka dil dif Tarent Terent to the world wor lil ver very innocent man old man mall ig ID n A friend r fend found him at his desk dealt tile the other dy day absorbed in perplexing study inea I 1 am writing my will wilf the old man said 11 and I 1 want to fix it somehow so that the lawyers can get SQUIB bottle of the property A member of the north carolina legislature dining at a raleigh Iti leigh hotel saw a pod of red popper pepper on a dish near lit at hand lie he thought it wua wan a now cow kind of fruit and took a bite the tha tears tean stream Atre amod oa down ilia bia chooks its as lo lie pat the poll pod down saying a d ying 11 darn you yon 4 lay 1 my there and cool coo 1 Themar he sarcastic castio jones that reminds mo me of the tha oars cars wo we were waiting tor toe this thin morning remarked jones as an an el derly lady swept by thou them in a trailing graaff how iiona that asked aaker fogg 11 ile Jiao anBa causa its a train behind time replied tied jones tho the great noon moan ugly thing I 1 pool transcript I 1 bull you sire are very glad that your husband buzbee dand is entirely cured of his bis rheumatism lis in said a doctor to a lash fash conable 0 lal alveston veston lady yes I 1 leap an p pobo I 1 ought to bo be but from now on wo we will have to guess at I 1 tie bo weather or buy a barometer it if his wood bones quit selling aching before a damp spoil galveston Gal news mother arother Ship tonj prophecy was written by a yale college stud student entill in tho the author of junius letters com om poised beautiful snow and bob ingersoll fog ersoll is ill trying to provo prove that shake briaka ampro speare wrote the bible however who he struck billy patterson rat terson still remains a mystery that may never be solved tribune montreal has a ha haunted tinted house in which 11 the stove lids are lifted oil off tho stove and sent living flying through the air it if the owner of the haunted house bonse takes lakes our advice he will buy bay his wife a new mew dress lie ile may think he be can always dodge them but sometime me one of those lids 1119 will take him on the side of the bead and scalp him books pooks sun there aro are some very straightforward people in galveston calveston Oal veston one oneat of thorn them went neat up into the cities 1 and sauntering up to the desk asked I 1 I 1 hear that the bible has been revised aed do you know it if many important changes changed have been mailo mado A good many I 1 bellamo bel bell leee aeo then ihen there is no mistake about ananias sabring being struck dead tor for lying no I 1 believe not well it I 1 was you yon I 1 we wonlu a ill it land nil out all about on t it ai he strolled lint as unconcernedly as yon jon please calveston Ual veston news IT A 1 of threadbare loafers were sitting in front of a aloon stove one efthem of them tho legislative proceedings in the galvos ton Illel lol exclaimed the man with the newspaper 11 do you fe remember charley wilson Wt lson tl jon certainly I 1 do 1 well veil ho las ins come to grief ut at list lait tie he is is a member ol of the legis latare he is well veil ive got no sympathy for him lie was van always trying to make out lie he was as good gaud as either eithe rofus of us he deserves baat what he 1 has got no seen OLD TIMES Us HO was n as sq ing tobacco nice all over the ai dewalk mail tapping on a dry goods gooda box with a linck born handled bandied knife and finally le he leaved a deep tigh sigh and said 1 I no gentlemen gentl emea no them good old times has gone forever we ceball shall never see leo no such times agin 11 how w naked asked one after a long pause pantie waal in lots 0 ways in the fact nt place folks dont don t use ue each other as they once did I 1 leave heave it to you yon stringer stranger it if they do I 1 I 1 no sir air I 1 was wag the prompt reply ot of tile tha man who bad stopped to figaire his way to the depot thirty ago tho the more bobile gobico tobico o J jaboe a ice yon spit pit on a mans boots the more lie he loved you lint is you yon squirt any inart of ilia in lay ill I 1 II 11 your back mop the ilia sidewalk old ohl as you are orel detroit 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