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Show O' Sun Advocate Sidelines by Scott Niendorf Sun Advocate Sports Editor And the winner is. Nominations for best performance by an actor in a supporting role... Dennis Rodman, San Antonio Spurs, (applause, applause) for his part of Huckleberry Finn in game one of the Western Conference finals against the Houston Rockets (He wore no shoes and had hair the color of a huckleberry). Charles Barkley, Phoenix Suns, (applause, applause) for his pouting after losing the seventh and deciding game of the Western Conference semi-finaagainst the Houston Rockets, saying he was going into retirement (That could be about as long as a boxer's retirement). Mario Elie, Houston Rockets, (applause, applause) for blowing a kiss to the Phoenix Suns bench after his stunned the Suns right out of the playoffs (Actually, he was blowing a kiss to Dan Majerle, who he thinks is cute). May I have the envelope, please. And the winner is....Dennis Rod-maWhat a surprise! (Rodman comes to the podium, accepting the Golden Gilligan Hat Award...he speaks to the assembled audience of stars and celebrities...) Thank you, thank you very much. I know what you all must think of me, but I'm just a rebounder, that's well-script- ed ls three-point- Dino football squad sets 1995 schedule right). And now, we'd like to present the Golden Gilligan to the actress, for best performance in a supporting role...the nominations are... Dennis Rodman, San Antonio Spurs, (mild applause) for dressing up Aw, heck... lets not do this one this From the er all. Rebounding is my life. Well, I guess trying to get a Lucky Charms marshmallow named after me is important too, but anyway, throw up a shot and I'm there, ready to wipe the glass, sweep the boards and pull down that rebound (applause, applause). Hey, wait a minute, I'm not done talking, and besides, dont you want to sec my pierced navel? I'm planning on dyeing it yellow to match my hair next week, hey... dont you touch me (Rodman is ushered off stage 4A Sports editor year (applause, applause, applause). And now, the Golden Gilligan for best performance by an actor in a leading role...the nominations are... Shaquille O'Neal, Orlando Magic, (applause, applause) for wondering publicly why he did not win the NB A's MVP Award, which instead went to David Robinson, who led the Spurs to the best record in the league. Reggie Miller, Indiana Pacers, (applause, applause) who is the great pretender when it comes to pivot feet. Nobody in the NBA can come close to the number of baby steps he gets away with (referees know what traveling is, they just can't count that fast). Jake O'Donnell, NBA referee, (long, dead silence) his performance of feigning insanity, all the while protecting his gargantuan ego, by throwing Houston's Clyde Drexleroutofagamc against Phoenix was simply stupendous. And how he got away with it... Whats that? You say he didnt get away with it? He hasn't reffed a game since? Hakeem Olajuwon, Houston Rockets, (applause, applause) for showing all the little NBA wannabees that it's OK for a man over seven feet tall to cry. When he whines about a call, the emotional outpouring he exudes is almost overwhelming. (Go ahead Hakeem, let it go- - get it off your chest). May I have the envelope, please. And the winner of the Golden Gilligan is... Dennis Rodman (gasp). (Rodman smirks as he glides to the podium to accept his award, he pauses to clear his throat before speaking...) I just wanna rebound, that's all. Why can't I be me? I just love to rcbound...that's what I do... hey, don't touch me (he is once again ushered off the stage). Well, thanks folks for watching. We'll see you all here again next year with more Gilligans. So long now. With the 1994-199- 5 in the opening round of last years state tournament and the team is looking forward to returning to tah SCOTT NIENDORF By Carbon athletic awards ceremony scheduled at the high school Thursday evening (6:30 p.m.), the Dino athletic department is already looking forward to its upcoming football, volleyball and golf seasons. Carbon athletic director Charlene Dupin released the dates of the Class 3A football schedule, along with the other fall sports. The 3A football gurus got together and decided to split the 15 schools into a north and south division, instead of three regions, and qualify the top eight teams for postseason competition. With home teams listed second, the Dino schedule is: Aug. 25 Delta vs Carbon Sep. 1 Union vs Carbon Sep. 8 Carbon at Wasatch Sep. 15 Carbon at Uintah Sep. 22 P.City vs Carbon(HC) Sep. 29 Emery vs Carbon Oct. 4 Carbon at Logan Oct. 13 Carbon at Lehi Oct. 19 Carbon at N. Sanpete Carbon was edged by Uin 16-1- 4 postseason competition. In other scheduling, the volleyball season will begin Aug. 25 on the road in Utah County. The schedule goes: Aug. 25 CHS at Am. Fork Aug. 29 CHS at Duchesne Aug. 31 Union vs CHS Sep. 6 Wasatch vs CHS Sep.8,9 at Uintah Tourney Sep. 12 CHS at Emery Sep. 14 Richfield vs CHS Sep. 19 CHS at N.Sanpete Sep. 21 Delta vs CHS Sep. 27 CHS at Uintah Oct. 3 Emery vs Carbon Oct. 10 CHS at Richfield Oct. 18 N.Sanpete vs CHS Oct. 8 state tourney The golf schedule is once 27-2- again a scramble to qualify for state. The Dinos are the defending region champions and look poised to defend their title. The golf schedule is: Aug. 31 at Carbon Sep. 7 at Richfield Sep. 14 at Delta Sep. 21 at N. Sanpete Sep. 28 at Emery five-me- five-tea- et m life Resources is working with the Utah Division of Water Quality and the Utah Depar-meof Agriculture to develop a new program where anglers can get involved. The program is called nt Adopt-A-Waterbod- y, or the This program has come about as a result of a survey we conducted with Utah State University, says Phil Dou- glass, Aquatic Education Coordinator for the Utah Divi- sion of Wildlife Resources. People said they wanted to get involved in a program where they could help protect and preserve our resources. For anglers, this will help meet that goal. The program offers anglers a chance to accept some ownership in the pastime they enjoy so much. When you adopt a stream, you commit to keeping it the way you want it clean. 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Danny White had three hits in the loss, while Mario Lupo had two and Robert Cox and Ryan Piccolo each had a hit. Garrett Schmitz almost hit for the cycle in helping Supreme Muffler to a 30-- 2 victory over Intermountain Electronics. He had a triple, double and single, while teammates Justin Black-ha(2), Michael Smith, Jessy Spruell and Tyler Newbold each hit for doubles in the win. The Electronics crew got a double out of Calvin Grogan for its only extra base hit. on doubles by Jared DAmbrosio, 7up got by Barqs, 14-John Bob DAmbrosio, Bubba Valdez (2) and Jake Pressett. Cox, Piccolo and Quintin Harney got the lone hits for Barqs in the loss. Intermountain Electronics snapped out of its offensive doldrums with a 7 win over Price Sheet Metal. Mark Rasmussen hit a double, while Dustin Howa (3), Anthony Allred (3), Maria Lasslo (2) and David Wheeler had hits for the winners. Michael Oneida hit a homer for the metal crew and Andrew Barney hit a triple and Brian Ezell had a double. 24-2- 9-- 22-1- Sharpshooters meet in Price for tourney By courses and barriers trying to connect on a high number of SCOTT NIENDORF Sports editor Gunslingers. Riflemen. Sharpshooters. Call them International Practical Shooting Confederation BET 7 CydeOptions with 4 Automatic Cycles Washing System with SOIL FREE Filter System Console Pots and Pans Cycle CLEAN TOUCH Lower Rack "Rinse Aid contact Kevin Christopher-so- n or Danny Bittick, both of Price. WBBA best marksmen in Utah will be in Price to compete for top honors at the state shooting match. SPORTS FANS! High-Sid- e beginner, sport, expert and pro classes in the event. The track is a great course, which brings back hundreds of bikers each year. For more information about racing or watching, Can-nonda- le what you will, but some of the Silverware Basket Extra Large Dispenser with SIGNAL EYE Indicator events run across four states, and is also a Utah point series race. Riders will participate in 3, Stream Team. Adopt-A-Waterbo- Dishwasher The Butch Cassidy Blowout mountain bike race is back at its Price track, with hundreds ofbikers of all sizes and ages scheduled to participate this Saturday. The race will be run over a course starting near the north Price WBBA baseball fields beginning in the morning. The Butch Cassidy race is the sixth event of the Cup Series, with m Picking up garbage Theres a growing concern by anglers about the increasing garbage and other waste collecting around their favorite fishing streams and lakes. The Utah Division of Wild- Butch Cassidy Blowout race tabbed for June 3 MOUNTAIN VIEW MOTORS 1355 S. Carbon Ave. Price (IPSC) members will be taking aim at individual titles June 3 at the Castle Country Sportsmens Club shooting range south of Price. The range, west of the industrial park on State Road 10 near Four Mile Hill, will be the site of the second consecu-tiv- e state IPSC championships. Shooters, according to range master Drew Krajnyak, will be participating in a number of timed, unique obstacle SPRINGS HERE! And so are Muddy Roads, Farm Yards and Livestock Areas. Try our solution: POZZOFttL Lightweight Free Draining Easily Compactable For prices and delivery of small loads call Bowman Ready Mix 687-996- 8 For orders larger than 10 yds call Pozzolanic Inti Inc. Pozzofill is an earth friendly product. targets. Participants will be timed as they shoot a number of rounds at targets through mock doorways, windows, and through barrels and other interesting obstacles. He said the marksmen and women will be competing in Master A, B, C, D classes in either of two divisions limited and unlimited, that is, with minor or major gun modifications with sights or recoil reducers. Krajnyak said most of the competitors will be using either .45 caliber or .38 super caliber pistols. The competition should be underway by 8 a.m, weather permitting, and should last until 5 p.m., with an awards ceremony to follow. The public is invited to attend to watch the competition. Krajnyak said eye pro- tection is mandatory for spectators and ear protection is strongly recommended as well. The Carbon High drill team is reportedly planning to attend the meet to sell food and refreshments as a fund raiser. Steinoker heats up Steinaker reservoir is a great family fishery in northeastern Utah. Spring fishing pressure is still light, but as the water temperature continues to rise, the fishing action will become hot and heavy. Once the water temperature reaches around 50 degrees, the rainbow trout will really begin to put on the feed, says Ed Johnson, fisheries biologist in the northeastern region for the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources. Now that the ice is off Steinaker, fish are getting hungry and looking for food. Trolling has worked best, but as the water warms, bait fishing from the bank will be just as productive. |
