Territorial Enquirer | 1881-05-04 | Page 4 | Wit and Humor

wit and humor A bail bad egg la Is a very odorous arguo mout against a bad play the syracuse eturia Jt uria says eggs tire me about as bearce as hens tooth 11 its not religion I 1 want remarked a brooklyn sinner binner so BO much as quinine 1 lime la fit like a pig fill is a groused tail hard bard to bang on to lWhite ball Til timm lits it if you intend to be a u millionaire never navor visit a church fair herald erald II whisky is an 11 elevator but it has a had habit of bf cutting boobe up toward the fifth tory story the boston dodia thinks thug A drumo major ought to make a successful oom mercial merci traveler trave lur an old all printer who played hia first 8 giama aa 01 teu pins pina ind and all d down 0 wit maid laid 11 III iid tho the whitehall times says that between mary and the lamb there existed u strong friend sheep poising passing around the hit hat is ii ono way of retting getting the cents of the meeting saturday night tiia the world is 18 filling vp up with educated oil nested loola fools mankind read too much and learn too little billings 1 old people said a celebrated lerman german physician 11 mast keep up their old habits a ili even the bad ones thompson states that th there er a a ship in the navy davy that ashi a euchre deck lowell on ga zotto zetto the nian man who goes into business with tho the devil soon unda finds tint that him hia partner la is soul haul prop proprietor dietor new orleans picayune tho the who gets geta off an joke this thia yew year will fill lie be pre presented sonto d with tin obelisk obo liBb republican ivo ive got that down line flue sud said jenk iason as lie he his hia third plate of com comminuted food vulgarly vol garly known as lash A woman may bo be said eald to have hare undress ad kids on oil har f hoods heads when she sha is 18 putting twin babies in a bath bodon courier about the only foco orco boma people have is the force of habit to IB remark ot of the now new orleans picayune rica Pica a man to lia him with out ever imick known what it was to get split out ot at a fleig h advertiser Inquiring innocent no tho plumb er tho the man who makes plums plume iia he is ili the man who makes you swear recorder Ileo order wo we suppose that the reason a circus its tout tent in so BO many differ different out towns isato malic make the canvas watertight salon bu Banti abeam oani but bat soft 1 whit light brough through yonder window breaks 2 it is a snowball and yonder 0 1 ler goes tho the ton son of 0 a glazier 11 rooklyn brooklyn 3 union argue argas january la Is an 11 off 11 that la is a wearing swearing off mouth month but the tha month is generally longer thou than the swear off of norristown herold herald an exchange remarks that william sharon is not much ol of a senator Boa ator but when he marries barries off a daughter thero there is ia not a father to compare with him A traveling printer who for or want of 0 employment went to work on a imm form I 1 of came k me in one day and asked his bis employer it he should set that hen solid careful ol of his hia diet lody lady something to oat eat tra tramp in y besin but bat I 1 dont want no quaff gaall ta canao its been awful hard with lore em this winter and they havo had to teed feed on ill all sorts ol 01 pison berries ber neither ol of them was over ten years year old one leaned against the fence anil and the other rubbed his back against a 4 lamppost lamp post poet and they tuey eyed each other for a long time then I 1 one of them said eald 11 my mother has hai got it a now new I 1 bacq sacq basque tie and yours years laing I 1 dont care replied the other oilier 11 she frizzes friezes her lair hair and uses ases paint and just jat BB as tony detroit ioree sax sam ay Si seyma YMa i ma I 1 saida said a case avenue crobin with dirt covered knuckles and a pocket full of 0 marbles mir bles is it wicked toi play marbles for keeps keepen I 1 I 1 yes ray son ion anil and you must mover coyer do it Is it wicked when you loso lose all at tho the timo time I 1 y te ott just juat the baltic 11 Is 14 it wicked it 3 ion on win will all the timo time and play with a boy who says his bis mother says if she elio had your f feet set shea never go out except after dark 1 I I 1 go gis and wash your liman bonds and gob get ready tor for supper I 1 was the sharp re nd tho lad continued to play for keeps Detroit press prees NOT HEB ezit dooboy doo doa boy sald said a woman who came around the corner of columbia street into woodward avenue with a market basket on her arm 11 have you seen been my dog 11 black no lie he is a vir whito alita dog 1 big IN no a he ha is quite small 11 savage Ba vaga no he ha is very wild mild losee a BOO as scratched his bia leg io in a vigorous vigo rons manner I 1 faint noticed nor nobody go hero except a c crost ross oyril man ored who was waa staving avine tt drunk and a all covered eye with mud oh he be was nothing but my las hus band and I 1 just pushed him into tho the wool wood shed abed to adeep bleep ills his liquor off but bat im really concerned lot for fear that my log dog has baa got ot lost loat or stolen it if you flad find him ill give giro you yoa a nickel detriot rtuh press IHS WAY WAT A ian art with a bliok eya called upon a griswold Oris wold street lawyer yesterday and said I 1 1 I 1 I have been knocked down 11 good case casa good casio i it you have bavo any witnesses was to t u j am amiling ton ling reply p I 1 ive ire got this black eye and an old woman tor for correct correct ill take the evidence and see bee you through 11 V for or how 11 welli well the whole thing wont cost coat over alz ilz or ight eight dollars dol lais I 1 ana I 1 get 11 J notice ce ol of course and whasil the other man rot ob hell probably y bo be fined 5 1 bayaoa bay yoa go to suddenly remarked the plaintiff you yon matt mast think ion a fooloo bol to bayout payout pay ont so orS or Sanci have hare the tha bother bathe r of 0 a lawsuit law suit when three different men aio anat achica achina to lick the fellor feller in rotation at only 1 a cheadl im not party looking but im no IL