Show KAMAS VALLEY COWS ENJOY r NICER THAN BOSSY I Theres There's some name calling go ing tag on on in the Kamas Valley that would have shocked citizens a afew afew afew few years ago The name name calling c centers e n t e rs re around the dairy farmers who are exploring a whole new cycle of cow names names- H Its It's almost Impossible sible aible to find a Bossy any more Dairy farmers agree that a cows cow's name must show character and personality which takes consideration consid oration In selecting the proper I name for the producing milk crit ter The name calling in the pastor cal ial paradise of ot Kamas Valley Is III right interesting When one farmer farm farm- er la In this area yells Holy Cow Caw j 1 be could be referring to any num ber of ot his herd for Bible DIble names are attached to his prize stock He lie has a Judah Elijah Dan David Ruth and a Noah ALSO AISO RENEGADES Ha Ile has S some me renegades too Some Som bear such monikers as I Bandit Bad Eye Rake Goat Goof Goor and Sensation Humor is evident in another herd This farmer names his hili cows after prominent women of the area Personality traits of the cows cowe are matched with the local I ladles ladies If It a cow makes with theEres the Eyes Eres at the male malo species she's sure lure to be named after the neighborhood neighborhood neigh neigh- flirt But If it the cow is it a at steady tead t she's hea aimed for tor a i good woman woman I Some of the ladies ladles who have I gained the honor of having a cow I named after them are quite proud This farmer reports that one lady was waa disturbed to find that her namesake didn't make the high producing list I wont won't mention his name no need to start a neighborhood scandal Another farmer doesn't believe in cattle cattle-calling lie He just tags a number of them This simplifies record keeping ho says MORE NAMES Feminine names are more popular However In tn some herds berda they are almost extinct Some Borne farmers believe male names show more character Others stay away from both species giving handles Midnight Mid as all Peanut Penta Tents night t Speck Trix Boney Roney Pet Pet and Greedy Royalty reigns In one pas cow ture tune with regal n names mes s such ch as aa Duchess Pride een Q Queen Jewel and Sa petta One farmer believes in tn keeping I up date up-to-date to date to-date date by hanging modern missile age names name on his cattle like likes Zoom Mars Jet Rocket and Spud I J JI nick I Cows should be given more re reo cognition In this modern day da after all aU it was a cow who first went wen into orbit when she Jump ed 04 elo over ofer r the moon moon Shirley Chatwin |