Show r s l This morning a n horrible thought suddenly occurred to me Hero Is this guy see staggerIng staggerIng stagger stagger- Ing through tho the desert He lie Ie la is starving Ho lIe aint et for tor nigh on three weeks He lIe must eat cat or die lIe He comes upon a n big package of I cereal Ke lie can mix it with water I and it will save his Ute life Slavering drooling he tears at nt it with his fingers lingers Cant Can't get It H open He lie broke his glasses several hours ago He Ho cant can't see to read the directions on how to open tho the package So he Just has to starve to death No wonder your poor newspaper suffers BUffers when the man spends hi his time tune having thoughts like these I There was another thought I had today but I didn't Jot lot it down and it may come back to tome tomo tomo mo me but not right now One of the silliest things Ive I've I read in many a moon concerns what girls of certain age do about people like those beatles Just made a local enemy enemy nt at least one A Kamas High School girl cant can't explain it but she is simply mad about Ringo cries when she I thinks of him Flippo Anyhow some enterprising bird bought the sheets and pillow pUlow cases j i from the hotel beds in which the i had slept cut them up Into remnants and sold the tho little pieces to young girls For l IdUS thrill sums How hoar about theM that theMI j I We have severa several sheets heets and pillow pillow cases which are now In InI I I remnants They are ready for forI I sale My Lady Fair has not es es- I j a n price but if It there are areno areno no takers taken she will wilt have havo to use I them for dust cloths and she sho already al nI ready has dust cloths Does she hear offers Remember Mac slept here Along this crazy line Une but seri seer seriously a salesman visited the Ute office of lice fice recently glanced at my collection col cot lection which he had seen before before be be- fore and said Mac get g t that out of ot here He lie pointed at the he place card with the personal signature of President John F. F Kennedy which the late president handed to me following a luncheon It was I placed In one of the pictures ot of the President and me taken by I unseen unseen cameras i I I 1 Somebody will steal that autograph auto graph he said Its especially valuable b because cause I s obviously a I I luncheon place place card card with the f fam famous famous ous and bona fide tide signature of Mr Kennedy They're offering for such an autograph now and a hundred years from now now now- wow I ISo I So I took it home B But t can qan an you I imagine any one actually y wanting to steal something like that which I is of tremendous sentimental value to me but of what possible value to any anyone one else Let this thin be a lesson to you now hearT hear I told last week of being hit by a car in Salt Lake City when 11 I passed off proffered aid from I the ambulance and came home insisting I was not hurt I This is a mistake I didn't hurt at the time but oh my loving I brother later I The sore stomach I muscles I complained about turned out to be two cracked ribs That I tired feeling hangs on on and Ive I've been running a slight temperature tempera tempera- I ture and if I were a girl in love love with Ringo I could cry easy j I ISo So let this be bo your lesson lesson lesson- one ne I had heard but forgotten When you get hurt no matter how you get it or how well you feel get geta a check I That other thought I was missing miss ing hag back there is still missing I Maybe next week Something to look forward to to Mac |