Show wit and humor supported idy by columns column the journalist annd ad crosses have bavo no sale bale in madagascar gold dust dual on ladies india lair bothers their dancing partners A col collection leation of I 1 applause in the gal gallery 1 ery anew new haven Ite register gieter A muzzle over a dogs dog mouth gets acts as aa suspender Bin pender to his pants panta philadelphia chronicle quiet up in middlesex county it is no 10 quiet that a train of 0 thought can be felt fait to jr jar the whole trestlework of the vicinity thinks his lifo life would read like a romance its title would probably be 11 passages in the ulo life of a deadbeat dead beat by their chief it is said that the german word 11 pfingsten 11 comes from the old greek 11 yes and dyspepsia cornea comes from sauerkraut puck panic out ont west a mn man was wan recently shot dead because lie he pray it 1 this rule role was followed fall owed up the west would become a howling desert what is id the dil difference Terence between seasickness mid and putting a bankrupts property under the hammer when yon put a bankrupts property un dorthe dorIthe hammer it is a sale of effects but sea sickness is ia the effects of a sail A owaside BOtt Bido journal says that tho the nice niao spider logged legged washer with corkscrew t toil shoes and tf irling cano is a necessity lit at it watering clelo in order that ho be may break the monotony and excite the curiosity of the children A millionaire million airo who was looking at a level trao tract of lanil land which ho be had just bought at an ext avanant price said to the agent who lie hal sold it to him 1 11 I do admire a rich grim flat 11 so bo do I 1 significantly replied the agent not a bad joho was made at ascot respecting a lady whose choso drosa dress was profusely with the heraldic emblems of her husbands family 11 why said some ono one 11 should a wite wife not be in fit the arms of her bor line hug band bana A drunken wife of toledo slit her drunken husbands none noia and out ut off both bis eurs jaet aftel neighbors singing tonight to night well merry merry bo and tomorrow to morrow well got gal coberl they didin the lookup lockup look lock up and worse A poor excuse is better than none we wa beard of a man who justifies his measures meHi uros toward his bis wife b by asserting tint that lie end and she are one and a therefore by refusing her money ho he practices the heroic virtue of self belt denial f boston transcript it if the rod haired rod and squint eyed woman who sita under ander DO of the galleries wearing it green shawl and a large yellow flower in abr bonnot bonnet stop talking said the preacher I 1 I 1 she th will awill bs a out to tho the con gre gregat gation ioa when a gentleman hits baa beon been out at a convivial gathering and his head next cult morning feels liko like a pumpkin with mithu a sole gole leather coveting lie sends word to tho the office that ho he is ia suffering from ex biome nervous prostration and why he 2 jones how on earth Rob robinson loson could you yon voto vote for that follow fellow smith for far the ho town council eo ancil lie ile knows a precious proc ioas light eight more about coats and tro trousers than town business robinson lio biason wel ivell you yoa tee see iia he gives elves me an say any amount of credit my dear friend so BO I 1 thought I 1 might ri PI well give him a little A A martion mal gentleman every time lie met the father of his wife complained to him of the temper and disposition of his bia daughter at last upon one occasion the old gentleman becoming weary of tho the grumbl Ng of his sonin son boil in law exclaimed 11 you are right bho is an impetuous lade jade and if I 1 hear bear any more complaints I 1 will disinherit her tuo tile husband made no more at yorkville Yoris ville thomas albright allright All right was u up I 1 for drunkenness but the judge lot let afat him off the iho next day seeing him up again the judge said bald you yon hero here again All tight with tipsy gravity the tha prisoner replied im here ere but not all right 11 three months remarked the judge 11 ahl abl now im all wrong remarked the poor follow fellow as 83 he was led away As everty DAY dar 1111 IIII hit hil stop that earl carl driver screws down the brake so vigorously as ag nearly hourly to the necks of the passengers who fall up against a each a oh other and smile or look gross dress according to their particular dispositions now dear goodbye good bye and bo be sure to como come and see BOO me very soon and dont forget to give my love to aunt susan uld uncle john and all the rest real of the ilia folks and remember not to trouble yourself your soli about matching that ribbon unless you yon can caa us set easy sa as not and do take care of yourself youre olt and tell jane how glad I 1 am that ashes going to marry that young mr air smith who is a rood mail joung I 1 know by his looks sod and I 1 hem he that lies haa got lots lota of moncy which is most its aa good now dont take cold this changeable weather and ill send you yon that recipe for the just as soon ua no I 1 got get lome goodby good by goodby g o o d a by 1 why I I 1 W heros that car if tho the hateful thing hanant gone and left me met I 1 I 1 thought the streit cars cara were for the accommodation of the people so they are and the tha nepion why this one ona went on instead of stol etoi ping ut at the crossing all day W tuat on a michigan central train the other day two gentleman were talking about the attempted of the areal president and as an old farmer boarded the train and took a seat scat behind them their conversation ran about pi follows 11 yes it is an awful thing horrible hoi 11 cant hilp but lava have a bad effect on tho whole country 11 I 1 fear it but perhaps ho he will poll through 11 there is just a chance that ho he will itell I 1 tell you yon this sort of thing must bo be put pul down 11 it mutt must or cr lw bo ratio min will bo be safe at this abia point the now arrival could no longer contain he bis and he lenued leaned forward and said gentlemen I 1 pr antima you yon aro are talking of bi drown of conr town towa who failed yesterday for 1700 with no as marts except a pair of cil last winters overshoes I 1 agree with yon that this tort sort of work must bo be put down ile stock me for GOO and it an tour hour ago that I 1 told him it would knock tho the bull kentry into a cocked bat how mab were yon gentlemen stuck soil ami how on an is is ito ho going to pull through k |