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Show V to store with a tiny swatch of material trying to match it with some socks. The length of the skirts is the greatest mystery. Last year the big battle was to have them long enough. Every morning Id complain about the length (or lack of length) other skirts only to hear, "but MOTHER, everyone is wearing them like THE SUMMIT COUNTY BEE Entered eecond-cleamatter, October 2 1S23. at thu poet Coalvilla, Utah 84817, muter the Act of March 1 187. Fufelbhad Every Thuraday at Coalville, Utah, pacond data aaat-ai-d at Coalville, Utah. Advertising Bates on AoBlieatloa. Subocrlpdoa 9440 a year lit advene H. C. MeConaughy, Editei ana Publiaher. Loafsa D. MeConaughy, Aaaociato Editor. H'. P. Langforq'ProokKtios Mona gar. e ofriea-a- t this. Bees like a WAXING YOU HAD any Rood entries lately tor the silly question department? Theyre always good for a smile. Personally, ed I like the one of the gentleman beside the Ohio car, standing on Echo dam and gazing ponderously in both directions, who asked well-dress- me: Is this lake natural or ago a couple from California, west enough to know better, stopped to watch hunters near Woodland load a big buck. Their question: What do you feed them to get week 'em so fat?" BUT NONE of these can compare with the queries which make up a fine tale in the 'cur- rent Ford Times Issued monthly by Crandall-Walke- r. (While Im being an office girl in The Summit County Bee Office I read anything, .but es- pecially article says, where 3,500 persons to them, nd at least call every week-a- these ARE serious questions: What kind of apple did Eve eat? Who built the English Channel? "What lassitude is New York City on?" man- made? A formation, the (I THINK Eves apple must have been Delicious, dont you?) "What time of day does a bluebird sing?" "Does the Library have a list of expectant mothers?" (That one must be from a new girl at the Diaper Service. And darned if I know for sure-b- ut do bluebirds sing at all? If not, why not?) "Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco?" (If there isnt, you might sue the tour- ist agency.) "Can you legally keep an octopus in a private house? 0118110 The New York Public Library is a storehouse of in- - "DO YOU HAVE a book on to grow hair onyour chest?" thisn be from a young man or a member of Womens Liberation?) "What country has the highest how (Would Francis News Word has been received by and Mrs. Clarence Bates that their son Bob will be home from Viet Nam on November 16. Roy Atkinson has been home from Ft. Lewis, Washington to participate in the State RMRA finals held in Ogden. He won hard-luc- k cowboy and he received a pair of boots and levies. He returned to his base on Sunday. Ralph and JoAnn Hallam and Jerry and Doris Louder spent the weekend in Delta with the Boyd Louders. They went down for the pheasant hunt. Ronald Jacobs spent the week end at home. He is employed in Las Vegas. Mr. and Mrs. Brent Wilde spent Saturday evening visiting with Mr. and Mrs. Lee Thomas. Glade Prescott, son of Mr. and Mrs. LeLand Prescott was in Ogden to the State RMRA finals. He took first place aver- lfr. number of honorable women?" "Is it phrenology they wont allow in the mails?" (Lets see. Isnt phrenology the study of and why they finger-nai-ls break? And so it goes, accenting uj Ford Times. Bet some of our elementary school teachers could quote some dandies. And why don't we have a regular column from the teachers on Show and TeU? HERE B MORE: When did Moses first come into the pub- lic eye?" "Do camels have to be licensed in India?" "Do you have a list of movie stars with pierced ears?" "Can you tell me what Higher Water means? You know, Hlgh- - to look want-m- TERRI was a very little girl we used to ask her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she would answer without any hesitation: "A teenager!" Wed argue with her that you couldnt be Just a teenager-y- ou had to have some goal in life, choose some profession, show some ambition, ALL THIS didnt matter to her, she HAD her ambition she wanted to be a teenager. Well, alter a long (and somewhat Impatient) wait, she finally made it. We now know she knew more than we did all along-th- ere B such a thing as a professional teenager. Its a profession that requires special music, special dances, a great deal of concentration, plenty of patience on foe part of the parents, and lots and lots of money. THE FIRST requirement of a professional teenager is an extensive wardrobe completely color-cue- d and coordinated right down to the very last accessory. This means lots of shopping for Just the right color sweater to match the skirt and I often find myself running from store er Water, something to do with early American Indians." ?) (Lets see, didnt he dig Mlnnie-Ho-Ho- All that, and probably a thousand more. And Just think I still cant get an answer to my plausible question: Which way does a fly get onto the celling? Does he flip over and face the ceiling and skid to a stop, or does he go into an inside loop and stop at the top, facing where hes been? Now whats so tough about that one? All the scientists need is a slow camera. Oh, wow, man. Please answer or I promise Ill write the New York Public Library and some sweet little ar old lady will give me a detailed answer and make you all feel silly Mac. EVEN SNEAK into her closet during the daytime and secretly lengthen her skirts. Now all I hear is a cry for a maxi-dres- s! (You can professional tell the mother of a teenager way SHE dresses-i- n blouses, by the hand-me-do- stretched-o- ut shoes and nylons with runs in them.) Then there's this problem about hair. One day shell go to school with curls all tied up in ribbons and yarns like 1 used to fix it when she was 2 years old. Very pretty. THE NEXT DAY she'll start out the door looking like a refugee from a hippy commune. "Terri. You forgot to comb your hairi" "No, I didnt." You mean THAT is combed? I mean it looks like it was combed with an better yet an electric mixer, couldn't do that much damage. But thats the Myle. reA professional teen-ag- er of quires transportation-lo- ts transportation. Rides to games and rides from games. Rides to parties and rides from parties. Rides to movies and rides from movies. -or egg-beat- ers BUT NEVER, under any circumstances, are parents allowed to attend these things with her-J- ust transport her then evaporate. Parents are to be used but never seen or heard. A professional teenager is never seen walking or (horror of horrors) riding a bike. Consequently if there are errands to be run we must drive her or one of the little kids must run it. (We havent reached the age With election over perhaps we can get beck to normal. Once again we had over a 33 turnover in the House of Represent- atives. I Just compared the two men who are still in the Some of us retired by picture. session. she of complete mobillty-wh- en is old enough to drive herself. Thank heavens!) BEING A professional teenager requires a great deal more schooling than any other proare fession. Their text-booSeventeen, Ingenue, Mad, and movie magazines. Their teachers are older teenagers and never, under any circumstances, do they take ce from us old fogeys. Internship starts in the third grade. Boy, don't 1 wish I could be a professional teen-age- r! -- Mary Bee want to express my sincere apprecia- CREATIVE SCHOOL OF DANCE age in bull riding. Jim Klrkham is on the sick He spent a week in the 128 Hospital, returning home on Sunday. At the time he isnt very well. Hope he is soon feeling better Hazel Curry and family of Salt Lake spent the weekend visiting at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Atkinson. Merlyn Mitchell and a girl friend of Salt Lake spent the weekend at the home of Mr.and Mrs. Mark MitcheU. We all extend our sympathy to the Dugdale family on the loss of their nephew. A number of family and friends attended the graveside services at the Francis cemetery. All of his folks went to Green River for the funeraL Bishop Bill Lemon spent most of the week in Salt Lake on Jury list again. MODERN AND BALLET AGES THREE YEARS TO ADULTS Every Saturday at Quonset Hut 10 AN, 3 present you on the County Commission. pledge every effort to serve you to the 12, 1970 Pink and Blue SURGICAL Happy grandparents are Mr, and Mrs. Eugene (Moe) Brooke over the arrival of a granddaughter born to Eddie and Sandie Maytun, of Salt Lake City. The little miss weighed BIRTH. Loralne Frantz, baby boy born Nov. 4; Suzanne White, Coalville, boy, Nov. 9. Little Nika Atkinson, Kamas, 4 month old baby, accident, released November 1L The little baby son ofMr.and Mrs. Jack Sargent is still in the hospital in an incubator but la progressing each day. 7 lbs. Grandmother, Mrs. Vivian Maytun lives in Salt Lake City. Great gramfoarents are Mrs. Lottie Coon, Mrs, Hansen all of Salt Lake City and Ace Hall, of . California. Thls ls Eddies and Sandies first child. - Everyone should get Involved once in a while to realize what a great privilege it is to live where we can breathe dean air, to be able to raise our children without fear of riots, racial problems and with schools where all children can be accepted. We are free to attend the church of our choice and to express our opinion by voting. Its my opinion that the people of Summit County are the greatest be they Democrats or subscriber. r Make a Molehill out of a Mountain. Leon Sinister Wins Nice Trip Leon Slmlster, a successful and ambitious representative for Farmers Insurance Grog) and Life Insurance has woo fine recognition from his company as being first in Region Commercial Accounts and third in Life Insurance. He has also won a trip to Las Vegas, Nev. for first place, for the July, August and September quarter for his efficiency, quality of work and production. Mr. and Mrs. Simister have made tentative plans to leave for Las Vegas during the holidays. Mr. Simister also finds time for his hobby of oil painting and he also does water color. Stop in sometime and see his collection of oil paintings that are truly beautiful and prafes-slonal-a- What a beautiful way to climb a mountain! Just touch the throttle and zoom to the top with power to spare. The highest snow country is yours . . . when you're on the world's most popular snowmobile. o Your dealer will show you everything you need even to make fun of winter. Sportwear, accessories trail maps of nearby snowf ieldz. It's so easy and o country. You'll find inexpensive to discover the finest snowmobiles, parts and service at this aign.g;! Ski-Do- o, Ski-Do- Ski-Do- Go T.M. Bombard, one better... Go r Ud. CRANDALL WALKER MOTORS COALVILLE, UTAH nd while there, why not buy some insurance. tion to all the residents of Summit County who have given me the opportunity to Thursday, November others. ks ad-yl- Coalville, Utah Dean Meyer, car accident, out of state; Hazel RockhiU. Kamas, transferred to a rest home in Heber. . After surviving another election as the wife of a candidate, I feel theres only one word which can describe the only real difference "Opinion", This is our way of expressing our true feelings. 1 feel our opinion and our political beliefs have a tendency to stem from our childhood as wo remember opinions expressed by our parents. We form our own opinions through the years, but generally we agree with our parents. A group of Democrats and Republicans gathered at the Court House to await the returns of the election. I am sure we all experienced the same emotional feelings. The happiness for some and the sadness for choice, others were defeated at the polls. These large turnovers are an indication to me that the public are not too pleased with the action of the law makers. Forex-amp- le two years ago voters gave the Legislature permission to bold budget sessions. It was very clearly understood that only money matters and perhaps an emergency bill or two would be considered. However bills came pouring in that certainly didnt fall into either category, I personally felt that this was not the Intent of the voters at a budget THE SUMMIT COUNTY BEE 2 . Of PATIENTS Lyn Bowers, Kamas. MEDICAL Orald Lewis, Kamas WHAT B THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DEMOCRAT AND A REPUBLICAN? 1970 When a hurry-u- p, poorly written Sunday closing law under disguise as a common day of rest was hurridly passed I was ready to quit politics. The voters evidently thought the same thing about the irresponsibility of such actions, at least the results of the election this year would so Indicate. I sincerely hope that some smart men do not do the same thing with the changing of the Summit. Hospital matters. with 1963 and find .only THANKS, FOLKS! I mate constitution which the No. 1 amendment allows. If they do Im sure that the voters win give them the axe as they did most of those who went overboard to pass laws that had nothing to do with budget GLEN roster grand-ma- ?" ro by Mary Bee WHEN Do you Our re- I very best of my ability. MASON SMITH. PM. Half-to- n Ford Rancho ro Squire has carpeting, deluxe wheel covers, and more. wall-to-w- duty. Mr. and Mrs. Theron Atkinson flew to Ohio. 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