Show i t N I Convention time this week end My Lady Fair and I will be living It Jt up at the Hotel Utah I I. I There has been a fire on the ninth floor of ot the h hotel o t tel e I and I i through quick work I got get us lIa laio I Iono ono one of ot the burned o oart t rooms s nt at i fa- fa pretty i Rood O d rate rato You gotta Vatch Angles these days The management has advised 1 I that carpenters and plumbers will be working In the room I night and day A large china mug will be furnished There Therele Is le no telephone so 80 If we want room service we can break Icicles off the window sill However they have promised plenty platy pl ty of t hot and cold running m maids We have no hopes of ot rating as high In competition with the newspapers newspapers news news- papers papers a ad we did last year Missed first In general excellence by one point 29 point 29 t to to 28 28 ln in 1960 Well We'll be lucky to bring home homo any gravy at al all To all of you who have been so 50 gracious with congratulations and so loose with advice upon my forthcoming trip to I Hawaii thanks thanks a million Glen that Coalville postmaster advises me to take along at least three dollars He ne was stranded in Honolulu a week during the war whet when his pay check didn't catch up with him and he confined his fun to sIghtseeing seeing on foot Nothing is free In the Islands islands lie ate confides Absolutely nothing Gordon Taylor of Kamas says not to miss Don the Beachcombers Beachcomber's ers er's place Maybe they'll let mew me w wash h dishes Mrs l Gordon Taylor says she cried when she had to leave Hawaii She's been trying to get Mote MOle to open a branch bank there I Bo 10 o sure eure and ancl take a lawnmower er says says hays Pop Jenks of Park City Remember you promised to bring me a grass skirt says Ethyl of Coalville Pete Bezzant of Kamas and I Igo Veran Moore of Coalville offer to togo togo go along as valets Morgan folks are unanimous in agreeing that its it's a dirty gyp for My My- Lady Fair Her hu husband husband band goes oft off all over the world I near Brit near and she ahe stays home to keep Jeep the fire burning and the I i candle In the tile window Last I J heard there was a move on an foot to raise funds to put her heras hern CUt as n a plane so she could meet me meat ment at sit the dock surprise dock surprise surprise Guess who's behind it ItT V And to all you ladles from 18 to 80 who have expressed a wish to go along You'll be one lady with men men for five days Still want to go W Walt Wait I till till I I Igo go to Las Vegas It If you foU still slUt want to go youre you're mote Store than welcome If 11 It tl Its It's OK OR with Its It's fine Ine with with Mac |