Show ANGLO NANNIA two amusing gentlemen inflicted with the lie disease among lie ilia examples or of the lao is it A young wan about town own of the name at least it if tiia ills name is 13 Is not lamm it inay well bo bio for ot oil all present e 8 eat purposes he is wealthy a e college 0 1 ego graduate and a fellow of reul real intelligence if his mind had bad not beer been wrecked fly by tills llila unhappy mania lio lie would bo be uti all agreeable aRreen blo companion socially and perhaps perli apa use ful in iii an honorable profession but he be Is 1 completely given over to an he does not often go go abroad but he keeps chambers ambera ch all the while in london ile he knows nothing about american bordes or racecourses race courses but ho he 13 perfectly informed about every grable in the ilie united kingdom in an and hot bota on tile the D orby derby and too the st leger with R astuteness arbis glib gilt of heraldic elgi nod find of lord so and aad sold aos farally family tree from rom the main trunk to the remotest s 1 twig t w 1 gi is any sign of ills his familiarity famil larit y with w i t the peerage he must have bavo forgotten more than edmund lodge ever know knew lamm is something unique in an gloman lacs to hla his acquaintances no matter how dull be their sense enso of humor he la Is a constant source of fun ilia his pose which more labor and study than dues does hit his college degree ij ii one ona of 1 hla Is most moat IDL acquisitions the letter 8 bas bab not more curves find and a lizard standing log on its tall would not make morn more tf tou allott A mahib arlig the tha stories told is this ihla which occurred last laet summer an acquaintance who happened to have left MR his money at home wet met haia one night and asked him for or the loan of certainly dean deah boy answered lamm im perfectly delighted delleh ted to be of service to will twenty pound be enough loads answered chiv hiv friend W with I 1 it a broad abroad grin on his face ace at the reference to twenty pound lamm counted out the twenty pound in ten tan good american bills bill handed them over ive plenis of money in hakaki bank said euld the gent gentleman lemans a and n d if if you U like ill lust just draw you a 0 check bee k for r tills this ile he pulled it a litt alls checkbook from his pocket such as young swells carry about with them from which to py pay their debts and pro ceedee to flit fill it out lumen lamm lazily lifted hid bb oyo elii sad end regarded the operation with an I 1 air of dainty disdain dean deah boy he be said what the deuce Is that this why EL a checkbook of co course urseal aw yes of course bu but t I 1 pay old fellow folio you dont wean to tell tile me knovell that you carry it about with you why to be sure gura I 1 docho dont lium lamm blew the ash from his elf eig barotte garotte ga rotta rotte wales nevah does 11 ile he sold bald nor 1 L 11 ills his friend grinned broadly 1 I suppose you and j jibe the prince keep loop banic accounts dont you he pres prea antly asked carl certainly a july well when you want to draw nome money bow dodou do you do it 11 tas to wales I 1 cahnt say aay but when I 1 want my money I 1 call me clerk and I 1 tell him to bring we me a bit of ile he fetches the papa dapah h and I 1 writs write on an lt pay bearer twenty pound and he takes it to the bunk bank unit mod draws the mone money Y 1 I dont know where ile he goes for it a fellow cahnt he be expect expected ed to keep track of all thu the places where he be keeps accounts account sIll one of the officers on board boar ll 11 tile the school ship St Marys has a friend of this species who affords him a world of amusement officers ou on board the school ship do not have hare great opportunities for entertainment monkeys and dop dogs ore are not allowed on board and so about I 1 tho he beet an can do Is oc occasionally casio nally to have a friend with him Cork topa company Is if frequently Nought there fore by the officers ofil cera ot the Bt Marya but the fun furnishes for the la to the hilar hoisl iorii merriment wahah the little middies get out of him to them he la Is a thing of beauty and a joy forever lo rever recently the st marys put into newport and a cent gentleman leman who was waa the out summer there went cut to her bar in his bid launch hunch to catl call on one of the officers As aa he got avor the the first thing thine that met his bis eyes eye was wad Cork top kink gazing earn eara estly up into the masthead the kent gentleman leman followed allowed Cork tops is eyes hyes and observed a poor little wretch of it a middy standing up there with h his Is arms straightened down at his tides sides A picture of forlornness forlorn beai hello Cork top 11 said ald visitor why how bow dye do deah boyt boyl dye see aw that little fella elah there now sae him hea belne punished for something be tin im I 1 cawn cahnt t say I 1 wish 1 I know knew ive taken quite a fancy to the little fellah and by jove I 1 think thial ka its deuced hard luck hull baa having billed an awfully nice boy with such beautiful mannah ahta I 1 was walk arg it down the deck and ho came along bes eig pardon air ho bo said laid touching lit call now but will you be good boil enough to to tell taij oil cers down in tile cubin that tile the tua gulls fire are all lashed to the iho I 1 well wall lie ho wai wag su so elly polite about it that hat I 1 coul dult re ra fus I 1 said find and went doin ill anlu tho cabin the officers ceia were all there alk now 1 ancl I I 1 1 I I 1 said gentlemen the guns huusare are all lashed to the maint uail they till cried out dut us as if I 1 liml had said that I 1 the he arll luni had conio to till nil enu end whasil the runs ari are all lashed to the mai I 1 repented repeated how lalow the lie deuce dil did that hut li happen lippen one of them asked well im ain bah I 1 cant say by I 1 an I 1 but as I 1 was aa walking on deck it a lit HIJ ago I 1 met mat a vory very pollo polite young gentlemen who touched ton cheil ills hla cap beautifully and he ask ed me it if I 1 comedown como down and tell yuu about abe gullis being lashed to tile the malli mainmast mast well old fellah the officers be goal gau hilo so many awgus and one ot of them lumped jumped up and went out at the cabin doah I 1 heard him wy ray 10 0 youre there you little aro io oa iconia conio licali sirl air and ill a lio brought the ilia asame cha walling little boy will hail bad ackad tile 1119 to speak about the iha guns IN this the young gentleman top lie asked aked whom you met on deck well i I 1 was waa quite quio willing to autha du iha little fellow goad agold turn and I 1 said the very same saino that was wai only ten tell minutes ago abband and hero he be is |